So, the real sizes of the most famous pornactera! (Length and girth)

The biggest being 9inches makes sense thats really the limit of the male penis without having medical complications, i mean the largest penis recorded right now is 14.5 inches and he cant go hard, and has health problems because of it. So ni this doesn't really surprise me

>nono criss has a long but not that girthy penis so he looks larger then he is
Makes sense I guess. I wonder how the Legalporno guys stack against these others, there's plenty of girthy ones over there.
Dredd is almost like Shane Diesel if Shane had a functional dick.

yeah but that guy used weights to stretch his penis so it's not quite natural
np bro

>almost every second porn actor has a length of 30 cm ...
>second porn actor

wut

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idk man i tend to avoid fapping to those ir pornos it fucks up your mind

first, second, third .. ? whats wrong

Fuck you're gay.

toxic comment

you've list about 20 porn actors and say that none are over 23cm long, but every second porn actor has a length of 30. i don't get it

Why faggy Euro units?

just divide it by 2.54

>be 16yo
>have 22cm dick
>be very proud of it
>be a weeaboo with social anxiety tho so no sex for me untill im like 24yo
>age some years, be 32 now
>dick kinda shrunk to 18cm and i cant keep erection for long
>i dont really feel much when i fuck a real pussy
>porn doesnt excite me anymore
>can only fuck a woman once per day and my dicks gets a 24h cooldown before it can cum in a woman again
>can fap max 3 times a day but with great effort
>if i dont fuck a woman the one way my dick kinda still enjoys i instantly get semi flacid
>reminescent of old times when i could masturbate 20 times a day and still get hard, but couldnt get a girl to fuck me
>now i can get girls to fuck me but my dick wont cooperate
>my good dick years have been wasted

life is suffering

you didn't bother to read the whole text.. it states that journalists and such lie about pornstar penis size and state it as 30cm when it's actually impossible

nonoo, just start working out i promise your good dick years will come back ! and don't fap to bicurious shit it's an abomination

What size is this in American. The metric system is just meaningless Mexican mumble jumbo to me.

if you worked out and did cardio and lifted weights and also ate right, while taking a supplement or two that helps with your testosterone levels you will be right back to when you were 16. i promise. it sounds like you're just not taking care of your body as you age.

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user i feel like you and me are the same

can someone translate this into a unit of measurement that isn't for a third world shithole?

how do i keep my testosterone up?
Its true that i dont excercise much anymore, i walk 40 minues a day to/from work and 30 minutes of bike ride but thats it.

>Why faggy Euro units?
You mean units used in all countries except the US and three other countries if I remember correctly?

divide by 2.54 it's 2020 the whole world is using centimetres idk what the fuck is wrong with americans

2.54cm to the inch

if only there was a way to convert cm to inches

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go back to your trailer and measur your dick in feet or knees you uncultured fuck.

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you need to lift weights because that boosts testosterone running and biking doesn't. also eat pistachios for stronger erections or drink gingko biloba supplements

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ahahahahah

will those gingko biloba kill me eventualy?

You have fixed blood concentrations of test. There is no way to raise it above baseline without steroids. Anyone that tells you different is retard and living in a delusion.

Test levels drop when you drink beer or you become wildly fat. So, to recap.

>You cannot increase test levels without taking steroids.

idk man it's like the oldest tree in the world and has been used in chinese medicine for millenia. don't overdo it and it wont kill you?

Don't forget John Holmes aka Johnny the Wad. 18 inches.

but im not american fat, im european fat.
That means im 182cm and i weight 90kg, but when i was younger i did workout so im kinda builtfat.

also i dont drink much, maybe 2-3 beers ever 2 weeks.

noo, you can increase it by lifting weights like bench press dumbells etc.. also increasing meat intake. what makes you believe that you can't raise test levels..

don't listen to this retard

doing squats raises your testosterone level. the level rises and drops with lots of different things. it lowers as you age into your 30's.
what a fucking retard.

Bullshit, you're not going to increase your dick size with bench pressing or anything else. It's genetic, either you're born with a big one or you're not. Deal with it.

testosterone levels wont increase dick size you twat.

i dont want to increase my dick size, i just want to get back the strength of erections i had when i was a teen.

Then you really have nothing to worry about. You can increase levels of confidence, which is stand alone to testosterone levels.

