REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

No way.

U

O why not.

Bet

Aight fellas

I never go out or talk to girls online (they're all male LARPers).
How is this possible ?

O ye?

How ya doin?

I hope

Bet

This better fucking work

Ok

Bump

Literally impossible but ok, I trust you, random internet person.

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Poggers

ok

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I sure hope this is real. I have no idea how to talk to people and I think this is the only way to feel loved.

Just making sure I replied.

Woth a try

Re replying

Third time is the charm.

is my new girlfriend hot?

but im gay

praise Yea Forums

sure

Uhmmmm

If not tomorrow at least speed up the process. Thank you very much.

xD

replied

Bring it on

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ok

Okay

Pls gib me waifu

Lies

K

YAS, FINALLY

replied

(btw what happened to the girl's nose in the pic?)

yeah fuckin sure m8

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Who is she?

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What? How? Like she would magically pop out of my ass tomorrow morning when I sit on the toilet and takeing my morning dump.

I call bullshit on this....but then again......maybe......

Is my wife going to find out?

haha how could it happen if i don't go outside

Bet

why do you have to lie to me

this

Awwrittteee!! Prove it!

Bet

Pls make her come back
I really miss her a lot

YES

Does family count

let's see what fate has in store

okay

i wish this was true

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Plz be my gf Kiana

;m v bcgfvc gfvgfhvfgvh

plz god

May I please have a girlfriend?

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I don't think so pal

FAKE
A
K
E

Please God bless me.

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I think you doubt how unlikable and unattractive I really am

cool, thanks

Ok then

I would rather feel better tomorrow.

dubs and i never get a gf

please god please i want the yummy yummy

Lets try

it wont work,but ill do it for the lulz

Fr?

ok

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Where's the "shut down your computer and go outside" part?

Damn

Sure. She'll just send me a message telling me how she no longer can ignore how much she loves me.

Nibba stop lying

Bet

Ok

minecraft porn

bet vro

what if i already have one

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Roblox porn

Yeet

who is she

I HOPE MY CRUSH BECOMES MY GF (*´ω｀*)

if it's
not...
i will kill my "new girlfriend", get an axe, cut her in pieces, put her in a dumpster...

you'll have a new gf

Hope a better one that doesnt almost feed kittens to her dog like an asshole bc "my pittie is a good boy "

Please god

i hope its true, my crush is so nice

I want to fucking die

Sure

mhh... ok?

I doubt it, but its worth a shot.

if there is anyone who has me in there favor pleasee hear my call of pain

who is the girl in the pic

If it's true OP will be my new god after tomorrow.

but what if i like my current girlfriend

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Lets get it

Kool

I trust you

>REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR DICK WILL FALL OFF IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT!

>YOU MUST REPLY WITH 'YES, SIR!"

>(THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO PROTECTION AGAINST THIS POST. NOTHING WORKS TO STOP IT.)

big tiddy goth gf pls

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finally, i can be a woman

who is the girl in the picture

Lmao okay

Дa?

I can dream

Yeah I wish

who is the girl in the photo

finally ill get the chance to ask that very special one to go on a date

bs

great

Ha, i hope so

Have fun

lol no

but what if i r fagit?

I want to believe.... So i will thanks user

Who tryna bet that this ain't gonna work?

She better have a big dick

I just want a chance, I just hope I don't mess it up again.

.

Gimme the pussy boss

wtf happenned to her

i dont want a grill rn

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Bet

She wouldn't suck my cock.

rolls royce

aaa

You know, I'm desperate enough to do this. Here you go, here is my reply to your thread.

Fuck yeah!

gimme dat butt

y

Hell, I've got nothing to lose.

Aight

Totally

sweet lord jesus

I wonder.

i want to eat doo doo.

hmmmmmmmm

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i bet you if it won't work fbi will find you

Pls

but what if i want a loli?

i somehow doubt that

A

If there is even a tomorrow...

penis hole xd

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND PLEASEEEEEEEE

Fuck it. Might as well try

fnord

...

Pwease

Ok

don't lie to me, or else

Sure

yessss

BS

Oh... On God?

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Is this chance given to me by god?

ye

Hmmm ok

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give me money

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pray

no service today fag

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i want a snes game

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Lets hope that the power of complete belief makes this work

tomorrow with respect to what time zone?

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my ex

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Haha, almost gives me hope

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Sorcery

lol

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stop lying user

Fuck it might as well

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gf?

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haha a virtual anime girlfriend is what you mean. get it? because everyone here is an anime loser

Fuck it

-bump

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Oki

mysexybutt gf

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replied give me gf and im serious. todays my bday btw

gf thong

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Yeah right.

damn I really need this to work

Lets see

Shit, what do I have to lose?

What is this 2010

Why is she like that

If I dont get a gf by tomorrow I'm getting 100 bucks

This is the cancer that is killing Yea Forums.

I’m lonely

Ok whatever

Happy birthday

Nice, mine is tomorrow. Happy birthday

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fuck

ty

GL if you do

Don't let me down

Hopefully

plz

Why not make it a possibility and say with in a month lol

This is sad but let's go

Want gf

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disgusting

does she come with a dick please?

I want to believe.

Yeet

I WANT SEX
AND I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOW

gf me now

K

nothing to lose

0007

Are you sure?

k

Bet

I wish

pretty sus of this

I am a desperate man.

x bitch

But I’m a sorry ass drunk and drug addict that doesn’t need to be thinking about a gf.

Prove it...

thanks op, can i ask that "she" has a good personality and isn't hideous?

yes pls

well why not

Ok let's see

shut up retard

Yeah ,right

thancc finally

you better aintz lyin

>250 Yea Forumstards getting a girlfriend
Hahahahahahaha

why am i such a loser

Is there more of her? God, I get hard just looking at this.
This is how women are supposed to be treated.

wait I just broke up with mine literally seconds ago, im not ready

bs but still trying

wait I just broke up with mine literally seconds ago, im not ready. Unless she got a real thicc ass and low standards then im in

thx i guess

Ok

please im so lonely

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yeah sure

I smell bs

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And now, I wait

please please

I already have one but I’ll post In this thread for one of my fellow Yea Forumstards to hopefully get themselves one

Sounds easy enough
magiccadabra

lo

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Try f phenibut for crazy good confidence

i wanna punch her nose too.

Does it have to be tomorrow?

At this point, what do I have to lose

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I don't want a gf I just want to die user

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great

Yes please

Gf get

.

fuck nignogs

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I think its possible Yea Forumsros, but I'm not sure it'll come that fast.
I wish I could tell her

K

sure...

it couldnt hurt.

its about fucking time

I fkn wish

okay retard

Worth a try

hmm

We'll see.

big if true

You're a fucking retard.

At this point, I'll try anything....

Pls magical thread

It's worth a shot I guess

ok

Roll

pls work or i suicide

I give It a try

Better be true

This is ugly

Alright

bullshit

I'm desperate

Can't wait to see you virgins later

What do I have to lose?

Disappointment is fun

might as well

ok

>be me
>replies to this at 23:59
>0:00
>still no gf
Feels bad man

Oh if only

I'm so desperate for affection after my last relationship ended

Amen

Ok but i wanna b able to beat her up like that without any concequences

hi

got nothing better to do

Let's see

i love you

.

ok