I ship out to bootcamp in 4 days

I ship out to bootcamp in 4 days
What should I expect

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weeks of homoerotic symbolism and ritual

That your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!!

a stretched asshole

I'm army not marines

It's 2019 Mary Rottencrotch is now benny and he is also going to bootcamp

this drill sagent needs to be shot in the face

Lube up your buthole cause you are about to get fucked

And you need to learn how to spell.

A few words of advice:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Don't be first
3. Don't be last
4. NEVER volunteer

I've been told to always volunteer

>Be loud and cocky
DIs (drill instructors) love to see confidence in their recruits
>Be the FIRST person to start a cadence when double timing
Your DI will love the fact that you took the initiative to break the ice and get everyone's morale up
>Be a "Know It All
Contrary to popular belief, you'll want to stand out as intelligent and your DIs will pick up on it
>Offer criticism
DIs love feedback
>Point out when other recruits are slacking
DIs can't be everywhere at once, and they'll appreciate the help
>Don't yell; Just use a really high pitched voice
The frequency will cut through your DIs yelling much easier
>Ask a LOT of questions
Don't worry about "stupid" questions, your DI knows you're nervous so just blurt out a question (in a really high pitched voice) when you don't understand something. Again, they'll notice you taking initiative.
you'll do great recruit, good luck!

watch cuck

you cucks are gonna get yours arent you scared.

If you're Army, then you're going to basic combat training, not boot camp. Learn the fucking difference. You also posted a picture of marines. You're probably retarded.

It's literally easier than it's ever been, but I hope you fail. I don't want you in my Army.

pakistani or just retarded?

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but won't there be camping and boots?

checkmate

Fuck you shit bag

If they want you to volunteer, They'll tell you.

to die for Israel

U mad pog?

I'm guessing english isn't your primary language?

It’s all a routine and a game. Figure out the routine and it becomes bearable.

While this guy is technically correct OP, in the event you still fall short in the army, transition your gender to woman and you will be handed easier requirements. As brain dead Americans, it is our honor and obligation to fund your glorified welfare queen lifestyle, and remember, Israel is our greatest ally and you will never be deployed to actually defend your country.

boring
back to pol kid

Running and push-ups. Lots of em'.

Good luck USN 82 -89

my primary language is fuck you watch

So, "no" it is.
You seem a little upset. Was it someone I killed?

Army is gay

these are the average language skills of the US military

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well see what happens

Describe what an "oil check" is.

dude what's your problem with watches?

well you already proved that you're a fucking tool of the machine. Anyone who joins up has agreed that their life is meaningless, they are willing to accept stupid commands to defend corporate interests world-wide, and have little self respect. You are an idiot. When you die on the battlefield someplace for no fucking reason, these words should echo through what's left of your mind as you go into the darkness: it's a racket, and you are the fool.

You're still not making any sense.
Maybe say what you want in your native language, and we can get it translated for you, little buddy?

Oh, I've seen what happens.
And it's glorious!

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youve never seen shit but but are just a cuck.

fuckin lame ass cuck

a friend who joined the army told me about this
you randomly finger a guy's butthole or some shit
sounded pretty fucking gay to me

Army is pee poo lol

fucking righteous

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isn't there a street you should be shitting in?

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First day just grab the drill instructor's hat and put it on.

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Struck a nerve, have I?
Too bad school's closed today.
You'll just have to wait until Monday to talk to your crisis counselor.
May I suggest arts and crafts as a healthy diversion to your impotent rage?

not the gay you're replying to but you sound hella gay my man

USMC is more gay

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You said "gay" twice.

Clean your penis
You dont want to be that guy on 1st inspection day

yeah, so what? should've said it three times just to lay out how truly gay you and your arguing is

>check and kek'd

Explain it to me.
Be specific.

Volunteer for everything and make sure your drill instructors know your name right out the chute.

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Literally nobody cares. Enjoy your glorified welfare queen existence while you LARP and perform menial tasks for minimum wage for four years of peacetime "service"

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Lots of physical activity and endless cleaning of already clean places

Which one are you again?

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This about sums it up.

Kek

>endless decades of war his whole teenage life
>"peacetime"

>t. Severed-Privates First Class Trannie Shekelberg

What mos are you going as?

Trips of truth! Also the pizza man got your ass if your overweight. If you're a healthy person you'll love it, but if you're a fatass it's gonna suck.Good luck MAGGOT!!!

Sick trips

Basic is easy af now. Former army here. They can no longer hit you. They can no longer smoke you in mop 4 for 6 hours or any hours. They give you fucking stress cards.

If you are going to fort jackson there is a reason why they call it relaxing iackson.

Assume you will prob be a POG. So you will be with females and every pt standard will be dumbed down to their ability which means no 18 mile ruck march for you.

Dont volunteer, expect group punishment for everything. Expect to do fire guard about every other night so 1-2 hours less sleep. 100% be religious. Find a religion catholic or Christian go to church. Gets you out of 1-2 hours of cleaning on sundays. Learn basic rifle zero/shooting techniques. Listen to what they say and keep the same fucking sight picture. If a ds needs to address your retardedness he will remember. Mres suck for the most parr however 100% them can be saved with tabasco sauce. except egg omlete

enjoy your ptsd

this is not call of duty

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Don't listen to this, it is all wrong.

Report a to b after you graduate or fail. I'd like to hear how the new army is. Good luck!

I'm an old soldier. Fort Benning trained 11B Airborne Ranger 82 to 87.

Back*

50% boot
50% camp

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Lock it up.
Choke yourself

Who else thinks that drill sergeant shit is fake and gay?

op did your crackhead brother die in january?

Get rid of your ego, kill it if you have to. It will make life much easier. Remember you are starting out as nothing..... Think about that. What ever you did before BCT does not matter. Forget free time, study when you can drill on your own if you need to. Always exercise more than everyone else.... always. But most importantly kill your ego.
-former DI

Being in daycare for the next 6 months

Depends on how much an idiot you are.

Word. Also don't take it too seriously.