I am Jesus
AMA
I am Jesus
Robert Campbell
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Jonathan King
Is jesus real?
Hudson Fisher
Hudson Price
will my erect penis enter a wet willing bagina?
Zachary Baker
Nope you are just a sign of the end of days.
(Matthew 24:23)
Jack Miller
What exactly are you continuing to test me for. I keep begging for a break and all I get is more hardship. Please can the long stream of heartbreak finally end.
Alexander Fisher
Why did it take you three days to re spawn?
Ian Richardson
This
Asher Ortiz
Fucking lag cant you read
Landon Lee
(Job 38.)
Don't ask for anything.
God and Satan love to gamble on the outcome and you don't matter to them at all.
Nolan Morris
Glitch in simulation
Gabriel Carter
If you want a sign of end days check out the mark of the beast
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Landon Morgan
This probably actually happened. Rape has always been a part of torture and humiliation everywhere, and in Rome in particular.
Jaxon Hill
May as well an hero
Dylan Butler
Does Lucifer ever get to come back to heaven? Can you elaborate on his story?
Adrian Robinson
The mark is not physical.
It is IN the hand or IN the forehead.
More so than being a chip it will be the attitude of those who have been deceived to think that Satan is Christ.
When a Super Natural being stands where he ought not claiming to be what he is not.
On that day so many will be fooled by the lie called "Rapture" and others will convert even though they never believed before because a Super Natural being is standing right there in front of them.
I am not please with this test as it will fool both believers and non believers. It does not strike me as fair at all.
God and Loosefucker are BOTH assholes.
Not a day goes by where I do not have that desire. But I care enough to keep warning you all plainly and for free.
I could have formed a Church but then I would be the same as Peter Popoff or Joel Osteen and I am not a greedy liar.
Jace Lee
Lucifer IS in Heaven.
Behind the throne of God accusing you of wrong doing to try and lessen his own crimes.
He will one day be cast out of Heaven to tempt everyone a second time.
And eventually will get a final third try after the end of days when we will all finally see him for who he really is.
Then finally will be the White throne judgment and the final punishment.
No one is in hell right now.
Christ emptied it.
Mason Walker
who is baphomet?
Jace James
A silver dragon in Gary Gygax's DnD game.
Angel Baker
Why can't I find a qt3.14 tranny gf?
Easton Garcia
Isn't that Bahamut?
Michael Cook
Will you suck my dick for 10 bucks?
Lucas Walker
Hudson Young
They misspelled it both ways depending on the edition of Deities and Demigods manual you looked at.
Ryder Brown
why did you decide to go on Yea Forums after your 2000 year long wait for resurrection
Blake Edwards
Why do you allow so much suffering?
Leo Gray
Why are you on Yea Forums?
Juan Richardson
How did God end up as a single dad?
Logan Parker
Will I go to hell for sticking a 13"x3" dildo up my ass?
Wyatt Wilson
Kevin Butler
plox teach me the power of impregnating a woman remotely
Brandon King
Andrew Murphy
Fuck off, Jew.
Luke Roberts
Andrew Robinson
Thomas Wright
Is this a yes?
Henry Powell
most of my dreams involve either airplanes or skyscrapers ,I wonder why...
Brandon Morgan
Cooper Garcia
U gay?
Alexander Torres
Will Megan and I ever be together?
Aaron Howard
Ryan Bailey
Where did I leave my keys?
Matthew Reed
/HeNYJR join 4 some raiding
James Anderson
What website?
Caleb Peterson
discord
Eli Martin
Thank you for being on my Smash roster, Jesus!
Benjamin Howard
How do you feel when people say "Jesus fucking Christ" or "Jesus H Christ"?
Dylan Barnes
Yo, It's me Satan, can you ask dad if he wants me to bring anything home from work on my way home.
Grayson Diaz
Is that Joe Rogan's Brother?
Jonathan Lopez
checkd
Cooper Jackson
Kurt Angle