Aliens are attacking earth. They are demanding to hear the most epic rock song ever created or they'll annihilate earth...

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How would they judge the best rock song..
Just blow us up instead of waisting time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=RcMt6zI7VkM

youtu.be/EFjEp79zaNw

Eat my ass if you disagree

Firework - Katy Perry

youtube.com/watch?v=PhiSgXz_l20
Powerwolf - sanctified with dynamite

Say about them what you want but you must admit that this is some epic piece of rock music:

youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

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>Doro

Are you in your late 50's, german and ride a motorcycle?

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shit, and i thought i was user here

Hi John.

Overplayed like a mofo

>rock song
>katy Perry

Devin Townsend.

Ziltoid the Omniscient Album

All other entries need not apply

youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

>John
not a very common german name

youtube.com/watch?v=28T5N7Z-02c

Well...

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ndv1QPviEo

Cemetary Gates by Pantera

youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
i realize its colossal faggotry but its the best song ever.

>Pennywise - Bro Hymn Tribute (the version where they are just bawling in the microphone)

youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw

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k whats a common name in Germany?

Europe - Final Countdown
or maybe Bohemian Rhapsody

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Death to all but metal - steel panther

>inb4 Mohammed

they must respect this.....................youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Max Mustermann

Nice, my trips confirm this picks gonna safe us all

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youtube.com/watch?v=1iK_bu_z6Bk

reminds me of hi school.

I hate that song SOOO much.

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I saw demon burger live, bretty Gud.
Voting for amon amarth, nordic gods are aliums anyway

fucking hell. just one?

AC/DC: Whole Lotta Rosie
ZZ Top: Gimmie All your Lovin'
Deep Purple: Child in Time.
Motorhead. Overkill.
Black Sabbath and Dio: Heaven or Hell.
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
Pink Floyd: the Wall.
Clapton: Cocaine
Zeppelin: When the Levee Breaks
Rolling Stones: Gimmie Shelter
Fleetwood Mac: the chain

any of them

>AC/DC: Whole Lotta Rosie
Thunder Struck

youtube.com/watch?v=lVA3Q4APHFA
(GNR - Don't Damn Me)

I bet you're pretty excited for 9th grade to be starting soon, huh?

why not this?
youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

Architects - Nihilist

Welcome to the jungle

youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

youtube.com/watch?v=D7C9F3YmgAY&t=30s

The Australians will save us once again
youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

youtube.com/watch?v=HRD6TthkgOo

Tribute.

Hi user, I think you might want to check out this server.

https:\discordapp.com\invite\bBaZXcp

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yes

you could have 10 just from each of AC/DC, Motorhead, or Zep.

But I figure for great rock, Whole Lotta Rosie has a slightly better riff. though Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap runs both of them close.

but so many other contenders.
Blue Oyster Cult, Joan Jett, Alice cooper, Cream, Hawkwind, the Who, later Sisters of Mercy, Billy Idol... Hell, if you count metal as a variant of rock, Maiden and Judas Priest.
impossible to say just one.

THIS

Die Ärzte - Deine Schuld

youtube.com/watch?v=kRrP-bZvD2s

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youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8

honestly, fucking fantastic, but how the hell didnt we work out he was gay, I will never understand.

Brilliant song, brilliant performer. Still got it in his 60's too.

>Cream,
C.R.E.A.M. Cash Rules Everything Around Me

King Crimson - The Konstruktion Of Light

/thread

youtube.com/watch?v=qa9zJBOqNhs
STEEERRRRRRRRNNNNNN!

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kek, yeah, lots of the stuff from back then seems kinda gay nowadays

agreed

YMCA while screaming "fuck off space niggers we're full"

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youtu.be/0JmRM4LB3yc

SHOW ME WHAT YOUVE GOT

you're doing it wrong

only realistic choice

This is related to space so....

youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

when you have to play the greatest song in the world, you obviously play The Greatest Song in the World.
youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8&t=07s

there's "kinda gay", and there's leatherman outfits with studs, belts, skintight spandex, and carrying a whip and handcuffs on a belt.

short of fucking a guy on stage, there's not much more Halford could've done to light up the gaydar.

