Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

I think you mean aroused

Whats the purpose of this?

How in the God damn
That's not a grill it has to be a trap
Are you a trap
Am I a trap
Is this what death feels like

Is the answer Gilbert Godfreied

burp into the mic

so you Yea Forumseta's can talk to girls

you could ask the same question for just about every thread on this board for fuck's sake

2, kinda.

Fun. Education.

-Lesanon

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I wish I could have that Angel's voice

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Lmfao ew that sound at the end!!!

Fuck off you nosey fuck.

That's a decent cause. Have seen this thread a lot of times but I didn't knew this isn't bait, kek
Don't you feel your time is wasted with this?

Nosey?
I'm gonna assume English isnt your first language lol

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based

You're alright. Have a nice day

you sound like an 18-22-year-old porn actress. probably because Californian dialect is associated with, like, porn

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do you shave ur bagina

What is your opinion on cut/uncut dicks?

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do you drink or smoke weed? whats your favorite of the two?

Post pic of hari poosi

never shave it

>own pocket pussy
Eurofag here. can confirm accuracy. still keked

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Do you feel oppressed or coddled by society because of your womanhood?

how would you feel if you found out your boyfriend was a crossdresser attacking his mind with sissy hypno porn

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Lol I dont post those pics sorry

Eh I dont really enjoy it this long. I might stop being lazy and shave soon.

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Was expecting the complete opposite, you're american after al, kek
Can confirm everything you said about uncut hygiene and that pocket pussy thing, heh

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almost a massive get but youre a fucking nigger instead

I'm used to moonshine and ice tea because I'm a poor fag. it's illegal in my country so it's not taxed. that makes it so much cheaper compared to legal alcohol here. the production in my town has dried up recently though so I had to buy beer for a party I went to last night. I'm not used to beer at all. it tasted good though. bought a 4pack of gunnies. my friend said it tasted too bitter, but it was pretty good. the virgin sip was incredible. the foam was actually worth drinking, unlike the foam on Heineken or other "normal" beers.

I hope OP dies of breast cancer. I really do.

How can she slap?

whisky or whiskey?

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Hmm. Thanks for your insight.

what do femanons think about the growing number of incelfags on the chans?

Is there any pleasure in anal sex for a woman?

Unfortunatly I'll never die.
I am immortal.

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That fat ass lard arm
Are you a orc?

the trick for guys after my experience. get a best friend or two that you trust like a brother. you can be fake then to the rest, but cry to your best friends. they care or they're fake. you'll know. always test people a little. don't push it to far, but always test them to make sure. give to receive

some might find this obvious, but its scare how many people don't have anyone they feel they can trust. meet a couple of people without any people they see as their best friends. only people they feel comfortable around. a best friend is loyal like pol tards are loyal to their nation. it's better to have a few best friends than many friends

it makes it tolerable to live like a man to have a best friend or two to vent through

Eh. Dont really think much of it.
Just angry little boys really

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Oops

my friends said it was. I haven't tried it yet. my mother works with taste and has taught me how to taste foods and stuff like cooks do. it's pretty useful because its easier to understand how something will taste after reading about it. I had read about it prior so I knew it would be ok. it tasted watered out tbh. the foam was very good though

wtf marry me

you call this little?

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damn very curvy nice. UK?

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Johnnie Walker is blended scotch, the double black is pretty tasty with coke, good for coctails
If you wanna drink them straight there are a lot of single malts that aren't that much more expensive than the db, but have a much more unique taste to them

Why is it blurry around your waist almost like you shopped it lmao, I've seen other pics you're fat don't deny it

Yea a good head usually is the first distinction whether a beer is gonna be shit or not

I'm already getting married!

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I knew it was just a myth!
But what about men? Ever pegged your bf?

Nope I'm an americunt

Oh nice. Well I'm all up for recommendations!

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Ok?

