What do man?

What do man?

start of a 4 day weekend tomorrow, I'm already bored of the 2 video games I play and if I jacked off one more time my nuts would turn to raisins. I don't have a girlfriend or any friends in general. Just need somethin to do.

Not a pitty thread, I know it's a little depressing but i'm all good.

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Are you home alone?

Play eso u bitch or kill ur self u fagget

for the most part

Then set up some traps around the house incase robbers come

bear traps or like looney tunes shit? like with 2 logs triggered by a string

sleep during the day
go outside and take a long nightwalk

Sounds like you're in the military.

Read some of the books around the house. You aren't obligated to finish them, but may as well find out what makes them shelf-worthy

Anything you've got. Like if they come through the window you could put toy trucks at the floor so that they slip on them and crack their skulls on the window sill. Or when they open a door it activates a homemade flame thrower

Kek

No whores in your village ? Or strip joint ?

Smoke some weed and eat crazy foods.

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>I don't have a girlfriend
Just become your own GF

read a book, go outside, take a walk, learn a new language, do something you've never done before, something out of your zone of comfort, memorize some jokes you like, go to a concert, theater, cinema, do some groceries learn how to cook things, sports, push-ups, jog, whatever.
maybe start by turning off your computer. days are too fucking short. happy easter.

>memorize some jokes you like
do this op.

ever heard of drugs and alcohol retard ?

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Quit masturbation and porn for 2-3 months.

Me too, i have few days off and now the first day started and i'm already depressed lol

This is what you need OP. Grab some Ketamine and k hole for the day. You can also think of something really nice to eat and cook it yourself.