Jesus Cringing Christ do people actually listen to this shit?

There's so many but Jimi Hendricks Star Spangled Banner is good.

youtube.com/watch?v=MwIymq0iTsw

not him and yes. i like tenacious d VERY much!

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-IUB62zDlA

youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko

youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

there's can be only one correct answer, and you will find it here.
youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

strong contender

youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

if you get to show them the video, sure. So much sideboob

They used this on in Star Trek youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

shit, nostalgia-ed much there

Were dead...

right? i filled so many tube socks to this vidya

lel

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

10 minutes of me smacking rocks together while sitting on the ground

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Looks like he got the reaction he wanted.

Sympathie for the devil?

I love queen but disagree. A kind of magic is their best album.

kek, i (and probably your mom) would support your idea.. earth is overrated anyways.

implying he didnt samefag

Youre all a bunch of 15 year old faggots...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o

youtube.com/watch?v=EDB0dUWZUK8

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Tribute.

Or this one
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco

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there can only be one

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>What do you play to them?
Well, it's obvious. Play the best song in the world (or they'll eat your soul)
youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

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Judas Priest - Painkiller

but its just a tribute
didn't you get the memo?

I like Cypress Hill, but you've doomed us all.

i can't quite put my finger on it, but somehow i like it

this is perfect because they won't stay

>nice

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Leona Lewis, Hurt.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

...

That might do it

I expect this song to save us all
But i have my bet on this youtu.be/uuBETyA_yxc

you play War Pigs

youtube.com/watch?v=oTeJo1WV0o0

I am the mountain by stoned jesus

21st Century Schizoid Man -- April Wine live version

Yee haaaaw!!!!

I'm gonna go with Unleash the Archers - Awakening

youtube.com/watch?v=gqUPGa15Oto

AC/DC would have to 'Have a Drink on me'. Not just the riff alone, but the whole gestalt that perfectly encapsulates the era and genre.

Not to take away from anything Bonn Scott did...

Was there ever any doubt?

Interstellar overdrive by pink floyd

Sails of Charon - Scorpions

Astronomy Domine was better.

I agree, but for the aliens? I believe interstellar sends a better message

raining blood

I don't think they'd be impressed by being told to set the controls for the heart of the sun, though, so better keep that source secret.

youtube.com/watch?v=3zuEfmmCA5s

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
Or echoes.

immigrant song obviously

THE ACE OF SPADES

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Echoes was my second choice, but set the controls might lead them to believe we are stupid enough to drive into a sun.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
>Ahumba-a whee!

You sir are a connoisseur of fine music.

youtube.com/watch?v=mi74Oswr_Vc

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well i guess it would have to be something by dream theater
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVMIk3xYaYo

Woah...flashbacks to the midnight movies when I was significantly younger.

My buddies and I got thrown out of the theatre more than once for screaming along to the courtroom sequence while blasted out of our minds on cheap weed and beer.

found the normie

youtu.be/0k9SjMpAxRM

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Winrar
fuck off space niggers
RIP Mr Kilminster

youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c

I get schwifty, obv

Love how people here think that's some kind of insult. lol

Faggot alien bastards wouldn't even be able to cope with this
youtu.be/K6_zsJ8KPP0

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

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Earthside - The closest I've come

jesus christ you're not even posting rainbow in the dark?

+1 internets for you

but -5 internets for being a fucking faggot

big cringe

I know its metal and not rock but just try and tell me this isn't the most epic shit you've ever heard
youtube.com/watch?v=2MucTX8i6z4

The 2000s want their ringtones back.

Crawling by linkin park

>I know its metal and not rock

Since when isn't metal rock music?

