I'm off tomorrow /b, ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything

I'm off tomorrow /b, ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything

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Are you happy with your life?

can i have some free pepsi

Do you drink....
Coke?

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How old are you?

Fuck you, coke is better!!!!!!

Why the fuck would you post your face on this site and board of all places?

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pasta

How much pussy you get?

Yeah

We only get like 10% off

29. I have co-workers in their 50s doing this nearing retirement

Stable gf

women in my area are developing chloroform immunity.
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Every woman in town checks her drinks like cashiers inspect hundred dollar bills out of habit.
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My area is now the self-defense training capital of the world.
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I get so much pussy they check for my nets now.
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he's boring user, there's nothing worth ruining

he isn't scared scum like you!

Oh no bro bro that can change very quickly.

Pepsi owns Mountain Dew, Crush and Baja Blast

Why are you making this fuckin thread again?

more like i'm not retarded like him
oh yes it can but its been a slow thread plus no time stamp to prove it's him so not going to really take the time on this one

why is everybody who does this in the southeast a nigger?

got sugar? its shit pepsi

>why is everybody who does this in the southeast a nigger?

Not gonna lie, distribution doesn't attract alot of good talent. That's why great workers get promoted and get raises

Nice

Go back to /o/, Pepsifag

We also get shoes.

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Bump for more bepis

look like decent quality

Timberland so yeah, pretty light too

How much do you make?

who do you feel the need to post this everyday?
Is there something you really want to share, but can't tell us?
Or unsatisfied you need some attention?
(asking as a Bangs merchandiser)

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This is becoming stale copy pasta. See it almost everyday now.

Bangs?
Not a merc or that joke would make you cringe after hearing it constantly.

$17+ mileage+regular OT

I'm currently off this semester so no classes

And Bang Energy? As in Bang energy drinks? They have their own Merchandisers? Doesn't sound too stable

When iake these threads, I always answer the questions

Why the fuck would a Coke product have its own merchandiser

Did you finally move on from Walmart?

Coke owns Monster
Pepsi owns Rockstar
7Up owns Venom

Can you fuck off? Nobody cares about your stupid threads you keep making faggot

But those are subsidiary companies with their own distribution. Barq's is a Coke brand.

He said Bangs Energy drink, which is a legit energy drink but he posted Barqs

What the fuck are you talking about

Shit job, worked at coke and 7up, 0/10 Would not recommend.

Can you move out of the way so I can get Cheerwine and Jarritos?

Fuck publix managers by the way, some weird stuck up retail fuck boys brain washed into career retail work

What's your SSN

why the fuck are all of you inbreeds who can't put shit in the right spots?

thats why all these taste like shit... what about fanta, root beer? is that coke?

Shoulda applied for Pepsi. We pay more

I hate those Jarritos guys

Glad you got the day off bud

Okay. Here's my question:
How many times do you think you'll restart this thread before you feel you've gotten enough attention and stop?
You're becoming the new log boy.

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I'll be going back to class in June

Why are you off tomorrow?

how much you get paid?

do you fuck the walmart staff in the back room like the brownberry and little debbie guys do

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Off Monday and Tuesday

Walmart backroom employees are pretty hardened people. They see no sunlight for hours

who took that picture of you?

that's not what i asked you

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Why do you keep posting this shit? You’re a fucking pepsi merchandiser. Not that cool or interesting. I’d be more interested in a AMA from a from a fucking janitor

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YOU DUMBASSES HES TROLLING YOU BECAUSE HE LICKED THE CEILING AS HIS PARENTS WERE FUCKING IN THE ROOM ABOVE HIM AND CUM SEEPED DOWN FROM THEIR FLOOR AND ENTERED HIS ROOF BECAUSE HES A FUCKING TASTELESS FAGGOT FORCING THIS FUCKING MEME ALL OVER THE BOARD WHILE CLUELESS RETARDS LIKE YOU FALL FOR IT EVERY FUCKING TIME

YOURE NOT FUNNY YOU FAGGOT, DO YOU HEAR???

No, I don't. They'll yell at you

Just finished my 1st shift as a Coca-Cola delivery driver, ama

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how sore are you?

how are the benefits? what state are you working in?

Pretty good

I'm in Cali

not it all driving is a hell out of easier than being a lame merchandiser and drivers make more too

do you have to unload the trailer, or just drop it off and wait for the personnel at the store to unload it?

drop it off and wait for store managers to verify the order, than merchandisers get to do the hard part

What kroger store number is that

SoCal doesn't have Krogers. We have Ralph's and Food4Less

haha y'all are the laziest fucks i've ever seen, never one time have i seen a merchandiser that gives a fuck and on the store side we are usually glad when y'all leave so we can fix the shit you fuck up