Age, # women fucked, job + salary

>28
>9
>Disneyworld Cast Member
>$12/hr

bachelors or PhD

Trips means life is young. Good fortune from the universe!

you metoo faggot

>23
>2
>delivery driver
>$10 an hour + tips

>>IT security expert
k €/year

>22
>5
>cashier
>$9.50

25
~12
Income Tax Accountant
60k

>26
>150+
>Grad Student
>$0

lol 150+

>23
>3
>Quantitative Researcher
>$300k before bonuses with $20k sign on.

>38
>32
>advertising/musician
>140k/yr

>33
>7
>Fast food GM
>55k

>29
>6
>warehouse manager
>28k
Duality of a life

29 y/o
4 women normally but hundreds of hookers
Camera operator
$7.25 an hour plus $2500 a month from trust fund

44
9
Tech Program Manager
165k/yr +stock

You have a bachelors and you’re making that much? Sheesh

>24
>0
>none (i am studying mechanical engineering)

>206
>9004
>worm food
>0.10 cents a week

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I have a masters, graduated bachelors when I was 20.
Berkeley Undergrad in CS/Math
MIT Sloan

>22
>5(?)
>Team Lead
>13.5/h

>22
>2
>Uber software engineer
>155k

>55
>7
>Bundesnachrichtendienst (intelligence service)
>7k/month

>26
>10
>warehouse shift leader
>$20.40/hour

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>I'm the quant from above.
I have a few friends at Uber as a SWE who's making north of a quarter million at Uber. You might want to renegotiate.

23
19, working on 20
Esports Coach
40k/yr +benes

>23
>17
>Grad student
> after tuition like $12000 a year if no scholarship

20
0
16 CAD/hr.

35
9 (since 7y the same woman)
financial controlling
22.85$/hr

Lost

27
3
patent litigator for large firm
200k+~20k bonus

>hookers

tell more. i'm all about the hookers

Why did you imply he was lying?

>36
>12
>Military officer
>Approx. $1500/month with benefits

Neither

27
13
Defense Contract Supplier
60k + Commission

>25
>none
>none
>none
Kissless, dateless, penniless, basically homeless. If it weren't for hand me down phones and a couch to crash with some family I wouldn't even be on Yea Forums. Prob gonna an hero before year is up.

Wow
Such an exciting 5 year plan you must have under wraps

>28
>6
>low tier manager of an office depot
>12 an hour.

I have a bachelors but its in history and not sure what to do. Been thinking about becoming a truck driver cuz my degree is useless.

30
~20
Retail store manager
~40k€ + stocks + rents

Trying to retire before i’m 35

>21
>5
>Data Entry
>16/HR
God I hate being fucking poor

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How have you managed to fuck 6 girls despite working at an office store? Do they mind your job/salary?

All in highschool. Ive been married almost since ive turned 18.

>29
>none. I'm not gay.
>unemployed
>0

>32
>7
>Pharmacy Technician
>20k/yr

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Damn I don’t feel so bad about myself now. Thanks /b

>26
>6
>material handler
>50k

>18
>8
>pharmacy clerk
>$12/hr

44
8
IT Network Administrator
$93K

>22
>0
>nun
>700 month from disability
Thank god you're all lying or else I'd want to kill myself!

25
fucked 10 sexual things with 14
Finish Carpentry Logistics Superintendent
62$ / hour
One thing with the job is i sometimes have a few months off but when I am working its normally over 60 hours a week with overtime / double time

>20
>0
>None, I am an Indian
>0

>26
>4
>City employee
>30/hr

>25
>10
>structural engineer
>33k/year

mind you i live in a country where social welfare etc. is very well arranged and paid for by your employer

Age 25, 29 women, and salary 60k, I'm a welder.

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27
50+
$17 lube tech (CAN)

its bait silly

27 this August, 28, PhD student, 600 dollars a month.

30, 9, private banker, 62k year

you probably still should....
Jesus ur life must be sad

34
46
Insurance sales and service
18/hr plus commission and medical

>27
>0
>property management over 10 condo units in Vancouver
>$200,000/year after maintenance costs, like $120,000 clear after taxes

>33
>150+
>gorilla warfare sniper
>58k

>35
>9
>software dev
>132k

>22
>10
>HVAC technician
>14/hr

30
50+ ish?
tech entrepreneur
34/hour in the books (other transactions are widely spread overseas

>18
>1
>corporate logistics merchant
>about 5€/hr
Kms

32
12
Retail
$9/hr

1st was a co-worker new to town when I was 18, she dumped me and fucked all my co-workers till one moved back to NY with her.

2nd was a Cougar I met on Xbox live, she was visiting a nearby town on business and we stayed in a hotel room over the weekend. We got high, played halo and screwed until she walked funny. I ended up moving in with her some years later

3rd was another coworker, we dated for like 6 months till she dumped for a guy in his 30s. We still hooked up over a dozen times afterwards.

4th was an old childhood friend. She said she was a screamer. I plowed into a vagina that was like 3 inches deep while she covered he face with her hands and gorilla noises. She kept trying to get me to skip work and let her kid call me daddy.

4th Another Co-worker, tall blonde about 6 years older than me. We hooked up a few times. She was kinda strange.

5th last co-worker I hooked up with. Wasn't much fun, she was not over her ex.

