ITT: We wait

That is NURSE Vegeta to you, ma'm.

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*walks in with crying baby*

*walks out with your crying baby*

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Doctor? I thought this was the dentist office. Guess him fondling my balls makes more sense now

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I'm a sir, thank you.

>opens door
>thick German accent
Hello
>takes a seat
Excuse me, has anyone seen ze nurse?

lol imagine being so stupid you have to wait in waiting rooms, fucking low iq morons

>not being on disability neet bux and having someone call ahead for you so you immediately get in to a room or can lay in the backseat of the car with the couch lmfao

Excuse me but does anyone know where the bathroom is located?

I believe it is outside ze room, on ze left hallwey
>thick German accent

you hold it here

>makes call
>Puts on speakerphone
Sup brev? Yeah im at the fucking doctors in the waiting room, its taking for fucking ever. Haha yeah....no did you? Dude that chick has the biggest tits. Fucking grade A man. Grade A! Haha yeah I feel you dude.

>Walks in with the female doctor
Oh shit you're late for work AGAIN..
>She smiles while fixing her hair & shirt

pft, get a load of this guy

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I'm just waiting for my appointment like everybody else man chill

>stares in German Disgust

psstt, i think that guy is a jew

You Zink so?
Should we inform ze Führers remainders?

I have zem on speed dial
>very loud BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP

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FIRE AT WILL

>on other side of Phone
Yes, Hallo? Was appears to be ze problem?

>pfffffft ahhhh that's so much better
>time to go to bar and secretly watch reactions

Can anyone find any drugs or something? We are in a hospital...i think

whose will lol

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Hey- yeah, hold on man these fucking people are being weird
>Puts down phone temporarily
Uh, can I help you guys or something?

Nah man. we cool.

>Rolls eyes and resumes phone conversation
Alright, im back man. Dude did you hear Smitty is marrying that bitch? Hahaha yeah he fucking cheated on her. Did I tell you she sucked me off in high school? Total troll man. Haha yeah it does look like a shovel. Ugly whore.

No, nozing.
>mumbles under breath
Dreckiger Jude (Dirty jew)

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

where should i set

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hope this isn't one of those places where a loud sound plays every time someone's called in. makes every visit to the doctor's filled with anxiety

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>DING

>AOL dialup sound
user the doctor is ready to see you.
Not you, the one next to you.

oh sweet! my turn, i hope i get the hot nurse to do my physical

hits the juul in the bathroom

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is there a way to turn the AC off? it's really cold in here

*Peeing in urinal*
*Begin coughing violently, splashing pee on Juul guy*

*step outside for cigarette*

Clap on
*Clap Clap*
Clap off
*Clap Clap*

>Point at very observable No Smoking sign out front
Dude, theres no smoking. You know those are gonna kill you right?

*Stare at you*
Yeah I know. You want one

They gave me this. What was the last number they called?

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A37

>manspreads legs
>keeps looking over at the pretty girls

Aw shit. Who do I ask for a new number?

Does anybody know where the fuck the doctor is I've been waiting for over 2 hours.

There are no doctors here, user. Just stay and wait with us.

Nah im good.

Is this even a doctor's?

You cant. It goes a, b, c, d, e, then regular numbers. This place is pure hell, so it does it like the dmv

on my lap

Hello I'm Cindy the wait will be around another 3 or more hours hehe sorry everybody

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Put some fucking clothes on you harlot.

*Blurts out*
God damn! She fine

Oh. What's your number?

D17

very uncomfortable silence

loads AK
shoots
FUCK YOU SONSA BITCHES!!!
RATAAATAATATAAATATATATT

"Walks in"
"Takes a huge ass shit in the middle of the room"
Pppppppppppffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt
"Roll around in it and smear it all over myself and then rub the diarrhea shit all over everyone"

CINDY GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE!!!

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Dude, calm down and take a number.

*Hear shit getting real inside, while smoking. Get the fuck out there*
Best of luck to you fuckers

irk what a spaz

>Grumbles under breath
You gotta be fucking kidding me

Oh this is yours then. I found it over there on the floor.

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>Nudges guy next to me
Dude thats fucking Mel Gibson holy shit

*Nothing*

>be me
>walk into waiting room
>it is literally full of faggots from Yea Forums
>turn 360 and walk the fuck outta there

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Oh shit. Thanks user, couldn't imagine being here any longer than I have to

I don't think you understand what a 360 is

Hey anons, someone ordered a steamy hot pie. Now gimme your fucking money

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Who ordered the za?

if you did a 360 you would just walk back into the room

Not if you moonwalk.
Faggot.

*Stare at man who did a full spin at the door in bewilderment*
Fucking tard

RAATTATAATAAT

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Everyone remain calm. Doggo is on the way

Damn this is trashy as fuck lol

kek

I .... I think I shit my pants. Went to fart and there was a lump in it..

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Oh God my dick is shooting cum like a mg42

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Might as well join him user

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Is this hospital ran by dogs

wooof

They are black

Deus vult