My mom at age 21. What would you do to her?

Dont forget to make him atm then barf up the spunk on his teddy bear

Damn, I bet she ducked cock like a champion.

I would for sure put my dick between those lips

ok op ill play.

first the romance though, I'd take her out for a nice dinner and a couple of drinks, it's kind of awkward but we're both awkward people and just happy there's no crazy long silences in the conversation.

She has one too many drinks and my roommates are away for the weekend so we go back to mine.

Neither of us really like the other that much, but I'm really horny and lonley and she's desperate for any kind of validation since her last boyfriend broke up with her.

We have fumbly, awkward foreplay but she's too drunk to notice now.

we have sex, but I haven't wanked in 3 days since we made the date because I was worried I would have trouble getting it up when nervous.

3 days was too much and I nut way faster than expected, finishing inside her instead of pulling out.

she's getting drunker by the minute, apparently those 5 drinks are still kicking in for he lightweight liver. She barely notices and passes out. I go to sleep.

She akwwardly leaves in the morning without saying much. don't really talk to her much after that.

6 months later she shows up on my door, pregnant.

she's keeping it, 'I don't have to be invovled if I don't want to' (which I obviously don't).

pay alimoney for 18 fucking years and the kid turns out to be a piece of shit internet neckbeard with a hard on for his own mom anyway.

spend the rest of my life hating the accidental creampie wallet black hole of a shit tier human I accidentally humped into his half unconcious cunt mom.

Marry her and raise you as my son of course.

Son?

I would reck that bitchs vaginer so bad it would end up on Yea Forums 25 years later and youd fall out of that thing within 3 weeks after my seed turns you into the autist that you are

Stab her in the uterus to prevent you from ever being born, user.

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tell her to use contraceptives.

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l-lewd!

the kek

a gentleman and a scholar appeared.

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Nothing

>these aren't my glasses..

Nothing

so.. you'd just stand there? It's your hotel room, brah. She just went in there and took the fucking bed.

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Surgically remove her ovaries to prevent you from ever existing. Faggot.

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oh shit nigger wrong thread lol

woah..

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moar

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