Loser

yeah so go jack off or whatever

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already did today
also nice image

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ew gross

its not gross I have to get it out somehow

get what out

I dont want to say the word its lewd

it's the thing you rub on asuka while she's in a coma

oh you mean that watery weak thing your soft worm barely dribbles out huh?

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aw hes going to go check on her while shes at the hospital thats so nice of him

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no i won't you dumb bitch

it works again I’ve told you this before

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progesterone

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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oh wow whats that sounds cool

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we finally found out what's in the heart pills

yea, you've told me it works when you're talking to me
so gross can you not

cool thread magick

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

oxytocin and empathogen !

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Gjfirjr

your the gross pervert for always bringing up my pepin first

well you brought up your snem and masturbation logs

ok well you literalely had the words “jack off” in the op

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YES and you didn't even go jack off, that's like disrespectful to me and azooka

konge

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its too late im tired and probably will pass out within 5 minutes
ill do it for asuka tomorrow

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losee

bump

I don't have to jack off I can have nice sex with my wife tragick

lol magick has no idea how many horny [s4s] boys tragick flirts with

stfu BTICHE

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ummm bit kinda gaye asking me to do that as a guy lole........ ... . . ...................... ................... ........... ...... .... ...... . ....... ......
tbh i dont even like fapping but if i dont i get wet dreams like every day it suscks

I love Asuka!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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i would fuq her all night long

DELET

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asuka should ntr sh*nji lmao

Shinji should start with emotionally abuse on asuka lol

how to emotionally abuse a girl?

(nice dubs)
that would be kinda hote

drugs and fugall !! NTR !!!

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go to hell

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*NIPS you*

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oh my god it's so funny to imagine you getting bitten

my skin got punctured a lil

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did you screaaam?

nipping the nurse is FORBIDDEN yap

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my reaction was like that Akarin img, no screaming!

sending the patient to HECK is forbidden!!!!
what did the owner say??

yes I want to go petting dogs with you

THE SHINJO GETS THE KAWRU
NOTHING ELSE

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you deserve it
oh the owner's afew years younger than me,
she was very surprised her dog did that

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you deserve getting nipped then!

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btw WHAT are you doing in the perverted Azuka thread aaaa

the yeye girl is so kawaii

I don't know?
I'm going to go

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where are you going?

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ive already jacked off 12 times in 30 minutes

she's coming over at my place then we're going 2 take a bath together

i love the feeling of wet dreams