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Thunderhorse

wretched poster here. I definitely see a difference between rock and metal. rock is primarily clean vocals with an emphasis on rhythm and v/c/v/c/b/c song structure. metal is a lot more varied though. that being said, prog metal is for fags and both rock and metal can be super cringe at times.

kys yourself

Yeah bro was going to post this

youtube.com/watch?v=2cOYzDtpEmI

Without a doubt. And if you think otherwise, try to hit these notes. You failed. You're welcome.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
I saved the Earth. Give me your daughters.

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Metal is a sub genre of rock
youtube.com/watch?v=z6QgND6sXbc

wanna know how I know you're gay?

I would have posted the battle of evermore

I dunno man. I would call metal something entirely different from rock. I understand it had its roots there but it's definitely become a different beast as of late.

Devin will save us

just join the dang discord already youve seen it posted so much what do you have to lose?

discord
.gg/ppStQb

60

The only thing that distinguishes metal from the rest of rock is distortion and speed

youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

The problem i have with that song isnt that its bad, its quite good. It just every fucking normie chooses that song when they wanna listen to Queen and not the myriad of much better songs they produced

Tribute

In the light by led zeppelin

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the only thing that distinguishes rock from pop is distortion and speed

Killer Queen is the only Queen song worth posting in this thread

Foam born (A) the backtrack/ (B) the decade of statues/ Informal gluttony/sun of nothing/ants of the sky/prequel to the sequel/viridian/white walls. Otherwise know as Colors

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youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

used to like them before I graduated college.

Death will reign-impending doom

We're all wrong sometimes.

and here was your chance to be wrong. I'm glad you took it.

Focus - Hocus Pocus

youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI

youtu.be/Gu2pVPWGYMQ

Ohhhhh yeeeeeaaaa well....you're a faggot

nice dubs
youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

unironically good suggestion

>not posting nails
>fifty
youtube.com/watch?v=c4nV8WV-EDY

>be me
>be 20
>play d&d
>friend dismembers favorite mini
>heckin grudge
>same friend brings girlfriend over
>im not over my mini
>she's hot
>point out bois personality flaws
>he's an asshole
>she worries he might be abusive now
>reassure her he will be
>niceguymode
>she dumps him
>start hanging out with her
>friends brother hangs with us
>after day 2 brother admits year in the making crush
>evilsmirk.jpeg
>hypes up my boi
>she thinks he's creepy
>play life with the 3 next day
>he makes move
>swiirrvveed
>makes out with me everytime he leaves room
>takes my guy home
>girl wants to stay over
>slip my willy in and outa her blasian kooter
>feels like a sly boi
>repeat cycle
>bois catching on
>"she's playing us bro"
>willy womps her again thar night
>she after talks about how good mystery other man is at fuckin
>nani??
>been fuckin me, mystery guy and ex
>looks like i wasn't slick
doesn't matter had sex

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youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
so we gonna talk about epic rock and not acknowledge the time that boy george took a male prostitute hostage?

Oh heck why is that here not on board.

Johnny B. Good

Fucking Child in Time... Amazing song

youtube.com/watch?v=tKlVYJTSzuU&fbclid=IwAR0VCFj2lIaTDd9_e_RbEk5etM6c-K-cU3of40NjYZuQIso1ib0jecLEThI

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt06PFWkJ1I

youtube.com/watch?v=aP5ikQpTR3c

wow how is 8th grade treating you?

youtube.com/watch?v=trGX3ET3jTQ

youtube.com/watch?v=tJX4rmzQFm8

how have you niggers not posted steam powered giraffe yet
youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

Pour some sugar on me.

youtube.com/watch?v=MCSsVvlj6YA

youtube.com/watch?v=0BLcCM8nPYQ

youtube.com/watch?v=zGKJOve4Pqk
the song to sum up all of humanity

>the most epic rock song ever created

Quite literally: youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

falling in reverse Just Like You

youtu.be/U2UGY84KY_4

stairway to heaven

Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross

youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18

youtube.com/watch?v=BKGNvo8WTrA

Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

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awww I remember when I first started wearing a training bra too

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

MONTANA Frank Zappa 1973 "Overnight Sensation."

youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4

throw on some nickleback, high five the aliens and prepare for everyone to burn

Journey: Don't Stop Dreaming.

