Help me out Yea Forums what should I say to this niggress?

Help me out Yea Forums what should I say to this niggress?

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She's interested if she talked first. Try seeing what films and shit shes into then if you think of a joke just say it don't think about it to much. could be a trap tho she might have nigglets running about

Dude you suck. You’re a beta bitch. I can tell by your responses. Just be lucky if she lets your autistic ass get in her

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ask if that's her natural hair colour

I know

What's she saying now?

Just say id much rather hear your shitty jokes in person then on here. Lets grab a few drinks and bullshit later tonight.

Asked hair the stupid hair color thing cause couldn't think of anything better or anything funny

This is actually perfect

negros lengua mi ano

Dumbass. Don't try to be the funny guy through dating apps. Girls are super insecure and can't take sarcasm about their looks. You can be sarcastic but not anything with their looks.

This would have been much better

Based

She's a strong one. Turn the tables

Whyte were you a bitch in the first place?

You suck. Level up your game. You need practice

She rly wants white cock up her ass. Give it to her user

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It's time to chew ass

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I'm trying. This is the 3rd girl iv ever talked to on dating app.

You totally suck. Practice on real life bar whores first.

I walked into the bar once with a trench coat, a nice suit and a big wallet. Black chicken were all over me. Was it a lie? Yes. But it's power

Chicks * wish it was chicken. I was pretty hungry.

well at least you got a good profile if the chicks hit you up first

Roses are red
Fields have grass
You're cute
Lemme eat that ass

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It was a the mental debate of the century. Black buns vs chicken tendies. I knew in the back of my mind it was all connected

>I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

update? she said anything?

She'd probably fall for that stale pasta

this guy gets it

God dammit

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ahahaha jesus

I feel like punching op in the dick and cutting it since he is crearly never going to use it. You need a slap in the face son, get your shit together. I can't believe there are so many virgins in Yea Forums. Now i see why

Say sorry it was my attempt at a shitty joke. We need to see each other in person because we suck at text

I hope the way you are replying is a joke, otherwise you should an hero asap

whoa Yea Forums pulling through with a good post. not the best but better then anything OP's autistic ass would blurt out.

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Uhhhhh guys can be funny thru apps....

>virgin detected

30 seconds after I messeged her fuck haha. Didn't know Yea Forums was full of alpha Chad's all of a sudden

There's still some hope. Just reply with," Yeah, you make seem like it's natural because you look so good in it. Unnatural for your kind"

>your kind

Your a beta, betas react.

Your not making new topics, suggestions or plans. Your 'going wih the flow" and your failing.

damage control is not attractive

Shell reply baffled and then reply, "shitty jokes you see?"

Do not do this.

>your kind
just tell him to write "I thought the only red thing in chimps is their ass"

Hoping she doesn't reply honestly. Thanks for the good advice some of you

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I like it OP.

Op is so bad at this we can be sure if she goes out with him, its a robbery setup...

>having such weak game a nigger wont even meet with u to rob u

not this

just reply"no, the black"

>"shitty jokes you see?"
way to sperg it up with to many words, you were given the answer and you still got it wrong ffs
"shitty jokes you see?"

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Spaghetti everywhere

Can you read? If you're naturally sarcastic/funny in person that can work through text but don't TRY to be funny if you're not actually funny. Especially when it has to do with their looks. Negging is fucking dead.

>having such weak game a nigger wont even meet with u to rob u

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Negging is dead?

>dont worry son, youl make sex to a girl before u die.

fucks with that eye

Stop projecting your virginty. I've fucked plenty.

its pretty clear I suck at this. Any words of wisdom for the next one?

Doubt it lawl

wait and see what she says first before asking us user

stop, think about what you'll say next...its shit, don't say that

This one is going better than you think. Remember to try to get to the point quick. As soon as you can say We should meet up and have a drink

Before

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Saved.

After.

Just because you're a raging permanent incel dosnt mean everyone else is.
I also posted this

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tru chad move but did she take the bait user?

ah she did.

there is nothing involuntary about it, i'm simply to lazy to create a email account n'shit.

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she just needs a couple hours to have dreshaun round up the rest of the niggars to rob you

Well what would you like to know, sugar?

This

I don't date niggers

Yeah she did. Came over, played along with the whole breaking in story, made out drank some wine and smashed.

For anyone having trouble with online dating logistics is huge as well as having your shit together. Living 5 mins from the city, where there's a university with huge sororities makes it much easier to get laid. If you live in a small town get your shit together and move to a city. Having a nice place also pays dividends. Don't even attempt online dating if you don't have your shit together. Money>pussy

roll

i'd drop the sugar (&thhe comma in case you're retarded) unless you can pull off at least 50% of that confidence in person, think long game on the off chance you succeed.

tru that. OSU campus is 10 min from my apt. the quality of tindr hoes around my area is almost 10/10. Just be normal and have a decent space and its almost like guaranteed pussy

Strong indications that you are autistic chum....

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Did that and she asked for my cell #. If I don't get robbed by niggers thanks guys

wanna smash?

Cross out the number and show us

god speed user

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Yea I have a really bad habit of saying lol I try not too

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Godspeed user. Don't be afraid to smooth and cool and you'll be fine

You got any body pics of this bitch?

My buddy actually told me a story where his friend went to meet up with a tinder hoe while he was on a business trip. Met her for drinks and went back to his hotel room where he blacked out. Woke up the next day not remembering anything and his asshole was killing him. Went to go look for her account and it was gone. His watch was gone as well as some cash he had and laptop. After going to police he found out that it was a notorious scheme strippers/prostitutes do when they are in bad debt. She roofied him, stole his shit, and pimped out him while he was passed out.

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no, the black

you dont need our help. you're doing a good job so far

Aaaand it's a catfish.

alright, tits

"Only if you send me a pic of something you'd think I'd like"

Semi believeable until you brought up the pimped out part

updates?

just texting a bit about our jobs and what we do

Not sure if this would kill the mood, but when you get her more comfortable ask her for a time stamp before you meet so you don’t get raped by Tyrone or something

Actually am pretty skeptical because I live right in the hood and it says she's like 3km away

What does this even prove?

This

Na its to soon for that a few days maybe

Your starting to make we wonder bro. Remember she hit you up first. Id call her and talk on the phone. If she seems legit, meet in a public place.

Could you send me a pic of your pussy please? My mom thinks I'm a faggot.

Ask for her Snapchat

Listen to the song “dead wrong” by warren g and be careful user.

ay shout out to you for that recommendation

Damn I was going through your previous screenshots and was convinced you fucked it up.
Godspeed and bleach that queen.

oh god, this is some quality b8

OP better have a big dick

Si....si....

From her?

So you are replying her something or is it a Spider-Man thread now?

Look at this bitch cardi b, she is talking about that shit: blacking men out and pimping them to trannies

Spidey time

OP at least give us some pics of this chick. Also nice job on getting her digits.