Just binged all of Stranger Things this weekend, which brought up an important question: which characters/cast members would you fuck?
Just binged all of Stranger Things this weekend...
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Are you serious?
Quite.
I'd have to say, in order:
Mike
Will
Maxine
Eleven, but only the Season 2 version with the curly hair and the overalls.
Get a hobby, you're too involved in the boob tube. You rube.
Kek, it's the only series I've watched in... I actually don't know how long. I usually just watch sports and the news.
I was pleasantly surprised at the storytelling in Stranger Things. The absolutely adorable kids are a nice bonus.
>Mike
You have shit taste, faggot. Kys.
The demogorgon
Winona Ryder is the only acceptable answer, you sick fucks.
That's hot. Any particular one, or all of them at once?
Wtf
Naci
Eleven (season 2)
>Naci
Nancy?
Eleven
Nancy. And Mike's mom.
Yes sorry
Nancy is pretty cute.
With Eleven it's just odd, though. I found it rather surprising how some curly hair and overalls makes that big of an impact.
Im sure going from 12 to 15 goes into it
Wait, how long was it between shooting season 1 and 2? From 12 to 15 is a surprising jump.
ITT: Eight gets no love.
Who?
Have you seen season 2, user?
Yes is it that mexican bitch
i'd fuck Mike's mom then Eleven then Nancy , b/c of her feet
She's Danish/Indian apparently, but yes.
That little bald bitch
I was very appreciative of the scenes where Will was shirtless, but my heart belongs to Mike.
Since you asked
Probably the girl that plays 11
Just off the top of my head
Barb
Which "version" do you prefer? Bald, blonde wig, curly hair and overalls, or the punk look?
my nigga
Kek.
Hoppers dead wife only if hes watching tho
is this even a question?
Yes.
DIAMONDS
I would personally make millie my sex slave and fuck all her holes each day.
Yeah when she was in the alien movies for sure. Now that she's like 50 or some shit she's getting more of that grandma vibe.
based
All of them but from least to greatest
>blonde,punk,bald,curly
11
And the hot sister of the kid that keeps 11 in his house... The one that goes to high school
Why do the mods have to be smelly meanies and delete Nacey, Shes legal :(
ooh me too
Will and Mike can clean up Millie once I'm done with her
They'll be too busy getting fucked and/or fucking me
this, unironically
i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie
Good lord
>bald rated that high
Her bald phase was weird for me. I knew she was a girl, but my brain still insisted it was a boy. Which under most circumstances is fine (I like boys better), but in this case just felt odd for some reason.
The curly hair and overalls are an absolute win, though.
Can only imagine what eleven could do for your prostate useing her psychic shit.
Oh...
Wow. Count me in.
Maxine doesn't seem to be getting much love here, and she's such a cutie.
>Faggot Things
NPC tier show like GoT and Big Bang Theory.
fuuuck please strangle me
I'm sure they can lick my cum off her while you pound them from behind.
Hot.
Poor little Will is always getting the short end of the stick. I think it's time to give him the long end...
ughhh tell me more daddy
Well, I'd fuck Will's tight little asshole while Mike facefucks him. Meanwhile, I can make out with Mike at the same time. When Mike and I bust a nut, we change places, with Mike licking the cum out of Will's ass while I suck Mike's cum out of Will's mouth.
Afterwards, we can play DnD. But none of that 4th Edition shit.
Its not the bald phase was good it was just better
Hell yeah dude, shes just drowned out by the better actors
I must be a terrible judge of performances, honestly, because I thought she did fine. And I really like her character.
That's reasonable.
I didn't say she was bad in terms of acting shes just not as good looking
Yeah, I guess there's a lot of competition with so many good-looking characters. I guess I'm just a bit surprised that people seem to like Eleven better than Max.
Attitude. 11 seems somewhat naive and innocent. Maxine will kick your ass in bed with a strap on
She's the poster child
that too
Bump someone post pictures or something
bump
Ok
What about Mike?