Just a small town Goy...

Classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=smZA9Jv3qH0

Funkadelic-Maggotbrain
youtu.be/JOKn33-q4Ao
Or
Axiom Funk- Pray my Soul
youtu.be/CcwEEu9yF7w

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Sin's a Good Man's Brother
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdKSlQOBYE

Foghat - Live and Loud album
Fool for the City
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jCEe4bh-k

>you play War Pigs

First suggestion I could get on board with. The rest of you listen to shit.

spaghetti hoops

>newfriending this hard
>also probably samefigging
>or ba8t
>or retardation

I play them this
youtu.be/UppyPzIb5Y8

youtube.com/watch?v=H7KTRpmeTdM

>ctrl-f
>XcQ
>0 results
what is this faggotry

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youtube.com/watch?v=fvQ2CP8Ew6Q

>"but WHICH one of their songs?"

>"any of them, all of them"

that doesn't make it bad though. its just that its been collectively ruined by too many people wanting to hear it.

He meant this one
youtube.com/watch?v=oo5rP_1k4lo

12 hour loop of cotton eye joe

Necrophagist -Foul Body Autopsy
youtu.be/3wf5s7AQ310

Child in Time

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High voltage

Yeah, I saw that Rick And Morty Episode, too.

>/thread

Rock music is fucking limp though . Play some metal and blow them out of the sky

Rock is fucking limp though , play some metal and blow them out of the sky .

I get tenacious d and have them play the song referenced in "tribute"

It told me it didnt post this one . Woops my bad

Dogs by Pink Floyd

youtu.be/biAXmyv3NGY

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Cygnus... Vismund Cygnus

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Play Tiny Tim - Tiptoe through the tuplips

Let the billions of useless eaters stupid human cattle oxygen wasters reckless breeders be annihilated.

Sit back, watch the mass purge and enjoy the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM&list=RDMMcdmhyEqCINM&start_radio=1

youtube.com/watch?v=jnw7Hi6iIKE

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHXCAqR9B40 soil the stillborn - infant annihilator

So extremely disappointed no one has said "Halo 2 Electric Guitar theme song" as we wipe these alien fucks off our planet whether they liked the song or not.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1YxHZPcMaQ

good taste

weird numbers

...

that's not the greatest song in the world though, it's just a tribute

youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

Great song. Prefer this video though. All those millions of people is awesome.
youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY

youtu.be/tH4wH1qbdcA

thank me later

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youtube.com/watch?v=aid2vMbCNP8

can anyone tell me if this counts as dubs?

You're right....live is so much better. Also makes a great entrance song. Not the greatest video quality but you get the idea from the good ole days. youtube.com/watch?v=Oi05tTtFBPg

Old mans child- Plague of sorrow... cuz fuck those guys.

vimeo.com/314994398

youtube.com/watch?v=JWWTTpDgolM

Nigger

this
youtube.com/watch?v=8_5MzxdWLKw
tho anything from gamma ray should work on ayy lmaos

or this if we wanna show how ebin our vocal chords are
youtube.com/watch?v=GAJw5usJWZU

or this if we want to be inducted into the intergalactic federation
youtube.com/watch?v=o-89U89sZao

youtube.com/watch?v=VdGMkYFTTrg

Demolition Hammer - Neanderthal
youtube.com/watch?v=x_7-dxSOQ8Q

come get some ya alien basterds
youtube.com/watch?v=tbZHJKkzlgM

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darude - sandstorm

youtube.com/watch?v=cyOGwCjyOW0