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pls let me get you pregnant

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You're fat and that pic is 3 years old. Let's see a recent one fatty

my best friend is the manliest man I've seen. he's a powerlifter and has this really deep voice. his father is an mc gang dude and it shows in him as his son. he handles things calmly and never show any feelings other than happiness or neutrality. his ex fucked two guys while on a break and regretted it and wanted to get back together. she changed somehow though and became this massive bitch who was out to starts arguments about everything with everyone. it got so much for him that he cried about it. that was after 2 weeks of constant hate and nagging from the woman he loved right after she betrayed him after. nobody saw anything about him crying. I just got a snap with his eyed bright red while it was saying some depressed bs. think he'd kill her eventually if he didn't have anyone to talk to about it without the possibility to let shit go while talking. alcohol helps with that. nobody is awkward when drunk so everyone friendly by default. probably why your bf drinks with his mates

incels are taking the fight to the streets though.

the femanons are no longer safe.
globalnews.ca/tag/toronto-van-attack/

I like to go down on my wife until she cums then is fuck her and cum in about 5 minutes . i am not sure if this is better than just fucking or if maybe i should go down on her after i fuck her.
also you are bait.

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god DAMn those fucking curves. wish my gf was this curvy FUCK

Can i see that ass?

sad shit bro. but that's what happens when you starve people of sex through isolation. isolation makes you crazy

>getting married
you'll get divorced soon enough once he finds out you're a femanon

Fuckin' thank you. Why haven't more people said this yet?

hey wife is redhead , i eat read pussy 3 times a week.

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>incel

Time to feel inferior in the presence of the perfect female.

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Ok?
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Well the Double black is a blend with peated malts so I guess you yould try bowmore 12y, the connemara (irish) or the ardmore for starters
non-peated I can recommend the auchentoshan american oak/12y, laphroaig 10 (if you want the smokiest) ore tullibardine burgundy finish
Just a few off the top of my head, kek

I just broke up with my gf, but it's okay. I still have our perfect queen.

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Rate my tiny waifu.

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giv boobies

this comment is Islamophobia all unmarried Muslim men are incels.

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gentoo?

Perfection is in the house bitches. You can't top this gal.

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Sorry I dont post pics like that user

He knows I browse Yea Forums! Haha

You inferior bitches. Perfection is in the house.

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Wow your pretty hot

Break up with him, wew
Wouldn't be gay if you did it tho

Would you eat a chocolate log out of Ellie's ass?

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either he is fucked in the head, or low sense of self value.

Still fat but I'm sure all the 15 year olds itt would still hit it if that makes you feel better

Well thanks user

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Who's extremely tiny and extremely perfect? I know who.

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Well I'd fuck you
And come after, hm, two minutes max

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Oh well then I'm fat I guess Haha dont really matter that much. I like my body

Our queen is so tiny and so perfect.

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My God guys, she's so small and perfect.

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I'm not gay and my gf sticks her finger in my ass when she jerks me off you just have shit taste

you may be a pedo.

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The queen is multiplying. She can't be stopped.

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Lesbian legs.

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Do you come from vaginal penetration alone?

Does he know you only post cause you're starving for attention from little boys?

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why you not answer me
now i have to go

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Your bf cries and has a little dick you sure know how to pick "real men" don't you. Every man has had a finger in his ass he's lying lol

>doesn't think much of 4chin
DUMP HIM! NOW!
BLASPHAMY!!!!
YOU ARE ENGAGED TO A NORMIE!!!!!
RRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Just got real for a sec

Have you been with enough guys to know that for certain?

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I know hes a normie
Hes my normie

These threads become so vain and cringeworthy when the pics get posted.