6th a girl I just sort of knew from around town. She would do awesome shit like bring be pizza and blow me on my lunch break. I regretted letting her go.

7th was some random chick hanging out at my cousin's place with some friends. It was kinda shite.

8th and 9th. My frenemy's much older sister, I was like 22 and she was in her mid 30s true redhead and recently separated. I always had a crush on her as a kid. We ran into each other in town and decided to meet up at her place. She was a freak in bed and we fucked like rabbits till sunrise. A few weeks later I went to her place again, it was a tripple date with her two friends. After about an hour of hanging out I took her to the bedroom and we started scewing loudly. about 15 minutes later one of her friends was yelling loudly at her date and a door slammed. She popped into the room a bit drunk and just started watching. We invited her to join. We got off multiple times and I came in both of them.

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>30
>3
>Offshore
>62k

>37
>9
>electronics repair
>$50-$175/hr

>23
>2
>uni student-waiter
>3.70/hr
kill me, kill me now

25
2/(3)
Waiter in a hotel
10,50€/h work two times per week

Business on the side
75k/year

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>19
>3
>FOH restaurant staff
>$14CAD/hr + tips

0,001$

>26
>3
>Security
>$45000 a year

Continued

10th, 11th, 12th Were extra partners my xbox live cougar (#2) brought home for threesomes. 10 was good, too good... she got jelous so I had to let her go. 11 was her friend, but not much fun so we never did a repeat. 12 was also also a friend of hers but she was a swinger and it was awkward for me with an older guy in the room.

So i guess it was more than 12

13 was a girl that taught me to play dnd at a convention we went to. It almost turned into a threesome but she was not digging the girl who was trying to get in on the foreplay. The sex was still pretty good though because we had been working on eachother most of the day.

14th was a customer at my business. We dated for almost a month. She was several years younger than me. It was hell but the sex was ok.

15th another customer, idk what it was that got both of us so turned on but I was inside her within a couple hours of meeting her. The sex was good but she ended up being a kind of a controlling psycho. To my luck she discovered that we were like 6th or 8th cousins. I didn't honestly give a shit but it completely grossed her out and I just played along with it as a get out of jail free card. We stayed in contact for a while and she actually made a decent friend.

16 was a girl I met on tinder. We didn't waste time. The sex was good but she kinda scared me when she started laughing a lot. I realized she wasn't that crazy, she was just having a great time. We hooked up the next weekend and decided to meet the next one after. It turned into a regular thing till we moved in together and later got married. Its been 3 years now and we have our 1st kid on the way.

16 makes me happy for you user

>26
>1
>IT office rat
>about $6.5/hr plus bonuses from time to time

Imagine settling down with used toastier from tinder

imagine being this virgin

32, 200+ (6 non-prostitutes), software architect, 83k pa (€)

>28
>7
>R&D Chemist
>67k/year

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Imagine the only thing you are proud of in your pointless life is the number of whores you had sex with. You are even so pathetic to remember every single one of them.

>40+
>lost count, in the dozens
>designer in Silicon Valley
>cash only $200 / hr, lower rate with common stock options

>26
>1
Dated since 16. Married with kids now
>radiological engineer
>180k

Not a bad body count before finding the right one.

Kek I'm a it security consultant and just get about 70k/a :(

not really, they all blur together after some time (thus 200+, dunno exact number)

It may be pathetic at some level, but dicking a 18-22yo Romanian/Hungarian qt whenever the fuck I want (without the usual relationship bs) is amazing

>tfw my wage of 13k € annually is considered a good average in here
>tfw the price of goods and lots of services is the same as in Germany
>tfw if I lived in Ukraine I would have like 1/6th of it.

And we are supposed to live in an '''''equal''''' Union. We are just a Mexico for Germans and French.

Aren't the holes like more or less the same after all? I mean yes, from time to time you might meet a crazy nympho that gives you a great fucking, but most of them are just....meh

About 20-30% are overfucked or just hate the job, therefore the sex is pretty plain and nothing special.

Rest is interested in return customers because it's a tough market, German brothels are flooded with fresh (Ro) pussy every day so the girls have lots of competition. Therefore these girls really (really.) want to make you happy.

Honest attraction without business interest is very rare. I hung out with and fucked (for free) only 3 hookers in 3 years. Many of them are quite desensitized to any feelings or "normal" human contact (takes about 2-4 weeks in the job)

>Aren't the holes like more or less the same after all?

No all vaginas are different in several ways. The angles can vary, tightness, depth, these along with body type affect the way you position yourself and how you screw for maximum effect.

>Not a bad body count before finding the right one.

No kidding. Being socially awkward makes it tough as hell and getting burned by whores is tough to get over. If you dont give up you'll eventually find one that really works for you.

>Imagine settling down with used toastier from tinder

She was actually not a whore. She had been basically celibate after breaking up with her first. We met right after she moved cross country to start a new life after being in a rut for almost a decade.
She got on tinder and I was her first real match. Despite having almost nothing in common we clicked like best friends almost instantly.

Opposites do attract user

>patent litigator for large firm
Translation: Satan incarnate

>42
>9
>unemployed
>$0

>28
>100+
>Real estate
>250k/300k

40
about 500
IT consultant
currently 800USD/day

>30yo
>13 woman (married)
Medical weed Lab -Security
19/hr