No. user, you can temporarily raise test levels, very slightly for 20 minutes to a level which isn't useful to anyone. Constantly eating meat will slow your metabolism, you will enter a state of keto which needs carefully managing.

Check out hot chicks. They still give me erections though a lot of men have been emasculated these days into wimpy purse carrying faggots.

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bro it's not gonna be monster changes but i swear i'm talking from my own experience when i go to the gym and work out regularly my penis is bigger then when i couch slob. maybe by about 1 cm in girth

Uh huh. Squat all you want you've still got a small dick. Again, for the crayon eaters at the back.

>There is no way to raise blood concentrations of test beyond what has being naturally set for you in any meaningful way
>If you want to raise your test you have to take steroids
>No ifs, no buts

literally nobody said that.

what exercise will do is help to improve the re activeness of the penis IE bloodflow.

me 15.5x 12.7 cm.

It's kind of weird that you measure it for at a 1cm. Do you do that on a daily basis? Further do you think that some chick would care?

same height and weigth as me, you need to lift to transform fat in muscle

above average

Here's a fun one for you guys to scrap over. I used to do steroids, Test E and Tren E. Loved it, when I was coming off cycle I could still get erect. My dick didn't shrink, from when I was on gear. I'd go soft fast, but size didn't change.

Can you see where I am going with this? Also women cannot smell test. They can't. I was up to my gills on gear and women did not react differently to me.

where are you going with this?

nah it's just a fucked up obsession i have but i will fix it eventually , it's weird cause my penis is still growing and i'm 20 years old. also i had weird fetish for penis size which im still healing from.but 1cm girth difference is a lot, for example 1 cm can be just enough so you can't or can fit a condom. anyways yeah chicks don't really care

Your test levels you obsess about don't matter at all. The length of your dick is also a genetic thing, your dick is going to be no bigger than your dads and there is no way at all to change that. Erection quality can be effected, but you are not making your dick bigger by 'raising test' levels. Sorry guys, if you've gotta small dick you just have to learn to fuck like a sowing machine. Simple as that.

Relax, chill out and work on your social skills and personalities.

>my benis is as long as jonny sins

Doggos can smell test. They'll give you weird looks when they know that you're doing something stupid. They do it too, that's why they're dogs.

i don't agree with anything you said except the work on your social skills part

Having a small dick is not the end of the world user. I mean denial can be health in certain cases. But don't let this consume you.

like OP is huge fag thats obsessed with dicks.

You people need some Horny Goat Weed. You'll need bodyguards to keep the girls away.

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nono i don't have a small dick i just don't agree with what you said

Can you please use American inches, not European inches.

en.drlahlali.org/testosteron_kak-povysit-testosteron.html
here's how to increase testosterone levels, give it a read if you want

Well, whatever you say. Unfortunately science does seem to agree with me. Remember women cannot gauge size and really they don't care how big you are. They care how you use it though, so learn how to steer satans salt lick and your aces.

That's all from me and as ever, don't let it consume you.

Inches are inches, user wrote in cm.
It's an easy conversion. It figures one of us Americans would complain about something like that. user are you a nigger?

Post yfw you weren't born american

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you really believe you can turn fat into muscle? how, magic? you think working out or dieting magically turn a cell if fat, which sits over muscle, into muscle?

tl:dr

>quibbling
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

toxic oh toxiccc you thinking is toxeeec to think this is toxeec. Youre a fag fro sitting down, taking time or your life and measure dick sizes of porn stars because you made toxeec thoughts about your own dick size and thinking how pity you are in bed

dudes you are next level of homo. Right before you go suck it at a party level

No health risks, he is in a healthy state just problems packing his junk up. kek
If you think a big dick makes you sick youre wrong

dafuq, I have bigger than manuel ferrara and in vidoes his looks huge

Is it possible to make the dick bigger? Like with surgery or any known proven natural methods?

If they posted that then they'd have to admit to being savages.

google DMSO+penis, several guys have reported it grows dick, researching it myself right now

I suspect that these anons need to back to their dick rate threads, I have a filter on that shit but from time to time weirdo anons get through.

I'm not an MD but I've read some papers about people putting stints in the penis to make it bigger. In the end it caused more problems then it was worth.

so DMSO is a cream? I also read about iodine? What did you find out so far? Is it permanent or you have to apply it for the rest of your life?

