Faces of Yea Forums thread

it pains me to know that i more than likely look as retarded as you do whenever i try to pose.

what a couple of gays, now go gay kiss

would you be interested in getting Blacked?

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Cant tell if sarcasm.

Jesus

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ペルソナ

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is that a yes?

I appreciate it, but I don't date or even give out my info to anyone. Sorry

Your facial expression and clothing style makes me want to hire you a therapist.

>pic related, actual chad

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>trying to pose in the first place
everyone laugh at this homo

are you a stroke victim?

Can everyone in this thread post their dick? Thanks

Post your dick and we have to guess who they belong to.

Guess

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Sure fuck it.

Hows everyone else doing today?

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No
I know who that belongs to

booo go away.

You're from the UK
You're America so Is your dick

you know the rules

About to hunt for commies

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Nah I'll stay :)

Dont care

Sup faggitz?

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Hey man, you look like a girl..no offense

What makes you think OP is from the UK?

Nah, you can tell he was born a man.

I know you

I'm from the UK. That's not mine

Show us your feminine penis

Yea I know. I even have the anatomy too.
Shocking.

Unfortunatly no

I dont have one user

Small world. Not too surprised tbh. Share a selfie?

Okay, show us your manly penis

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*clicking noises*

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Dont have that either

Post feet

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prove it then

only person in this thread i'd hang out with. rest are faggots and 1 chubby round faced redhead chick that i would still bang

Can we see a pic without 10lbs of makeup plz? You can't possibly be THAT ugly, right?

awwww man, i REALLY wanted to hang out with you, your opinion is so important to me.

sif central here tonight

cry more about it, insecure faggot

great, now you just started a chain reaction of 30 posts of her claiming that she actually looks like this irl before posting a non make up photo that proves she doesn't.

Was just a guess
Than I guess it's ops

cry more about what?

Yeah you got the two boys backwards:
American
UK

admit it. It was the clothes and hair that confused you.

There's no way she's retarded enough to deny wearing tons of makeup in that picture. She will most likely just be like, "no I don't want to post a pic without makeup. that's why I put on makeup in the first place to hide imperfections", which is reasonable. I'd do the same thing.

Not who you replied to, but his facial features look British. I can’t really describe it, but he’s got the look.

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Nah I had this argument with her before. She argues that she's not THAT different irl despite clearly using harsh contrast filters and a lot of make up.

yeah he looks like a 4 foot tall british 3rd grader

Am I american yet?

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My feet are gross user. Theres no being coy about that lol

I dont post nudes user so think what you will I guess

Oh that's fine.
I look fine without makeup. It's just a hobby.

No I'm pretty ok with posting non makeup pics

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Jesus christ, how horrifying. You look like a cancer patient in a wig.

>I don't post nudes
That isn't true, we've all seen your tits.

Nah I'm pretty ok without makeup

Lol I dont use any harsh contrast filters lmfao

No you haven't user. I dint post nudes and never will.
Nice try though I guess?

>Lol I dont use any harsh contrast filters lmfao
You do though. Did you take these on snapchat for instance? A lot of apps automatically apply them.

Oh. The stereotype of Red Hair chicks being psychotic liars rings true again then, I suppose.

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

It's disgusting tranny time FAGGOTS

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No I dont. I took them from my phone user.
I could post more but I'm sure the user (not sure if you're that user) will have a tantrum about it

yum

Yarp. I guessed the bigger faggot was from the UK.
CUTE! Now post your asshole.
Let's see the gash pseudopussy

do you eat them ?

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Nope. I'm pretty honest. No reason to lie to strangers I dont give a fuck about lol

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Oh yikes shoulda said I'm not full tranny. I just like to crossdress and look like a hon.

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rate - and no, no nudes

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Looks like a trap with down syndrome. Would definitely fuck if I could get passed her tard wrangler.

Nah yall get creepy quick in these threads of you get fed

Than why even post whore? Clearly you're looking for validation and a self esteem boost. You're a sold 4/10. The only thing you bring to the table is a war hole to fuck. You have 0 worth otherwise. Show is your goods or gtfo. The tranny is more valuable than you are because she would post her penis if I asked.

>creeps on Yea Forums
>being this new
cmon you've got a fat gerald ford face anyways. just post something to prove you're not some "creepy user" posting pics of one of his fugly facebook friends

Post your tits slut.

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glad you could join us

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damn almost exactly 1 year to the day. coincidence?

also me

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Crosseyed pasta

Hola Juan

you made my cat throw up

Wtf is up with the captchas,fuckers are overdoing it

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More like Tyrone.
I did that on purpose.

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how do you have herpes on your chest?

Is that a dress or a blouse?

Want to see this read headed bitch's tits?

archived.moe/b/thread/796569308/#796579587

She posted them in a previous faces of Yea Forums thread. All you need to do is search the archive. With enough manpower we can find them. Start wtih the one I linked, above the picture of her there is a button that says 'view same'. This will pull up a list of every single other post she has posted that picture on, which in turn brings you to that thread where she posts more pictures of herself. Keep searching and I promise you, you will find her tits.

