Sell me this pen
Sell me this pen
Nathan Edwards
Christopher Hill
No, mine now!
Liam Mitchell
You can have any pen you want except this one
Jeremiah Hill
Like fuck, I'll gut you for it. It belongs to me.
Matthew Cooper
Consider what would happen if you had this, OP
Easton Green
Isn't she a beauty? This is a very exclusive model, the Norwegian royal family is known to be quite fond of these.
But let's be honest: nobody truly needs this type of high high end manufacturing quality, comfort and design. I've got exactly what you need. Take a look at these. Absolutely timeless and ideal for any every day writing task you throw at them.
Xavier Reed
MINE! I WILL RAPE YOU IF YOU TOUCH MY PEN!
Samuel Cook
bump
Josiah Lewis
Buy this pen.
Connor Diaz
It's a one of a kind tool, used for perfect precision. It takes a master to wield it. Are you a master? If not, you can't have it.
Xavier Sullivan
It's toasted
Ryder Bell
I have one question for you: Why fix something if it isn't broken?
With a sleek and efficient design, this pen will handle any task thrown its way! Not only does the ink reservoir take full use of the length of the pen, but the lack of material used in the design means it isn't costly to get another as soon as this one has written its final squiggle, which, I assure you won't be for some time.
Isaiah Smith
This pen was once inserted into Britney Spears pussy. Never washed. Give it a good whiff. It's yours for $10. I throw in a notebook just because.
Bentley Carter
I was going to go this exact route, but I was going to say retrieved from Scarlet Johanson' ass.
Asher Anderson
> hands you a piece of paper
> can you write your name for me user?
> oh i don't have a pen
> well you're in for a pleasant surprise because I'm selling one mofo
Easton Carter
When you buy this pen for $1000, I promise to donate $500 of that money to the Campaign to Re-elect Donald Trump, thus making libtards cry. Making libcucks cry is surely worth even more than that no?
Zachary Campbell
Ok sir that will be 99¢
Andrew Green
I already did.
You can send your check for 10 thousand dollars to PO box 616, Phoenix, AZ.
Payment must be made within 72 hours of receipt of merchandise. Failure to do so will constitute fraud, in which case all of your personal assets will be seized.
If you're under age your parents will be held responsible for whatever debts you may incur.
Jayden Butler
You're a clever little cunt aren't you
Leo Reed
Buy this pen or I’ll kill your dog
Josiah Collins
It's a good question.
Dominic Young
This is the correct answer from the movie
Elijah Diaz
wolf of motherfuckin wall street
Henry Davis
That's all anyone ever says after that fuckin movie
Eli Long
This pen was invented by anne franck
Ayden Robinson
Fuck...
Matthew Collins
Write your name down on that piece of paper
Oh you dont have a pen?
Here ya go.
Supply and demand
Brayden Morales
nigger you too slow
Hudson Reyes
Rape me. I'll get the pen and some pennis
Henry Martin
If you dont buy this pen I swear to god Ill kill myself
Lucas Flores
Pen is mine but the sex is free!
Landon Butler
Well you see, we do most of our writing on computers these days and most communication is digital. The rare times we do use ink its mostly in a printer, the last time i used a pen was to address and envelope. In all circumstances you arent really going to need a pen, so you might aswell give them all to me.
Owen Campbell
Pen can fit in pooper
Joshua Mitchell
*borrows pen*
*writes down a dollar denomination*
Sign here and it will be yours.
No pen.
*Sells you pen for 10 dollars and immediatly destroys offer paper*
Sorry you took to long good doing business.
Lincoln Baker
Heu
Grayson James
Three motivations to buy: fear pride greed. You can't buy it for a lower price (greed), everyone knows an user with a pen looks smarter (pride) and this is the last one I have at this low low price (fear).
Adam Allen
So she got a prototype of a ballpoint pen before they were widely available? That's really cool. It's a shame that such bad things can happen to good people.