Top signs you are a failure as a man:
>You rent instead of owning property
>Not happily married; no kids
>Earn less than six figures
>Don't own a Mercedes or BMW
>Don't own a Phillipe Patek watch
>Don't own a boat
If you are above the age of 30 and any of these apply to you, you might as well just give up and kill yourself.
Are you posting from the grave?
Oof they got you good didn't they? Good
Goy consume.
>Not happily married; no kids
And here you are on /b on an Easter Sunday
Yet here u are on B, shut the fuck up and keep browsing
No, what you want is "money" not depreciating meaningless shit. Hide your money, be invisible, watch the world burn.
nice bait
>Don't own a boat
the only thing better than buying a boat is finally getting rid of it. le successful man stereotype is fiction user, don't model your life after a dated hollywood trope
Wow. If you can't afford any of those things, your manhood is seriously called into question.
>Phillipe Patek
Mfw you don’t get the name of the brand right
>jewelry
>overpriced car
>a fucking boat
So your definition of "success as a man" is buying useless overpriced shit?
>the exact same thread as yesterday
Bitch, you probably can't even afford crack.
>You rent instead of owning property
Ha jokes on you I live with my parents and they are old, so I will inherit their small house when they pass.
>Not happily married; no kids
Marriage doesn't make anyone happy, and being tied down with kids gives a man less freedom to live his life.
>Earn less than six figures
Money isn't everything. There are happy Buddhist monks that make zero figures.
>Don't own a Mercedes or BMW
Overrated, overpriced imports, American made all the way. I own and support an American made Ford Truck.
>Don't own a Phillipe Patek watch
That just sounds gay, but I do have a nice antique pocket watch my grandfather handed down to me.
>Don't own a boat
I don't but my parents do, and I take that out fishing all the time.
Top signs you are a faggot
>Be OP
>top signs you are a failure as a man
>a bunch of boomer-tier descriptors
I got a Phillipe in my basement, you wanna come meet him?
Your arbitrary 'rules' on being a man mean nothing.
As long as you have XY chromosomes, youre technically a man.
You're just a fag.
you forgot the most important one OP
>shitposting on /b on Easter.
Not OP but you're like the worst type of person. I hope this is bait
Stop reposting you piece of shit scumbag
not sure if two-panel comic of pokemon exploding or just a weird ghetto emoji meme
>man
>obsessed with status & trinkets
Choose one
>Overrated, overpriced imports, American made all the way. I own and support an American made Ford Truck
Well you are some one who likes getting fucked up the ass, as long as you know them.
Materialist garbage. A real man is measured by the way he inspires others to better themselves. Go back to DC and shove Chuck Schumers wrinkled old balls back in your mouth you kike slurping faggot.
Destroying an argument by points is bad?
Holy fuck OP u are a huge idiot
That ain't a real holiday
Sure it is. Ostara is older than christianity.
lol. And just like that, OP got shot and killed.
only thing on this list you need to do as a man is get someone pregnant
The only thing that matters in life is happiness.
>Top signs you are a wage cuck living beyond your means
>own own
The only thing you need to own is liquidity that grows like stocks and bonds, gold or even some hard currency.
There's few things less manly than allowing another individual to dictate how you should measure your own self worth.
Is the little NEET upset?
Nah bro from your points you just seem like the most entitled little scumbag lmao
this sounds exactly like the typical Yea Forumstard
But I'm not typical
I think that failure is subjective to an extent, and if you’re currently working toward those goals to make yourself a success, that doesn’t mean you’re a failure now
>be me
>still early 20s
>own land and a home that i live in (will never pay rent again, at least not out of necessity)
>earn less than 6 figures, but get like 1.5k a month even if i dont work
>yeah my car actually needs an upgrade but it runs solid and insurance is next to nothing
>watches take too much time to wear and maintain
>boats are for insecure white men who trade off things with engines for having a creative fruit of the mind
Mercedes and BMW are just endless money pits of repair...like some of the other items on your list.
Not mine.