Rate my GF

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incels is a term used by females when they cant defend themselves

>shit the fuck up
i'm terrified of bad grammar

I bet you hunted her like Ishmael Ahab.

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Rancid as fuck mate.

Fhritp

5/her body weight

get her naked

>Ishmael Ahab
Ishmael is the narrator.
Ahab was the captain of the Pequod and protaganist of Ishmael's story.

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Why do I bother with these references? It's not like this guy would have the intellect to get the joke much less the wherewithal to defend himself.

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She looks like an inflatable doll overfilled with Jell-O.

-12/958

Hey, I remember her!

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Mfw op have no gf and is trying to make fun of a guy with gf.
Op will die along and virgin

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I wonder how cursed this image is.

I’d rather be an incel than fucking a “girl” like this...!

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Are you Kyle Kinane?

You could get better, she's quite fat.

I'm scared

Fuck that guy.

No! And you can't make me. 0/10

Quite fat?! She looks like Golgotha from Dogma...!

Fat/10

some real big boobies op. your girls are big too

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Who tf is that?

I'd give her a big obese 0/10

How about I make you look like Golgotha yoiu fucking demanding oldfag cunt

Maybe I should get a tugboat and drag her back out to sea

>before I track your IP addresses

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