g/fur gay deerboi thread
G/fur gay deerboi thread
Tyler Russell
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Mason Brooks
Aiden Barnes
Kevin Hill
Xavier Ortiz
you disgust me and all the people around you
Benjamin Morris
What color are my girlfriend's (your) panties? I won't even have you take them off, I'll just slide them to the side and prod your hole with my leaky cock
Carson Jenkins
Nicholas Phillips
Leo Sanders
Those huge balls are wonderful.
Joseph Cruz
Okay
Yay!!!
Take pics!!!
Christian Brown
thanks hehe
Ethan Stewart
Alright I'm not about to RP this early in the morning
mayyybe
Nathan Flores
But they're grey
Jacob Bell
Mason Thomas
More like gey :^)
Thomas Sullivan
Adam White
Alexander Cook
Brandon Lewis
Wonder if I should even bother with grindr today or I should go out and buy a bottle and play darkwwod like I was going to but put on my backlog.
Adrian Richardson
Go out to a bar and find a cute boi to fuck.
Henry Lewis
Theres only old men at bars.
Sebastian Williams
I'm sure there are at least a few cute bois, and if not then you keep looking.
Ryan Young
CALIFORNIA
A
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Isaac Scott
im in in this state!
Colton Ross
Charles Ross
Yay!!
Colton Gomez
I already sent some guys who responded to me on grinder some face pics, lets see if they ignore or just straight up block me.
Jack Cook
are you in norcal and do you have discord? I'm sure you're gonna say socal and I'm, too, going to be so disappointed.
John Allen
Brandon Rivera
yeah, im in socal, sorry bro.
also im going back to bed and going to try and not be sick at the end of the day.
Sebastian Harris
Josiah Hernandez
Kevin Allen
I'm gonna try to get some more sleep too. Later guys.
William Wilson
aww shucks, that's how it always is. I hope you feel better, user. whenever I'm sick I just try to sleep it off, keep sleeping until it goes away.
Jace Morgan
Andrew Martinez
Those panties are wonderful
Carter Kelly
bye
Brandon Thomas
Oh, goodnight. Or goodsleep. 10:45 and all.
Robert Collins
Connor James
Julian Stewart
see ya, sleep well.
Wyatt Butler
Daniel Long
Nicholas Collins
Leo Murphy
Kayden Moore
no better feeling
Lincoln Watson
I heard this is where all the degenerate women reside
Oliver Rogers
I'm so glad I left Commiefornia.
Jose Ward
Eli Bailey
I want to dominate a big guy
Cameron Reyes
I want to fuck a homo in the ass.
Michael Hughes
Jacob Allen
This thread's pretty gay, I ain't no homophone
Samuel Cook
Xavier Hernandez
We are too
Hudson Kelly
Jayden Wilson
I'm one of the guys you're replying to and I'd flee if I could and will when I can. I hate this state so much.
Joshua Bennett
Angel Williams
You have to stay. America doesn't want more shitty califag refugees.
Charles Cruz
Justin Reyes
Cameron Powell
Oliver Murphy
Nolan Edwards
I have some used underwear to stuff in someone's mouth
Camden Martinez
I have a dick to stuff in someone's mouth, still havent gotten any takers.
Elijah Garcia
thats because you're nibi and we're tired of your shit
Jace Rogers
Carter Taylor
Im tired of your shit. How about you stop hogging all the sex?
Juan Perez
Lemme fuck just one time and id never talk about sex again.
Hudson Cook
how about you stop being a whiny ass hoe and chill out so you can get laid
Chase Ramirez
I do that though.
Still cant get laid.
Anthony Young
It just happens sometimes. For an autistic furfag 4chinner you're probably better off letting it come to you, which takes forever but it happens. Better than being brutally rejected for being an ugly creep.
Luke Edwards
Nicholas Myers
So you're basically telling me "Shut up so you can die alone"?
Camden Ross
Xavier Allen
Zachary Ward
Tyler Stewart
Ryder Collins
Easton Davis
Owen Lopez
I'm just saying I failed any time I tried, but after I stopped looking I found a bf.