I
I'd say things are going quite well for her.
>Mike
the fuck are you on about?
Indeed
The one kid with the jewfro, hes a fag
i know who he is it just baffles me that anyone (even if gay) would pick that faggot
the only acceptable answer.
11
isn't it obvioous?
Serious? I mean, I could understand arguing that Will is cuter than Mike, but Mike is definitely adorable.
All of dem little boys. Hurr hurr.
P.S. Obviously a joke, sorry if any pedos get offended :/
thats the saddest thing. Before any of us get a chance she's already being passed around like a fuck toy
damn your right
Offended? Kek. I'd marry Mike.
All this talk of Mike but no photos are posted lol.
goddess
I just watched the series, user. I haven't taken the time to make a folder honoring his cuteness yet.
She looked better bald.
where do you find shit like this
shit like what?
would lick allllll of that
what about the greaser guy though?
You can't be serious, user. The curly hair and overalls are easily her best look in the show.
Steve? His character develops quite well, I just don't find him that attractive. Maybe he's just too old for my tastes.
Sexy pictures of her
Photo shoots and she posts a ton of them herself
Anymore WebM, maybe a deepfake
she sure is sexy isnt she
>subscribing to Netflix
>funding cutting edge material confronting a variety of subjects never discussed
>muh patriarchy
>muh white privlege
>muh cis privilege
>muh straight privilege
>muh Amy Shumer is funny deal with it don’t be sexist
Stunning and brave OP.
Sexy isn't the right word, cutesy more like it
Jokes on you I pirate
Go back to /pol/
the redhead added in season two
Maxine, yes. Total cutie.
Didn’t take long kek. Do you ever have original thoughts or does your head rattle like an empty spray paint can?
Wait. Don’t answer. It might chip away a little more at my faith in humanity.
>t. Can't afford Netflix
>4chinz
>Faith in humanity
Pick one.
Imagine getting a blowjob off that toothless kid.
right as you are ready to bust down his throat he'd say something really annoying
Kek'd irl
First time he says something, just start pissing. Solve that shit real quick.
I wish. I'm part of the percentage of males who can't piss while they are erect. I'd probably just have to bury my cock in his throat so he couldn't talk
This is the weakest comeback I ever heard.
Laugh more. Love often. Stay triggered.
>pissing while erect
Ok so you’ve never had an erecction.
user, I can piss while erect just fine. Getting it into the toilet may prove difficult, though.
I just want Mike's stinky socks in my face, ugh!
>I'd probably just have to bury my cock in his throat so he couldn't talk
Hot.
You get his feet while I shove my tongue up his ass.
Oh yes. =]
Quite a few times. I just can't take a piss while it's still erect. A lot of men can't (or have to make a strong effort for it) there's actually a valve or something that comes into play.
>he hasnt joined the best discord server on the face of the planet yet.
YIKES,SWEATY!
discord.
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I always think Mike has the smelliest feet, I am not sure why.
I've heard something like that but never gave it much thought. I've even pissed in a cute boy butt while I was pounding away at it, so I dunno.
I dunno, I think with as out of sorts as poor Will always is that his feet probably build up quite an odor.
(SPOILER) Especially when they try and sweat the spirit out of him. I kept looking at his sweaty armpits and soles. :P Could of licked them all up!
in no particular order:
Nancy
Eleven [season 2 and onward only]
Max
I'm not into feet, but that scene was hot, pun maybe intended.
I love how often they have him shirtless. He has such a yummy tummy.
I was going to comment about not knowing some men can pee through erections but then I saw this post I realized I’m in the wrong neighborhood
Is there a 'right' neighborhood around here, user? What were you expecting?
This is getting fapped to later.
A neighborhood that doesn’t talk about peeing in your lovers anus.
nothing about a lover there, just a cute boy butt.
Precisely. This user gets it.
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