Choose your way to go to hell, sinner
Choose your way to go to hell, sinner
Jaxson Powell
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Nathaniel Flores
I don't see chronic masterbation on the list so I think I"m good.
Austin Hill
Necromancy
Robert Perez
Harry Potter?
Welp, I'm damned
Jose Williams
Remote viewing? as in using a TV control?
Gavin Evans
>Postmodernism
Lmao
Jacob Kelly
Trilaterialism? Fucking what?
Justin Roberts
you're doing it right now!
Carson Garcia
No masturbation or pornography on the list!
Looks like I'm good to go!
Henry Jackson
>alt comics
>remote viewing
well that religious fag its too well informed to be on that level of dogmatism, its look like you found a CIA founded cult, OP
Evan Thomas
Adam Miller
>LOTR
>Harry Potter
>D&D
>Twilight Films
Postmodernism I'd actually agree with
Nolan Gonzalez
The trilateral commission was a 60s-70s era think tank whose mere existence made the alleged Christian right collectively shit its' pants.
Camden Gray
Dont agree with "vegetarianism"
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Nolan Nelson
tfw i'm sitting here at work remote viewing the alt comics i left at home
Nathan Bailey
Why?
Camden Roberts
I'll go to hell for LOTR, Videogames, and Rock
Jose Campbell
Well clearly I'd take levitation, necromancy and vampirism. Can't go to hell if I never die, bitches
Elijah Green
Damned if I know. The alleged Christian right spends a lot of time shitting its' collective pants over random things, like the time they all hated assault rifles, or that time they decided that Marilyn Manson caused Columbine. Who knows why they do what they do?
Ayden Russell
Engaging in trade or diplomatic discussions with more than two nations is evil, son
Connor Lewis
yoga? Lmao
Carter Turner
Downward dog is pretty lewd. I get it
Colton Sullivan
I'll take lycanthropy, LSD, heavy metal, and fornication for damnation, Alex.
Eli Parker
Nobody talking about how yoga sends you to hell? Wtf.
Jason Rivera
Namaste away from that one, Satan.
Cooper Moore
no levitation
oh nooooooooooooooo
Xavier Gonzalez
Dumbfag here
What's rosicrucianism?
Aiden Martinez
Are you really too dumb to use Google? Like do you seriously expect Yea Forums to know that shit? Cmon
Caleb Morris
Illuminati groups svp
Hunter Ramirez
as a vegan i find it comforting that veganism isn't on the list
Cooper Johnson
Yoga worshippers serve Satan by condemning the souls of men to eternal torture for adultery of the heart through the licentiousness of their curves.
Yoga pants alone imply consent to fornication.
Dominic Long
They exist to this day and so many world leaders and so many members of the wealthy 1% belong to it that it's ridiculous.
Nicholas Hernandez
>Pfew, almost didn't get to talk about being vegan!
Connor Perry
as a vegan, i agree. its very hard to get people to talk and think about veganism.
Alexander Morris
posting traps on Yea Forums should be on the list
Lincoln Peterson
Youre a vegan, you and everyone who knows you are already in hell.
Caleb Bell
thank god pic related isn't on the list
Isaiah Fisher
>Eastern religions
Christianity itself came from the east lol.
Caleb Bennett
Harry Fucking Potter is a gateway boi
Hunter Peterson
>when people think jesus was a scrawny white dude
jesus was a carpenter form the middle east
he prob was short ripped and brown
Thomas Davis
yea this
jesus was an arab dude with arab beard and arab skin
Brayden Diaz
I'll take fornication for $2,000 please, Alex
Robert Bailey
He returned but you were not ready for his message
Daniel Foster
>D&D
Roll for initiative, we are about to fight.
Nathan Diaz
>jesus was a carpenter form the middle east
With a gum-drop hat and fluffy little wings
Easton Smith
And really long arm extenders made of wood!