Jaxon Harris
Adam Thompson
Hunter Cook
Hay you thought that, maybe its because you're actually attractive so you had a chance?
Chase Gray
Jack Ramirez
Henry Gomez
Luke Jackson
i'm attractive and i have a bf :)
he's not a fur but is ok with me being one
Ethan Harris
Jonathan Taylor
Lincoln Long
Only attractive people get relationships and sex.
Juan Powell
Levi Wood
I don't think I am, but I'm naturally very skinny so I got that going for me. Maybe he was attracted to me because I was genuinely nice to him without expecting sex in return?
Adrian Campbell
no, just lower your standards. and go on grindr or pof or something. use dating sites. sex is super easy if you ask people
Dylan Green
Alexander Rivera
Joseph Ortiz
Why'd you have sex with him then? If that was your mindset you should have gotten into a sexless relationship with him, hmm?
Adrian Bennett
Henry Stewart
he said didnt expect. just because you dont expect something, doesnt mean you wont get it. that's called the lottery
Brody Russell
>no, just lower your standards
Ive tried with 1/10 guys. Going lower would be going for animals.
>and go on grindr or pof or something. use dating sites. sex is super easy if you ask people
I have been on grindr for three years. I am literally on it rn
Jaxson Perez
want to fuck?
Carson Morales
Except thats what I do when trying with people?
Luke Torres
Because we started dating like normal people? We started off as friends, we didn't fuck immediately.
Cameron Richardson
Ive been trying to do that for 12 years.
Cooper Taylor
That's the problem. You reek of desperation.
Isaac Russell
That last few years ive opened up to "Maybe just a hookup/fling/one time deal would be okay but I cant even fucking get that.
Brandon Price
That's because you have more information but not all to draw your conclusion. I dont tell people that im flirting with.
Luke Torres
if that were true then only people like celebrities would ever have relationships and the population would drastically diminish.
Leo Butler
There are a lot of attractive people though. The 2/10s and 1/10s like me dont.
Matthew Reed
Justin Brown
attractiveness is relative, and mostly up to who is looking. even 4/10 people are considered attractive by someone, I don't believe you think you're a 1/10 because if a 5/10 person could be considered ugly then 1/10 is already an animal as you say. However 5/10 is average looks, nothing special. So 1/10 isn't THAT bad.
Bentley Adams
>attractiveness is relative
No... No its not. Its a scale.
>even 4/10 people are considered attractive by someone,
Wrong
>So 1/10 isn't THAT bad.
That means you die a virgin.
Easton Roberts
then pay somebody. Not a high end hooker who can choose who can pay fuck, not some low end crackwhore who wants drugs and will give you diseases in return. Middle of the road. The kind who won't have diseases and who isn't so classy that they can choose to pass up a client they don't like. When trying to get it for free fails, there's always money. And if you say "I don't want to pay for it" then you also aren't that bothered with losing virginity for the sake of losing virginity. You're looking for something more meaningful than swiping the V card finally.
Camden Powell
Xavier Walker
>then pay somebody.
They would take my money and not let me fuck them.
You dont understand how people treat 1/10s.
Aaron Watson
Sex is overrated
Seek a real relationship
Evan Perez
first of all, you fuck then you pay, and if they say no then they're making enough to the point they don't need the money and will choose. At this point I just don't think you're serious about losing it. It sounds like you want someone to like you for you then fuck you.
Robert Morales
What's a real relationship? Where im in a relationship with someone and they wont let me have sex and they get railed by someone else and I pay all the bills?
Im not being a fucking cuck.
Jonathan Wilson
I mean it's not what he wants and it's always going to be the same complaint every time.
Aaron Adams
Jose Morales
Does that SOUND normal to you?
Justin Reed
>first of all, you fuck then you pay,
That's not how it works, they want pay then fuck.
>At this point I just don't think you're serious about losing it. It sounds like you want someone to like you for you then fuck you.
That would be more desirable than a Fuck-n-go, but im too ugly to love. So I leave a lot of options open, except in reality, no options are open.
Ryder Gutierrez
These days, yes.
