Have you been raped?

I had just turned 40 and I was reporting to my procologist. On my way there I was accosted by a darkie.

No.

I even spent time in prison, but nobody has ever raped me

More like penile intrusion.

t. fatboy w/ acne

more like pencil influxion

more like panna cotta intubation

Technically yes.
I'm a fucking dude too.

>Party at some chick's flat who is my sister's best mate.
>Loads of people handing out ecstacy pills like they're fucking Smarties.
>Get way too fucking fucked.
>Sat there 5am with the remainder of the party.
>Host/sister's best friend starts groping me.
>I'm so fucked on pills that I can barely move to tell her to fuck off because she's an ugly cunt built like a fridge.
>Wake up a few hours later in her bed with her riding me.
>As soon as I realise what's going on, freak the fuck out.
>She gets mad and LITERALLY PUNCHES A DOOR OFF ITS HINGES.
>Somehow I'm the bad guy.

Funny thing after this happened was someone just down the road had held a shop up with a shotgun and entered the block of flats I was in, I tried to go home but a bunch of cops armed with MP5's basically stripped me down to my undies because they thought I was the dude that did a fucking armed robbery.

Got undressed by an ugly wide woman and a bunch of cops in the same night... fucking nightmare.

I dont have acne

more like protuberance incubator

>paranoid schizophrenic detected

I'm a pretty repulsive looking dude. Been told so throughout my school years at least. Had a few friends, but contact with them is long gone. decades even. Usually wake up in the evening, check my random online cesspits for "relevant" news until nightfall. Go on my everyday stroll through a park nearby. Now and again a wobbly lone female will be walking through the park in the early morning hours. Walk up behind them, force to the ground, do my business, get up, start walking the opposite direction (not sure why walking) but start running when I'm outta sight, straight home. Haven't been caught thus far.

more like pinocchio inschnozulator

No. But have you been graped?

more like phalange indoctrinator

Thanks for reading!
t. Arianna

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Some girl tried to gave me a handjob in a hotel room with like 6 of my friends and her on/off gf sleeping on an air mattress on the ground. Told her off cause she had weird looking teeth

more like protein inseminator

more like prehensile integrator

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No, but I've been Graped, there were a bunch of'em.

more like phallic insider

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more like prepubescent-cock intimator

Lol what a fucking loser

more like peepee in poopoop. /bread

more like prokaryotic imbalancement

more like propagation invalidator

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more like prurient inclination

ooooh. that was a good one!

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also a zinger.

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Not even close.
Good effort though, at least you tried.

more like post-coital interference

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more like precum infusion

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more like penitentiary iliad

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No, but i was talking to this guy online and it turns out he just lives a few blocks away. He was a cuck and he wanted to get his gf drunk enough to pass out. Have me come over and rape her well he watched.

No i have not done it...yet.. maybe if im bored n horny

Sounds like you meet the legal definition of faggot.

that sounds sketchy af. they can twist the situation and blackmail you, or the chick could get you both in jail. be careful man.

I don't usually like sharing it but it's somewhat helpful to talk about it.
Before I do, know that I'm a guy and I don't remember everything that happened and can only remember it clearly during a flash back
>Be me, 4
>Parents recently had a terrible divorce and living with my dad who was severally depressed at this time
>Couldn't sleep so I got into bed with him
>He tells me to get closer and spoons me
>I pull down my pjs exposing my ass (I just found it comfortable in bed and still do it today)
>My dad grabs my butt, I ignore it because he used to grab my ass all the time in a playful way
>He puts a finger in
>I tell him that it hurts and want him to take it out
>He tells me to stay quite
That's as much as I remember, but like I said I remember more during flash backs
I also remember playing with his dick a few times in bed too, I don't know if that's a different memory or not though

lol fag who can't get laid rapes women in the park. You are exactly the reason the world is shit.

I am the one who rapes

youtube.com/watch?v=zx_dTSPzXlk

guy, 15 at the time, raped by another guy in his early 20's.

worst case scenario i have to kill the both, i live in a crack head neighborhood. And im a nice respectable white man. i know what im doing

There's like 4 red flags in this that scream fake and if you need them pointed out, you believe your own bullshit. Take a writing class, flatliner.

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It's real. What about it seems fake?

he's prob joking.. you can't rape 7 ppl and get away with it