It's a dress!

I don't know, they're disappearing, they were a lot years ago

I literally never posted tits. Search all you want lmfao

What a slut! Should she be the new queen of Yea Forums?

Pretty sure you're just some weird user that saved her pics. I don't see any recent timestamps and you say "Nah" a lot which is kinda manish.

Slut how? Look thru those archives all you will ever see are posts of me saying I never post tits countless times lol.

I implore you to search those archives hard haha

Oh cool, how long does it go to?

Rate me guys Xx

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Id fuck you

This thread wants me to fucking an hero on the spot

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You look like a Mexican version of my cousin. Kinda freaky if I'm honest

About to mid thigh like most of my dresses

why? you aren't that old.

Who's your cousin?

Hello.

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Fair enough.

You sound like a female comedian in her late 40's. I like it.

don't move. there's about a dozen bats behind you.

I com in pents senks

ooo kill em

I'm liking the design a lot, post more sometime!

11/19

i meant 11/10

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I saw you posted your feet tho. Why won't you do that for us?

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Thanks! I actually have a big thing for dark floral dresses.
I always wear them with black leggings.
Sort of my go to style

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Left side down, why?

I've literally never posted my feet user. No clue what your talking about.

My feet are gross. I'd never do that lol

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i did not crop this picture correctly i am a stupid fucking donut

Do yourself a favor and start a podcast.

Oh yeah that looks rad, comfy too?

Salty dog here

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Tho you look like a tasty fucking donut

You look like someone married to a ps4

I am actually

You look like you're struggling through sekiro

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Very comfy! I usually always choose comfort first that's why I wear dresses mostly lol

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you look poor

Juan and only

Hell yeah dresses are the best thing women can wear

Sounds like you already have the format. A mic and an editing software is all you need. Probably a co-host. GL if you ever do end up putting that plan into action. It sounds like something people would for sure listen to.

A Carpenter Brut Fan?

I Like Redheads. So i would bang you if its ok for you.?!

Thanks for the lulz

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Myeeehhh

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Seriously! They're so comfy and so darn cute!

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No user. I'll pass

are those burns on your face

Ayy mr. disco skeletal

You know there's a whole site for this sort of faggy shit. I think it's called facebook

That’s Ted Kazinsky. Not a fan of his though; just thought it would be funny to get a shirt with his police sketch on it in pink.

Yeah, my mom got drunk one night and decided to press my face against the stove because she caught me eating.

damn that makes me hard

Jesus. Did you call the cops?

"Feel the sun on my face...
Sharpened like a razor blade...
Feed the rising Pain inside..."

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What did you eat?

youre cute i wish u were my brother

Some sort of hostess type cake or one of those variations. Those were specifically hers, but she didn't let me have dinner that day so I was pretty desparate.

No, I was really young. My teacher asked about it and I remember explaining I burnt it on the stove.

ew

Why as your brother?

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don't think i can explain

I went through a lot of crap as well, wish I told someone but never did. Sorry to hear about that
He's not me, if that's what you're thinking

Please try.

I'm just joking dude, they were acne scars. Sorry to hear of your troubles though.

I should stop trusting you. Kek

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The guy on your shirt looks like the typical portland hisper faggot.

That's pretty fucked mate, would completely understand if you eat her and had her hide tanned and taxidermied.

It was a cheap 3€ Shirt. Don't want be Hipster Faggot user.

>sees girl
>1 chance to make first impression
>pickupline.exe
>"you look like a tasty fucking donut."
Absolute chad.

How is your GF?

That wasn't me making those threads

I could hve sworn when asked to post nudes you said 'my GF wouldn't like that'.

That wasn't me. Someone was pretending to be me and posted my pics

Nah /that/ was me, but before that I thought you had a GF.

Wut

No, never been in a relationship

Julian?

Someone saved my pics and kept making threads pretending to be me and made up a story about me having a girlfriend

Ah, our friendly neighbour lesbian.

that's adorable.

Have you had sex?

hmmm
How?
No

u look like a hipster faggot

Did they finally released your father from prison?

>estimated 1996
can't they fucking remember when they build it?

That didn't happen either

bed head

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What? You always brag about it in your videos Pyro.

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#bedhead

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Cute little boys who have no experience with girls and need an older man to teach and guide them.

respect it brudda

Take out those tittays

you don't look ugandian in that pic, no respect 4 u

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>69

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spread that pussy

Thanks, I guess.
Hate to break the fantasy but I'm 6'2", not "Little boy" material

Is it you again?
The strangely always topless, nice user living in a eastern european-ish rural region on a somewhat shabby looking farm?

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timestamp

how's it going, sergey

This belongs in a cringe compilation.

Are you lost, my old man?

pretending that i'm cool, you?

