You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're not BLACK

I have a dad... wait no i don't

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I'm at work.

i'm not black, if you don't believe me then check out these dubs

dddddumb

I like John Mayer

I'm in university

I fill my car up when I go to the gas station.

My money can buy things

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I live with my dad I have a job I study I am not a huge fan of chicken. I dont call friends bro.

i want to kill my self

I dont smell of baby oil and government cheese

No thank you, have a nice day.

I know the difference between the moon and mars

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i cant, even if im white my dick is too big

The first Jews weren't black

I bought my bike

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I hate nigger

I work as a mechanic
I live on a Farm
I bang my sister
I drive a pickup truck

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Gesmegels

I love white people and KFC.

And the thunder rollsssss... And the liiiiightning strikes

I am in the jeep owners club

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I have never been late with a bill payment.

Shelia looks like her skull is a foot thick.would fuck for a job doing nothing but eating fried chicken and purple drank/10

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I can use plurals and usually use correct grammar. I can pronounce ask without saying "aks"

Ask & Axe are two different words, with different definitions/meanings.

I can count that high

I’m still alive

I'm white

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Never comitted any crime

She also thinks storms are too white

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee

I can't get pussy.

You're on thin ice schrodinger's spook

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proofs :DD

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You're guilty of being white.

didnt happen

I like black women

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I don’t sell my bitches food stamps for crack

Yes it fucking did

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Id lynch you but even tho you didint get dubs you seem to know what numbers are so ill just burn a cross on your front lawn

What do you sell for crack then?

If i killed someone the media would mention it

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Fuck niggers

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Am not a nigger, faggot.

Did you ever do gay shit with your friends growing up? What are your gayest experiences overall? Share your stories.

I can say ask and not axe.

Never tasted a rat

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Guacamole nigga penis and coffe

silly girl

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I prefer quantized music

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White chicks don't want my cock in their pussy

this isn't funny

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Live in iceland.

Is that supposed to trigger me or something, I'm with you bruh it pisses me off too.

I contribute to society

kfc is shit

wow pure schizophrenia in one sentence i am truly impressed

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I'm not attracted to this average white girl in the OP

schizophrenia? I'm not the one posting info graphics created by literal tin foil hat conspiracy theorists. I'm just stating my personal experience with women.

Take off shorts.... sharpie in pooper

Conspiracy theorists ? all those women were murdered by their black boyfriends

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dindu nuffins

Not just the men

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So? I could easily find a compilation of mugshots for white men who have done the same thing. Not defending them but also not bat shit crazy like you.

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seen any white policemen doing this ? black people simply dont belong in human civilisation its none of their business

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what about elliot roger? he's a hapa, and look what he's done.

that looks like a routine drug inspection to me, don't know what you're talking about.

driven mad by feminists

doesn't mean he isn't a mass murderer though, just trying to prove a point.

Oh yeah that dude was fucked in the head. Here's the antithesis

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i suspect we live in different worlds and i am fucking grateful

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I can afford internet access

It was a joke brainlet.

Fair enough anyone can go over the edge and having a squeaky voice aint gonna help but that doesn't explain why this made you smile
youtube.com/watch?v=BTK32ZuY-UI

k

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Honestly doesn't even come close.

That's their top architect who built that stone tower

Kanye is black???

i drink tea

Stop denigrating black culture you racist just because the didn't invent the wheel doesn't mean they have NOTHING to offer

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I would shoot up a school

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700 credit score.

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I drink arizona iced tea and skittles

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I's be white, jus like you folks. Yessir jus us crackers up in here

And worry about you're score ?

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You drink skittles?

Stacy's pita chips

you can only be racist against people you disagree with.

First, OP needs to prove it to us. We're waiting.

uhhh, lemme think.
i can't say nigger in public without getting jumped

you pop a handful of skittles in your mouth, and swig the iced tea. best thing in the world.

And ignore the crimes of those you agree with

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Daemons

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commie

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As long as there's no spic playing neighborhood watch around, that should be safe.

arizona green tea is better

850 credit score

My girlfriend is korean and I went to college

noted.