wtf happened with vikings , all these stories are bullshit fake , vikings were always a bunch of faggots
Jacob Jackson
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me. >25 at the time. >Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him. >Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me. >Have a younger sister, 13 at the time. >My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist. >Announces that she's "seeing him". >Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >Few days later, brings the dude home. >Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead. >Visible shrimp dick. >My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom". >Discuss for a few minutes. >They go out. >Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny". >Sis comes home. >Announces it was "fun". >Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl. >She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back. >About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother. >"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious". >Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg. >Tell my father this. >Laughs uncontrollably. >MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Is it supposed to be funny that you post the same shitty story every time or you just like that posting something gets you some sort of attention from someone somewhere?
Hi guys, i am an international avionics recruiter, did a few jobs for the US Air force. They are looking for future F35 pilots. Most jet pilots are ageing. So the US air force has a huge diversity target and they are looking for a lot of future fighter jet recruits with a minority background. So i was part of a team that had to find potential trainees with a minority background. We almost spend a year on finding potential candidates all over America, found a few but most did not manage to get trough the (insanely difficult ) initial tests, no joke you need to be crazy smart and crazy fit. Anyway, they cancelled the team. They found a different option to meet the diversity targets for air force pilots. They are currently testing manned drones (yes you read that right). They are building seats in autonomous or ground controlled planes so that minorities can bump the diversity statistics . And they aren't actually flying the planes. They are just sitting there, looking out the window as backups pilot can you fkkn believe this shit. This is happening right now.