>and 30 minutes of bike ride but thats it.
That could also be a cause of pecker failure

She want's your cream, babby.

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where do you find dmso?

This

dmso is an organic solvent basically, it's used to make substances penetrate your skin, I have used it for few days only and I haven't found nascent iodine, so can't really tell, will continue and see what happens, I only know as much as you've found apparently

on the internet? Depends on the country, maybe even in pharmacy without a prescription, I don't know exactly, a friend gave me some

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get your hormone levels checked, you should't have those problems at that age

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seek medical help

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Yeah no, you just squeeze the ruler harder inside your fat

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it's the week count in the name.

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The faggots in the UK wont be able to do that anymore without some kind of registry. Dick enhancement sites will be deemed pornographic and usage of them will require government approval.

Be free England, be free.

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Too much work for something that results in a boring end anyway. Yea Forums is American, stop communicating in moonrunes you heathen degenerates.

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UK weirdos

Eurythmics "Sex Crime" 1984 - Lennox
youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU

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to do what exactly? Modafinil is legal in UK so I'm guessing it has much more lax policy regarding substances and you can use VPN or something like that to access such sites

My very own technique. Took me years to come up with it. trying 100 differents methods. i did it for like 3 months once in the morning and during the evening

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wtf is this, to make your dick smaller?

Try it and come back on random to share your results if you want.

someone try it like me please

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Yea Forums isnt americunt anymore. was sold to the chinese.

The fact is the government will control what you see and hear. You're going down a long slope that will only result in your nation turning into a pathetic bunch of savages.
It's pretty lame that you let in so many fucking savage niggers and islamics but who rape and pillage but you curtail your internet access.
I consider you to be pathetic.
Go back to being drunk and not knowing what's going on.

what even is this? your dick enlargement progress? what exercises/supplements/tools do you use?

Before talking shit, try it for even a week and you'll understand

Point being, you shouldn't have to use a VPN to avoid shit your government imposes on you, it's not their buisness in the first place. You brits will never understand that.

Yes. Try it and come back to /b share your results.
I'm fucking serious about this.

>You brits will never understand that.

You Americans never realise that UK doesn't work like US. Unfortunately we are still in the governments eyes, surfs. Peasants. We raise money through taxation for them, they look after us in return. It has being this was and always will be. Everything is the governments business. They once forced all beer makers to lower the strength to 4.8% on all beers, bar the high strengths and they only exist still because they highly taxed. Although they lowered the strength again on special brew and that really upset me. They did this because admissions to the NHS for alcohol related diseases was sky rocketing.

I hate it, but this is how it is here. We as peasants do not have a voice.

so show the before and after results

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What you'll never understand is that you'll never understand that we quite understand you very well. Your government is top down and ours in the USA is of the people.
We can change things, it takes time and meant to change things. This is a large nation and things shouldn't change on just some whim.

I suspect it's the same in your nation but you gave it all up to some fucking german merkel. Why did you even bother fighting ww i and ww ii when you signed away your border control to some german bitch?

I'll never understand that.

what's that in inches?

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'bout tree fiddy

except your measurement procedure isn't consistent and, except for sorta the very first pic, wrong. all penis length studies are bone-pressed along the TOP of the penis. you measured starting at your fucking taint.

Ty

You fucking moron, you simply measured different, there is no fucking change in size. Drink bleach retard.

Try it dude.. I'm telling you. I kmow this isnt the standard procedure for mesurements. But believe me man. Why would i post so many pics, put them side by side and you'll see the shape of my dick changed.. Why would I waste my time here then

Apparently it doesn't work at all and your parliament is just a showpiece right now for what the EU dictates. So with all of the wars you gave away your border control and everything to a bunch of asshats in brussels run by a bitch in germany. You should be embarassed.

>What you'll never understand is that you'll never understand that we quite understand you very well.

That's a relief. Some of your people some times get us backwards, which I can understand. For the record I like America and I have spent alot of time there.

I wish our country worked like yours did, this whole brexit mess would not have happened in the US. Unfortunanly Gordon Brown, the scot, signed us over to the Europeans in the early 2000s. He was another communist in disguise. Our only hope now is we keep Corbyn out of power otherwise we might as well learn Russian.

I went to see my family last week, my Grandad is dying and he said to me he wished we had lost WW2. His brother and farther died for nothing and now he's going to die seeing the country like this. It was genuinely heart breaking.