Andrew Lewis
Austin Morris
then you may have to find someone who isn't even a whore but is desperate for money. Not the best way to do things but hey, you'll get sex.
something has warped your reality then.
Aaron Baker
Join military, leave commiefornia.
Pretty easy.
Josiah Lewis
Im very rooted in reality, you people arent.
You live in some "Just world" La-La land.
Jason Gonzalez
Late response is due to speaking with someone I know at my next duty station, and someone going to that duty station with me.
It's not that I don't like y'all, it's just that I don't like anyone.
Colton Thompson
No I live in a world where normal relationships don't regularly involve cuckoldry (I'm IN one of those normal relationships). The world is not just but it's not as bullshit as you make it out to be.
Logan Rogers
>No I live in a world where normal relationships don't regularly involve cuckoldry (I'm IN one of those normal relationships).
Just
World
Fallacy
You wont the lottery and think I can do when the game was fucked from the start.
Samuel Flores
>noob spotted again
Okay new guy
Go back to ur corner
That's not a real relationship, unless you're more autistic than me. And that's saying a lot Nibz
James Diaz
I am more autistic than you.
You can actually get laid.
John Bennett
Well I can't make you see past any illusions.
Carson Foster
I can't say I will have any luck helping him anyway.
Ethan Bennett
God damned homosexual animals are ruining society
Isaiah Robinson
Nolan Perez
The vast majority of people can. Finding a mate is part of being human and most people succeed.
Benjamin Stewart
Alexander Cruz
Then that just only further proves im subhuman.
Asher Young
Nolan Stewart
Jacob Bailey
Anyone else getting hungry?
Andrew Mitchell
Yeah, i'm on a 600kcal a day diet, 200kcal per meal so i'm starving.
Jace Morris
Yeah I should go make something.
Andrew Brooks
Charles Sullivan
actually ordering pizza with the bf right now.
Oliver Ward
>with the bf right now.
Low key bragging
Camden Reed
Which one of these uglies should I try with?
Henry Lopez
Not even low key imo
Gavin Barnes
Got! Babe, it's got!
Haven't been laid in yrs
That's why I said corner!
Starving
Hospital food isn't great here
Adrian Young
Chadler!!!
Carson Harris
Not even that ugly, lower your standards maybe, if you are the dude that keeps complaining about never being able to get laid an being uggo
Tyler Cruz
Below them is dogs
Eli Foster
I could very easily live with that, though I am nearly always borderline underweight.
I'm tempted to order something as well, but I'd prefer making my own meal today after needlessly fasting.
Always heard that hospital food is horrendously bland. I think I'd end up fatally undernourished if I had to be booked into one.
Robert Ortiz
Yeah, but if you are uglier and have never been able to get with any of them you have too high standards
Ayden Nguyen
Hes not online
Isaiah Jones
Michael Cook
i'd do some cooking but i'm lazy.
Carter Cox
Wasn't really trying to brag about anything.
Samuel Ramirez
Can I still talk?
Robert Watson
Bullshit
Jace Foster
>tfw no cutie here to make food for
Andrew Howard
I'm gonna do a USA drive from coast to coast, gimme location and I'll dick/ass you down if you wannna, like a bro..
Elijah Watson
wisconsin
Luke Sanders
I know the feel, old pal.
My dinner is Plum liquor and Chuhai's. Alcoholics, unite!
Angel Howard
Brody Morales
I'd count it as making food for a cutie if you make it for yourself :)
James Butler
I can balance it out with my stomach can barely handle garlic and I shouldn't be eating cheese anyway.
Matthew Mitchell
Jacob Bennett
Doing Cali to Maryland, I can manage the swing up there most likely. @HeebyJeeby. I can cook pretty okay chicken/steak dinner.
Nicholas Rogers
The only thing I cant eat is processed meats. (Well I can but I get gas)
Shit you find in the frozen section of the store, or nasty fucking jerky.
Isaac Hill
Doubt
Elijah Nelson
Just remember to hydrate yourself to avoid waking up like a shrivelled corpse.
Aw, that's sweet~
Wish the lack of physical contact didn't bother me so much though.