I've been with 13 men.
And I obviously mess with my own vagina enough to know Haha
I'm very certain

You make this thread every damn day and bump it until someone bullies you cause you love it. You really have deep insecurity and attention issues

Stop posting these pics, autist. They're not that hot.

keked at this one. it's true though

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Altruism is destructive , as long as you are helping people for selfish reasons it is ok but if you slip into altruism people will use you up.
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He's lying every guy has fingered his ass it gets itchy. Nothing gay about it. You not seek to understand what gay means, gay is two men having sex

Would you let your bf fuck other girls?

Except she doesn't help she hates white guys and fathers or anyone successful.

Bikini pic?

No guy would stop a girl from doing that, tbh. I certainly wouldn't. I don't even care about this other user.

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you sound fat as fuck

this

It's pretty obvious. You can actually hear the fatness.

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What's your most off the norm fetish?

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Uh no lol

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Nah that's too risque

I posted pics user. Pretty average

And the hypocrisy is, she probably thinks two lesbos eating shit out of each other's anus, as they practically do in lesbian porn, is perfect natural.

You do realize, you probably married the kind of guy that would pick on us anons back in school.
traitor.
AS THY PUNISHMENT FOR THYNE BLASPHAMY!!! YOU SHALL POST YOUR TITS! OR GET THE FUCK OUT! BY THY WILL OF THYNE LORD ALMIGHTY KEK!!!

No bikini no fun. Sad now

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I posted for advice about my son and you just called me a retard multiple times. you also talk shit about everyone who isn't your bf

Nah that's gross and gay too

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Yea sorry user

Wholesome and boring. Would you like to see a stranger jerking off?

Maybe he doesnt fap

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yeah op is pretty dumb I know she has pics saved of other femanons nudes. I guess she isn't a "real" women either but we already knew that

She probably has a penis two or three times bigger than ours.

Do you like to be choked while having sex?

i know it was you cause you make this thread damn near everyday for YEARS.

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Is it a turn-on when a guy calls you a whore or a slut?

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Oh yea sure I got that 15 inch dong lololol

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Years? user barely a year Haha
Also other femanons have vocarood here too

i knew it. i never had a women who didnt like it and know i finally know the reason

is it true that oral stimulation is way more important than just fucking with the penis

i honestly hope that you are deleting your metadata with your picks.
there probably are a lot of creeps lurking in this thread.
just makin sure yur bein safe
not trying to be a creep
and no i did not check to see if you deleted yur metadata on the pics you posted.

you've only been here a year? Aren't you the one who says "I've been here since 2004 durr". you're so stupid lol everything you say is a lie which is why no one wants your advice

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How do you feel about anons fapping to your pics?

Any more pics? You are hot

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Do you swallow or spit?

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Eh ok

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your bf has to train his tongue so he can apply enough pressure to your clit

Wow
Good for your bf.
I’d marry you too

i love your eyes

durr you have a son you're retarded. Sorry it never worked out for you lol

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So fyi might be leaving soon

You should dye your hair blonde. You would probably look fine as hell.

Nudes first

how to spot a underage newfag

Can you post a video of yourself talking

kek, based
well this was nice, be good to your bf, hug your dog for me and have a nice day

Femanons are so fucked up. I'd rather use my hand then go near one.

Why? You don't think they match up?

You know the drill time stamp and tits or gtfo

Aw well thanks user.

Thanks user. Probably the compliment I get most Haha

easier to fap to

Go get some rest

she has pepperoni nips posted a while ago not worth saving. but she doesn't care about the rules here which is why you newfag's need to stop bumping this shit thread.

Fucked up girls are the best to have sex with. I just don't think these femanons would approach guys in real life.

Eh I like being a ginger really. Also I dont think bleach would be good for my hair.

Nope not gonna be doing that.
Also I apparently still got an hour to hes home :(
Might take a norco though if my tooth keeps bugging.

How? I know theres WebMD but I dont know how to make sound with them?

Always user! Always good to him and always hugging my dogs!

Where r u from femanon

>time for our daily proof that you don't have it any easier as a woman, being fucking lazy is universal, thread

Bleach is probably bad, but you would look fine with blonde hair.