Promise me user you won't let that cancer coming out of Cali or NYC spread. Don't let the US become like it is here.

I'm a nice french canadian so you know i'm telling the truth lol

Believe in something you cynical dingleberry

Condolences to your grandfather, I've been through that before.
Our nation the USA is meant to be independent, fuck the EU. I think that some fighting spirit would make your grandfather and mine proud. They fought for a reason and it wasn't for social engineering from merkel in germany.

Here!

14.3cm lenght
13.1cm circ.

I have a 12cm dick and I don't care about all this, doesn't stop me from wrecking pussies.
Fuck women and their standards.

Anyone has a question before i leave?
I'm a White Caucasian and not spam.

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Good times!

>I think that some fighting spirit would make your grandfather and mine proud.

I voted leave and recently I've stopped paying my taxes. I refuse to bank roll this madness. I'll probably go to prison, but I feel like I'm doing something.

Thank you for your kind words user. Time for me to go drink some watered down beer.

Yeah ! dick didn't grow since i was 16.
Bang bang !

>what exercises/supplements/tools do you use?

The problem with your claim is you weren't consistent with the method of measurement. That alone nullifies all your claims. If every pic had shown the exact same way of measuring, then you'd have a point. But you didn't , so this is the amount proof you've shown....

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See this.

>be me
>15.24 - 16.00 CM hard (6 - 6.3 inches)
>virgin who jerks off all the time
>turn 21, weed becomes legal
>get high for the first time
>get weed tingles, move them to my dick
>feels like a ghost blowjob
>too hard to concentrate enough to make it happen, but it told me about the mental side of sex
>start watching porn while I only masturbate half the time, the other half I let the porn fuck my brain
>I focus on giving myself the most pleasure I can for as long as possible instead of trying to just cum
>I'll often jerk off until I can't jerk off without cumming, then I'll stop and just stare at the porn so the pleasure doesn't go away
>I writhe in pleasure while I do this, because I have to do something with the intense primal desire to jerk off and make myself cum.
>when the desire Is too strong, I jerk off again
>I get high and do this for half an hour to three hours every day (one orgasm. The first orgasm of the day is always the best.)
>I make myself feel intense pleasure for hours every day

Basically I'm a sex god who's so good at controlling my own pleasure that I don't even need a partner

All you're doing is changing the way you measure. You varied the point on the ruler at which you began the measurement by 1.5 cm, which is exactly the same as the bs "gain" you are showing. Why are you trying to mislead people with obviously bad measurements?

Ok well don't try it then stop posting if you don't care.

Got a 17x13,5 cm dick, yet doesn't seem as large as Ron Jerimi. Why?

19 x 14cm here - I'm in the wrong job! Never considered myself as "porn star big" though. Must be camera angles, I guess.

it ain't about the standard of measuring, fucknut, its about the fact you're a fucking idiot autist who can't even measure the same way from pic to pic and just want to show his incel penis to the interwebs

because he's a fat midget and you probably aren't

Because Ron Jeremy is filmed using angles and lighting meant to emphasize the size of his dick

That's from Animal House.
Now your on double secret probation.

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you're advertising your "method" the same way every snake oil penis enhancement ad on the web does, by posting misleading pics.

did you even read the article that was given? Girls are small and RJ is a midget etc

aka The Hedgehog

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Why the fuck would i come here on this board and show fake measurements ? Like can be the possible gain for me to do this except that i want to share my newfound experiment results. And yes, i'm doing propaganda because i gained more confidence in myself because of it. Hell, Some Kayan women can stretch their fucking NECK and I can't stretch my dick longer? I call BS.

Don't believe me? good then I gained 1.5 inch in three months. I am not trying to sell you anything that requires money. My info is legit and I apologize for how crooked and bad my pictures/measurements are .

Anyway, gonna leave now. Cia everyone.
I just wana share it to the world. I deserve a peace nobel price for this.

Rule #1
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Well whoops then i forgot my rules. Im autistic for telling the truth. YOUR LOSS BITCH

What did I lose?
Be specific now, I know that you can't.

>convert my 6.7" measurements to cm
>It's 17 cm

Yeah, those measurements are wrong

Couldn't be arsed enough to read a whole freaking post about dicks.

God freaking dammit, just how gay can you get in one single post?

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