What's the best weapon or closest thing to a weapon you have in the room you're in?

What's the best weapon or closest thing to a weapon you have in the room you're in?

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KA-BAR

What's the best man in the middle attack to steal Yea Forums passes?

Stop fucking posting this bitch

Super glue

Depends I guess. If I'm fighting close quarters, probably one of my knives. Out in the open, probably my axe or machete. That's just this room though. If we're counting the whole house, I'd go for one of my guns that'd fit where I'd be fighting.

2 handed longsword, or a whiskey decanter I guess. Maybe telescope, but I'd take one of the pointy guitars over that.

Sig Sauer P365 with Hornady Critical Defense hollow points.

Also Kershaw spring assisted pocket knife.

mauser 98k
lee enfield 4.1
mosin nagant 9130
take you pic

My self. That's all I need.

an AR-15

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My taser set to stun. It goes pew...pew.

I have a bokken and an airsoft gun.
That's about it.

On first read I thought you said my toaster. Made me raff. Then I saw what you wrote and that made me go meh..

I have 3 swords.

Taking a shit.
>My weapon is shit

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sorry

my whife

Nah, all good b/ro. Was still good, I liked it. But, in honesty I don't know why toaster makes me raff.. it's prob me user.

Nerf gun.

I've got beer bottles also known has multi pronged knives.

this site is 18+

Chin up, monkeys use it effectively. If it's good for monkey defense then it's good enough for you b/ro. Let it fly proudly. Get'em

Eurofag here

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this dick

kinda like how elephants are scared of mice

Literally anything. Chair, stereo, bike, bike lock [it's pretty heavy].

Dildo

So you have a big dick for a mouse? Ya lost me, user.

sig 226

A katana.

this

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I have a 2 burner hot plate. I could get it red hot and chase motherfuckers around the room

Nice! I like Moras.

ever think about putting one of them to your head and embracing the sweet comfort of death?

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a cat

claw/claw/bite

can kill a 1st level wizard

no.
that's a needlessly-aggressive question

A really hard sock

My cock

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AR-15

2 shitty "made in china" decorative daggers.
They're made out of metal, so it would still do the trick though.

A 10.5 AR pistol in 300blackout

Toilet tank lid.
Then the plunger.
Then can of air freshener.
> shitting at work

Revolver and a pocket knife.

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I think it was a reference to an hero.
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for some reason I was just reading a feminist forum and can confirm that the most dangerous thing here is my penis

Am I gonna get v& if I save that?

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A shotgun.

My cat.

A pen

Gränsfors bruk handforged forest axe

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A ball pain hammer

Humor me... Do vehicles count?

Would an us user Buy an M16 for me? Weld it into an empty gas bottle and send it to me in Germany? Only got a Walther 9mm with 15 rounds from deepweb

Knife collector here, A few machetes, A few handfuls of pocket knives,
Box full of fixed blades etc. Always sleep next to a crappy but razor sharp camillus titanium bonded machete

Machete

Get a camera with a stabilized sensor

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fairbairn sykes

no but he is a columbine fanboy with that gen1 hipoint carbine

A Benjamin Bulldog

Nobody in this thread has it.

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I mean i have a dumbell bar. That could be pretty weapony?

I have a Nerf gun they are quite effective when used with pins and tetrodotoxin

entire rows of desktops, various sharp tools, 3ft ruler, aggressive nigger women.

This

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Quarterstaff. Feels safe man.

How fucking dare you

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My Kimber Ultra Crimson Carry II

my stratocaster could probably be used as a pretty brutal weapon

12 gauge

helluva bong you got there

It’s called a yard/meter stick you CUNT

T-Bone II look it up....

mossberg 500

I have a pretty sharp pocket knife, could do some damage with that.

This knife. Carry it everywhere for box-opening purposes.

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a little bat in my closet.

my poop

chemistry handbook

a small wooden chair meant for a child that could do some serious damage if used correctly.

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I have a knife in my jacket pocket.

If it's in the room I'll take neither