Only have anus on this device.

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My fucking God, this dude has two trips and seven sevens on his post.

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Can handle any size cock

Nice "beard"

Look like you're a boyband member

I'm too insecure to show my oversized lips

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While I have your attention:

Hawkeye goes dark after witnessing his family get dusted.

Thanos reunites with Lady Death (Katherine Langford's Mystery role.)

Tony and Bruce work on the Quantum Tunnel for time travel.

Time travel is used to help locate and/or recharge the stones so the snap can be undone.

Past Avenger selves think Present Avenger selves are imposters, they fight.

Doctor Strange’s best outcome vision was their time traveling.

Doctor Strange alerted past Nick Fury as to who needed recruiting in order to fix the future.

Nebula witnesses Gamora’s death during time travel.

Thanos realizes they’re working to undo the snap and tries to destroy the Stark Gauntlet.

Pepper Potts suits up and becomes ‘Rescue.’

Thor wields both Mjolnir and Stormbreaker.

Cap ends up with Mjolnir during battle.

Professor Hulk discovers the souls of the dusted remain in Soul World within the Soul stone.

Using the Soul stone releases the dusted.

Cue sling ring portaling of the undusted for a final Thanos battle.

Cap assembles the team.

Captain Marvel destroys Thanos’ ship and the Black Order army.

Tony & Peter emotional reunion.

Peter gives Captain Marvel the gauntlet.

Cap steps down as Captain America, Bucky takes over.

Tony joins SHIELD

Hawkeye trains his daughter to take over the Hawkeye mantle going forward.

Cap leads the New Avengers going forward. Peter takes a hiatus from Avengers leading into Far From Home.

While Hawkeye's daughter and Professor Hulk actually set up Old Man Logan, the franchise will move forward with setting up a movie about the Celestials and Eternals.

plz moar

You do realize we can hide posts, right? The moment I read Hawkeye I hid it

Well, maybe if you didn't start having sex when you were 13 and caught HPV early in life, you shit wouldn't be loose and look like what's left of a balloon after it pooped

No, you subconscious read it all, and will know it when you see it.

All ive got. Use my ipad for pictures usually but its broken

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>goes dark after witnessing his family get dusted.

kek

ughhh. Sure
That I gathered from the trailer

Past Avenger selves think Present Avenger selves are imposters, they fight.

still bretty nice
make moar

Peter gives Captain Marvel the gauntlet.

What's up vchan?

>Professor Hulk discovers the souls of the dusted remain in Soul World within the Soul stone.

I can choose to not read stuff guys. You're retarded

You're that tiny mirror guy, hi tiny mirror guy.

imagine caring about the avengers

This

Ive been doin this since the vid leak, hurrah for crushing dreams and chaos.

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psychopath/10

how old are you?

you look like you would rape a pet

Yeah you're like 8 inches taller than me.

Post more curly haired boys

If I could be shorter, I would

is this curly enough?

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Very cute

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no

ok, gonna kms now, bb

Thats why most people kill themselves, because their hair isn't curly enough.

Makes him depressed, every fucking imperfection makes a narcisist want to die.

Relaxin on my bunk at the shelter.

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show dick

what area code?

Boston 617

roast me

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Also if anyone is going to ask here's a tit

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whats up with your hand?

Are you doing the femanon help shit this evening?

what about those burn marks?

What about them?

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My arm? Cuts and burns.

I have like 3 close friends

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what?

HE HAS LIKE 3 CLOSE FRIENDS

disgusting

Life gets better. Relatable people will be found.

if you lost the beard i'd black you

>Life gets better
retard

Just kill yourself and take her with you.

This is the face of Yea Forums

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That's not a face! That's not a face at all!

How are the boys in KoRn doing these days?

I just got out of the hospital for self harm and SI. I dont need a pep talk. I'm content with suffering right now.

only for people who show face

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High on da jesus mate. Bretty gud.
>Skrillex is a faggot

off yourself you degenerate

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If I become an hero it will be by hanging

just stop being just a fucking poser

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Gay

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youre adorable. if i didnt have a bf id give you my 'cord

Yeah

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>'cord
I thought this was slang for penis because it looks kind of like an umbilical cord for a second.

The way i like it.

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You look like you're plotting an evil plan to take over the world some day

Pajeet!

You look like Jim Carrey in The Number 23... I'm calling the police!

Shit smile

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Eh not tonight.

I might do it in a bit. My bf is having some friends over so they're gonna bbq outside and I'm staying in. But I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

cringe

Not a trump supporter in the slightest, just most recent pic

cute.

>I'm not a trump supporter in the slightest
>I just took a picture in a MAGA hat in front of trump tower with two thumbs up because it was convenient.
hmmm..

Shit face m8, shit clothes, just awful

>I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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You look like Joe Santagato

>I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>But I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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> I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>But I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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> I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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> But I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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>But I have my cousins live feed gender reveal I gotta watch at 6:30

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