What's your natural hair colour?

>time for our daily freaks burning up any respect anyone has for anything, thread

would you at least moan for us

Nah I'm good

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>time for our daily proof that everyone online is 14 or a troll

I never listen to these your too fucking lazy to write a sentence. youre 30 and have a tranny voice no ty

Since you ignored this question, I'll ask it again: Is it a turn-on when a guy calls you a whore or slut?

>time for our daily givd me kudos because Y chromosome while I act like I am better than you, thread

I'm from Los angeles user

Woohoooo!

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That is my natural hair color user.

Ew no lol

Just record a video on your phone normally and convert it to webm.

I haven't tried, but this site might help you: onlineconverter.com/webm-to-mp4

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Eh I'm not better than anyone really

This was meant for you.

What's the hairiest you've been?

>teehee no user!

400 pound cow nearly black from her upper thighs to fupa

Where’s Anna? She’s usually here by now. I found a YouTube video about her and wanted to know if she’d seen it.

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>That is my natural hair color user.
No fucking way
That's god-tier, hope you know that

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Then GTFO you know the rules fat bitch. acting like anyone wants you here lol

What's the perfect dick size?

except gingers are the niggers of white people and op is a good example.

LMFAO you're so mad it's hilarious

Yes where is she??? I'll save this video though and show her when I see her next time!

Haha yep.
Baby pic related lol
Thanks user

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well the easiest would be to make a really short vid, like idk 5 seconds. or upload to another site that supports larger sizes, like imgur.

I'm just under the impression some women like being called "whores".

post high school photos

op loves being called anything because she gets attention from it. You can call her anything and she will reply she's the resident punching bag

Fuck, nice, I really thought you dyed them.
Sorry for being forward, but does the carpet fit the drapes?

Lol nah I'm good

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So, it's TRUE! Yea Forums is dead and all that's left IS the cancer!

Waaaaahhhhhh

rachelobgyn.boards.net

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What I think is completely hilarious is that, because NONE of you have demanded TITS with a TIMESTAMP NONE OF YOU actually KNOW if you're talking to a femanon or some fat, ugly FAGGOT who's fapping to you!

>TOPKEK!

Funny thing: you don't know if you're talking to a real femanon or some fat, ugly faggot who's fapping to YOU!

>TOPKEK

Bully op
she gives in and posts her snap
brokenbitch.jpg

Neat

She probably took a nap after work or something, she’s usually more active in the evening. I wouldn’t be worried unless she isn’t here for a few days. Interesting video though, I always figured it was some elaborate larp, poor thing.

she's been around here whoring for years did summer start already?

>neckbeard detected

>Topkik

eh it's fine, i don't have a phone. thanks for trying tho.

You don’t have a phone??

Why a video on it?

orbiters

Of course. Wouldnt make sense if it didnt lol

But they're not

Not like I'm adding these people back so they cant reply to me

why would you post it if you don't add anyone....

Wtf is this shit?

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How hard is it to post a webm? I'm a totally different user and I don't even really care, but I'm just saying.

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>You are not special for having a vagina, they are half of the human population.
This

im not wasting my bandwidth on you

discord
==
.gg/z7ZENy3

That would take too much effort. Something about you just doesn't make much sense, but who cares?

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take your femanon faggotry back to /r9k/. tits or gtfo.

So last thread I was in I asked which ring I should get my girlfriend is the middle ring the better ring to go with still?

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So if you really won't post tits (please reconsider, no face is fine) please describe your breasts and relationship to them. Bra size, areola size and placement, nipple protrusion or inversion, do you flaunt them, how do you feel about the attention they draw. It's for my sociology class.

kys imagine orbiting a fat welfare girl who has sex with immigrants

>Imagine being this angry about a few questions directed at someone else...

This chick is lame, but I'm tired of the comments on Mexicans. They have no relevance whatsoever.

