>Be me
>18
>Depressed femanon
>B-day was in Feb, didn’t get a present
>Fast forward to this month
>Mom comes home with a pet carrier
>”Happy Birthday user!”
>Sees bird inside
>Happytears.mp3
>Was gonna kill myself soon
>Now have I have a reason to live
I love my mom and my bird. I’m so glad a small blue bird could save my life
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There are no girls on Yea Forums newfag
Tits or gtfo
is it male or female and what did you name it?
Eat it. Looks delicious.
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This.
It’s a male and his name is Sprout
Tits or gtfo.
Lurk moar.
cute birb
You saved your own life, don't pretend it's for a reason.
I can’t send tits but I can give y’all a cock pic
When people kept telling you that you need to 'get ya self a bird' I'm not sure that this was what they meant......lol
kys underage, been here a decade
nice name, hope you two develop a great bond
Its going to rub its bird dick on you and your dumbass will just be all "omg hes going nuts haha look everyone" while he fucking sodomizes you
Basic. Bitch.
White knight detected
you can all say what you want to her, I don't care lol
fucking moron
The fuck you talking about retard. I work with birds and have had birds in the past. I know when mating season is and make sure they ain’t jerking off on me. KYS retard
>been here a decade
Youre 18 you havent worked with shit little ms im gonna fucking kill myself all of a sudden has some credentials fucking please
Fuck out of here normie scum
That's wonderful! Happy Birthday.
Love yourself like you love that birb.
>Thats shit! Have a horrible birthday. Kill yourself and then the bird.
ftfy
You're a hateful wiener bub. You gotta cool your jets.
Save me from this earthbound shit.
Ur gay
Keep breathing and use your imagination.
It also helps to never wear anyone else's discomfort or bad attitude. Let them carry their cold, wet blanket on their own.
So.
Sad thing is in a lot of third-world African countries, even with all the death and poverty, the mere mention of suicide is offensive. The one thing they have is life. People like you, on the other hand, are will to throw away life over a fucking birthday. I wish you fucking would.
Kys fgt
Nah...I'm good bub. I'll stick around, see what happens.
Why? Exactly fuckall will happen because you are a lazy do nothing faggot
BET
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITS? GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THIS NORMIE BULLSHIT
That's not true guy. Come on.
I do many things, I have many skills and talents. But that's neither here nore there though bub.
Aww, my dude. That bird looks nice, treat it like your best friend and play with it everyday.
It will be a new routine for you and keep you busy. Which will help out a lot.
Good luck man.
Suck a dick
Tldr
Why you think i would believe your bullshit is beyond me, retard. Kill yourself
I'm not trying to sell you anything bubbo. I do not require your validation.
BIRD
You require the noose, pussy
BIRD!
B I R D!
I do not, in fact require a noose...your assessment is incorrect guy.
That is, however, some hateful stuff to hold on to. Not good for your health bub.
>your assessment is incorrect guy
My assessment is that BIRD IS THE WORD!
stick the bird in ur ass or gtfo
>My assessment is that BIRD IS THE WORD!
Truism.
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>stick the bird in ur ass or gtfo
SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THAT BIRD DANCE BEAT:
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Aw user. You're momma loves you. I been battling with that for years. Hang in there user. Look for a partner who can understand this. I'm sure you could find others to love you if you don't have any or much. Only way out
nice bird, i'm happy for you
Lmao little babby faggot over here thinks saying mean words shortens your lifespan
Ahahahahaha faggot, kys
wanna get married and be depressed together?
Nice birb
Lmfao pathetic white knight
hmmm so this is tits watching
nigger
purchasing a pet as a gift is morally wrong since you havent done the extensive research on husbandry and have no fucking idea how to care for this bird
Thats a really nice macaw? You have there.