Ethan Jones
Austin Harris
twink ass ruski
Cameron Thomas
I think my body has a problem with processed meats too. I still eat them though.
Gabriel Gutierrez
I choose when I get to MD, as long as it's between the 20'th of June and 15'th of July. If I decide it's worth my time, I'm happy to help.
You knew me as a lesser alcoholic, I'm experienced now. Killed a full bottle of the Suntory Plum liqour, onto the third Chuhai now. I know what I'm doing now.
Jacob Barnes
Then you're stupid.
And stupid people shouldnt give advice.
Aiden Torres
I don't do a lot of physical contact even in a relationship. It's not much different than not being in one besides having someone to talk to and sometimes touch in the sexual parts.
Jack Diaz
You'd make up an excuse soon as you saw me like everyone else or those pricks on grindr who block me immediately from a face pic.
Grayson Parker
I mean it's not a major problem, it's more stuff that's heavily processed to the point you can't really call it meat anymore. I stay away from that kind of stuff. I usually go for stuff that's not processed. Just straight up cuts of meat.
Nicholas Fisher
good lord dude, put a mask on and do it anonymously if you're that desperate.
Lincoln Allen
How about you taste my meat.
John Lopez
I'm most likely losing around 1kg a day on 600kcal, you'd most likely not last for long before going full skelington
Samuel Robinson
Hit me up on Tele, and find out. I'm nothin special myself, just a permanently pissed off mechanic.
He's doing it user though, dunno what you're talkin about. I see no name on the post.
Jonathan Evans
Because im ugly, I dont deserve anyone is what you're sayin.
Nathaniel Perry
People can see through masks.
Connor Nguyen
I dont have tele
Justin Wilson
no thank you, I appreciate the offer though.
Jaxon Mitchell
You managed to get that first bit correct.
I'd much prefer a few good tokes of quality weed and a couple glasses of wine. The hangover just isn't worth it any more. Gets worse with age too.
Hm, but something as simple as cuddling each other while watching stuff together is a very valuable experience, in my opinion at least.
1 kg a day? That sounds a bit of a stretch.
Jeremiah Evans
No one deserves anything, you only get what you are able to with your own hard work, and if you are a gremlin go try to hook up with other gremlins instead or going for the average looking folk. Too high standards my dude.
This is the type of diet you do when you are preparing for a gastric bypass, 1kg a day is not unheard of, especially at my weight, 165kg.
I know 3 people who did it and for the first 2 weeks or so you really do fall like crazy in weight.
Adrian Johnson
>Discharging from hospital late responses
Worse
Microwave dinner in a plastic bag. Not a lie, ask Snarf. He was a cook for this hospital system.
I thought nibi would like it because it's a Chad and he luvs luvs Chads
>slams dicc on desk
After U succ!
You can. Just enjoy the toddler responses from him.
Ian Morales
>and if you are a gremlin go try to hook up with other gremlins instead or going for the average looking folk.
I literally posts a bunch of gremlins though.
Adam Collins
I want to be Chad. I want a twink/femboy.
All twink/femboys want Chad, and if I was Chad, they'd want me and id be happy.
Gabriel Collins
...
Aaron Martin
No those are average, your standards are wrong.
Thomas Robinson
It is a fairly valuable experience, also calorie restrictive diets are one of the better ways to lose weight. If you're not meeting daily standards your body will lose fat and therefore weight, it's the simplest way to do it, but you also have to stick to it. It's simple but it can be hard at first.
Levi Turner
Your standards are fucking wrong you blind mongoloid
Xavier Gomez
don't slam your dick too hard on the desk you'll end up like the guy who popped his dick, and I'll just enjoy the responses he gives to others. The least amount of work for entertainment.
Lincoln Morgan
You're the one who can't get laid while i am the one getting molested by both dudes and dudettes.
Pretty sure i have more experience in the matter
Charles Bailey
Well shit, that's all I got, fuck.
Never had a hangover that lasted beyond 600MG of Ibuprofen, a quart of water, and a few cups of coffee.
Joshua Lee
>you'll end up like the guy who popped his dick
It's rude to talk about people you know