After hearing this shit I no longer like you, which is fine but I welcome the day you get exposed who I can watch your life be ruined.
Amazing how you'd suck a dick with foreskin that's like blaming a guy for the size of his dick like he has any control over the size of his dick.
I am not mad but I find it pretty sad that you blame a guy for what his parents did.
If you want your child to be subject to STD's you shouldn't have kids nigga.

yeah they just feed and house the trailer trash girls like OP and take all our jobs

not mad you're just pathetic OP won't follow rules of Yea Forums and is a abomination of a women

You guys are retards. You bitch about many blacks having no jobs and then you bitch about groups who take jobs. You're just going to bitch no matter what, so both these groups should just carry on with what they do.

muh feelings let everyone do whatever they want! typical dumb hole

Nah

Yes I still like the middle

Eh user my tooth is starting to hurt I dont wanna have to bother with silly tit questions

Lmfao none are immigrants. Born and raised here

Wow you're a new level of tard...I hope you dont have kids sir.

You are not special for having a vagina, they are half of the human population. If I wanted to know something about what it's like to have to have a vagina I'd of asked by now. If you would like to start a tit's and time stamp thread or any other thread that doesn't involve you getting free attention because you have a vagina that's fine. Classic female's lusting for constant attention. TITS OR GTFO

I see you don't know what immigrant means either

LMFAO FUCKING RELEVANT
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Pic related

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what do girls like in general ?

Im going to kenya this summer and im looking to get some choco pussy, how would one aquire some this kenyan delicousy?

son of immigrants he's still a immigrant and browner then the last shit I took

>rules of b
Kek

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Are you allowed to have swagger on your first sex opportunity?
Or do you have to act according to your rookie status and be timid and acknowledge that it's your fist time and remark about how it's all new to you? How many times do you have to do it before you can act like a suave veteran?

You're fucking retarded.

If that's the case then everyone in the US is an immigrant. They're all decendents of immigrants. Yes that means white people.

what makes you think I care about your greasy bf family yikes you're retarded

You must really care since you keep talking about it you stupid faggot

you keep bringing it up I didn't ask you anything. you just keep replying cause you love attention

Lmfao I cant believe you're this fucking stupid.
Please keep talking its hilarious

Sigh, disappointing. Well, if you aren't even willing to follow the premise of your own thread, what value is the thread? I wont be back.

says the attention starved 29 year old on Yea Forums

Says the loser that's obsessed with me lol

You're obsessed with me you pig

"He is in love with me,he's obsessed with me ! Get out of my dick brah !" Hear that ladies that's the battlecry of someone who just lost.

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Lmfao wow your comebacks are just so damn hilarious.
Keep digging that hole user

You look like an ex of mine that I ghosted lmao

Well I've never been ghosted by a bf so lol

I've been helping a friend with some stuff they are going through and I think it might be close to being fixed or solved. I slightly feel sad about this though because I really liked spending extra time with them, talking more, and trying to help. Now that it might be fixed we might spend less time together. I feel guilty that i can feel like this at all; I should be happy that my friend is feeling better. Does this make any sense, and does it make me a bad person to think like that?

I dont think so user.
It just means you enjoy their company and will miss it.
You should maybe just be honest and took them that you've enjoyed helping them and that you 2 can continue to hang out more

It's a bit messy because I'm working on getting over feelings i have for them that aren't shared. I dont want to seem like im not accepting how they feel and trying to force how i feel onto them.

I need someone to be weak so I can help them. It won't be the same if they're fine and don't need help. I wish they had a terminal illness.

How do deal with loving someone who doesn't love you

side-zipper skirt user here

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find someone that does. it's not worth your love if you don't get love back. keep them close though. who knows what the future holds. but don't bet on it. assume the worst and plan for it. if something better happens you'll always win.

How do you prevent this person from drifting away from you? How do you actively engage them so they know you're still there?

How do you then encourage them to form the same feelings as you?

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