What's the best weapon or closest thing to a weapon you have in the room you're in?
What's the best weapon or closest thing to a weapon you have in the room you're in?
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KA-BAR
What's the best man in the middle attack to steal Yea Forums passes?
Stop fucking posting this bitch
Super glue
Depends I guess. If I'm fighting close quarters, probably one of my knives. Out in the open, probably my axe or machete. That's just this room though. If we're counting the whole house, I'd go for one of my guns that'd fit where I'd be fighting.
2 handed longsword, or a whiskey decanter I guess. Maybe telescope, but I'd take one of the pointy guitars over that.
Sig Sauer P365 with Hornady Critical Defense hollow points.
Also Kershaw spring assisted pocket knife.
mauser 98k
lee enfield 4.1
mosin nagant 9130
take you pic
My self. That's all I need.
an AR-15
My taser set to stun. It goes pew...pew.
I have a bokken and an airsoft gun.
That's about it.
On first read I thought you said my toaster. Made me raff. Then I saw what you wrote and that made me go meh..
I have 3 swords.
Taking a shit.
>My weapon is shit
sorry
my whife
Nah, all good b/ro. Was still good, I liked it. But, in honesty I don't know why toaster makes me raff.. it's prob me user.
Nerf gun.
I've got beer bottles also known has multi pronged knives.
this site is 18+
Chin up, monkeys use it effectively. If it's good for monkey defense then it's good enough for you b/ro. Let it fly proudly. Get'em
Eurofag here
this dick
kinda like how elephants are scared of mice
Literally anything. Chair, stereo, bike, bike lock [it's pretty heavy].
Dildo
So you have a big dick for a mouse? Ya lost me, user.
sig 226
A katana.
this
I have a 2 burner hot plate. I could get it red hot and chase motherfuckers around the room
Nice! I like Moras.
ever think about putting one of them to your head and embracing the sweet comfort of death?
a cat
claw/claw/bite
can kill a 1st level wizard
no.
that's a needlessly-aggressive question
A really hard sock
My cock
AR-15
2 shitty "made in china" decorative daggers.
They're made out of metal, so it would still do the trick though.
A 10.5 AR pistol in 300blackout
Toilet tank lid.
Then the plunger.
Then can of air freshener.
> shitting at work
Revolver and a pocket knife.
I think it was a reference to an hero.
bestgore.com
for some reason I was just reading a feminist forum and can confirm that the most dangerous thing here is my penis
Am I gonna get v& if I save that?
A shotgun.
My cat.
A pen
Gränsfors bruk handforged forest axe
A ball pain hammer
Humor me... Do vehicles count?
Would an us user Buy an M16 for me? Weld it into an empty gas bottle and send it to me in Germany? Only got a Walther 9mm with 15 rounds from deepweb
Knife collector here, A few machetes, A few handfuls of pocket knives,
Box full of fixed blades etc. Always sleep next to a crappy but razor sharp camillus titanium bonded machete
Machete
Get a camera with a stabilized sensor
fairbairn sykes
no but he is a columbine fanboy with that gen1 hipoint carbine
A Benjamin Bulldog
Nobody in this thread has it.
I mean i have a dumbell bar. That could be pretty weapony?
I have a Nerf gun they are quite effective when used with pins and tetrodotoxin
entire rows of desktops, various sharp tools, 3ft ruler, aggressive nigger women.
This
Quarterstaff. Feels safe man.
How fucking dare you
My Kimber Ultra Crimson Carry II
my stratocaster could probably be used as a pretty brutal weapon
12 gauge
helluva bong you got there
It’s called a yard/meter stick you CUNT
T-Bone II look it up....
mossberg 500
I have a pretty sharp pocket knife, could do some damage with that.
This knife. Carry it everywhere for box-opening purposes.
a little bat in my closet.
my poop
chemistry handbook
a small wooden chair meant for a child that could do some serious damage if used correctly.
I have a knife in my jacket pocket.
If it's in the room I'll take neither