Is there a good reason why you are not part of poppy.church? Any?

I’m at work so I ain’t clickin that shit nigga.
Can you just give me the cliff notes version please?

>billy elish is everything Poppy was supposed to be
How? Billie Eilish is extremely annoying and not supposed to be mysterious. She is just a skank.

its a fucking youtube video you retard.

Shes literally a carbon copy of poppy you fucking idiot. Except her music is famous kek. Both of them are equally fake and useless IRL

>mysterious

What is mysterious about poppy? Shes been debunked.

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>Girl and her handler make mysterious videos on youtube that seemingly make no sense, hundreds of them already
>Turns out it's all about MKUltra slaves in the music industry and she is playing the role in all her videos, music videos and interviews
>Girl and her handler make music, has okay success
>Starts her own religion (not official [yet])
>People can join poppy.church to talk about Poppy and maybe chat with her once in a blue moon

Basically the story is that she is a slave programmed to make more slaves (which turns into a real game by real people being obsessed with her on the internet) but the real handler is almost always hidden behind the scenes and even behind that handler apparently there is someone else.

You can argue that the mainstream success didn't work out yet but carrying the story into the real world did work out and still does.

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>Supposed to be
Read pls

No shes some german guy called sinclairs 'art project' but he abandonded it after she didnt take off like she was supposed to, now shes basically a living dead meme and people like billy elish and kesha have filled the space she was supposed to have.

Yeah, I’m not watching a YouTube video right now nigger, if I wanted to watch you tube or any other video I’d be doing that, not browsing /b right fag?

You're the worst shill I've ever seen kek

Saying nigger makes you sound fucking 12.

Brainlet logic, tabs exist for a reason. Neck yourself

Lmao what the fuck. You are getting at least 2 things mixed up right now, probably 5

Titanic sinclair was the artist that started 'poppy' Or do you genuinely believe in some sort of conspiracy theory?

>The handler is hidden behind the scenes

Hmm, I wonder who that could be?

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I love her long exotic feet tbqh

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Nigger nigger nigger nigger.
U mad nigger?

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It's still his project and he is still directing everything and he is not German or anything like that.

Brainlet logic that I don’t want to watch a video with the volume on or with headphones on while I’m at work?
Do you work at all fag? Or associate with other humans irl besides your mom?

She was supposed to be a household name by now. Shes a fucking dead meme. I hope you're getting paid to shill her kek

>can go on Yea Forums at work, caching 100s of porn pictures on the network.

>too afraid to go on one youtube video

You're an idiot.

if wherever you work has an IT department, you're just racking up loli thumbnails and shit on your personal IP you stupid piece of shit.

Poppy is supposed to attract outsiders, not normies. The project was never cut out to be a massive mainstream success. But the retarded lawsuit the butthurt failed Poppy version started sure hurt the brand

Went to the site, was trash
Nobody cares about this yid puppet tart
Kill you're self my man
Here's your (((You)))

Meme all you like, you’ll still be black until the day you die

You couldn't even have seen the site without sending an application lmao

beautiful long feets

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And dick thumbnails too

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What is phoneposting?

bigThink.emoji

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It does the same thing regardless if you're on your phone or not
Lrn2network lel

So you cant skin a video with volume down on your phone, thats even more retarded. Kys.

Guess they changed that then JEEZ

Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!! Dis is the holy place. We must worship Poppy now! ^___^

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trannynig?

Three words for you boi
yid
puppet
tart

so either you're so so stupid you think watching a video on your phone is suddenly dangerous at work as apposed to scrolling/posting on Yea Forums. Or you're trying to save face by saying you're phone posting. But really you're freaking out at the idea the IT department as a fucking alphabetical list of all the illegal shit you've scrolled past on Yea Forums

how did you know ya little scamp :^)

Mars Argo is a dumb cunt. Couldn't handle being laid off, had to ruin it for the other girl too.

I'm a detective ;)
You're alive? I thought you were in prison

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this is probably one of the most pathetic attempts at forming a cult with braindead autists that I have ever seen.

Is your desire to belong to some kind of group so powerful you can't see you're being manipulated? Kill yourselves but unironically.

>Is your desire to belong to some kind of group so powerful you can't see you're being manipulated?
That’s the current state of the status quo...

Me too
They tried to inject me with teh ghey but I beat dey ass boah

How many attempts have you seen exactly, list them all

Cellular data network? Or?

Tf?

My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks
: (

336*

>list them all

kill yourselves
people are constantly trying to create cults here. If you didn't know that then I hate to tell you this (not really) but: you need to get back to red dit lad. We don't need any more cancerous newfags like you getting suckered into the next stupid internet cult and lowering the quality of Yea Forums for everybody else.
kys

So now you're no longer doing Sock And Bustin, that's too bad. Rest in peace, famboe lainey freud.

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It's weird and amusing at the same time how much hate Poppy gets seemingly out of nowhere but how this also helps her so much because all it does is make people join her site to have a place to talk about her and give her more money.

Is it that time already oh noes

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Wow, when I never heard about them but heard about Poppy then her cult must be a lot better than those.

It's weird how absolutely pathetic it is that you are enslaved to a stupid whore lmao

unironically neck yourself
kill poppy before you do it
murder/suicide plz

Any device you access with is going to cache those thumbs user, regardless of the access method.

SEETHING trips

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I wouldn't put any ol' feets in my mouf but those I'd definitely if Poppy let me.

>Pay 20 dollars for her to post on your wall
>Not even full proof that it's really her who posted it
Fucking lol

read my post again

then go act on it

only the most pathetic, cringiest beta males have anything to do with this psychotic cunt.

I think it is her because while that can be faked, the phone calls can't so it might as well all be her. Doesn't take long to post something

>paying to talk on the phone with some dime a dozen thot

LMFAO

Poppy is going to change the world and you're gonna be whining in the corner because you missed out on this great goddess.

jej

>Implying I can uphold a conversation with anyone let alone Poppy
rofl

You can get your own video for 1000$
Now THAT cannot be faked.

Might aswell get yourself a high end whore at this price
Atleast you can lose your virginity
You know what, forget what i just wrote
You don’t deserve losing your virginity

*stops interacting with you on twitter alltogether because she knows you will miss her and join her site*
Based?

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God I wish I wouldn't get off to being manipulated. The only thing worse than falling for this is doing it despite knowing better kek

lmao so this is the power of DELUSION

NEW SONG TONIGHT BOYZ
By her and her band

I hope it's better than Voicemail. That song was absolute ass. Had a good feeling after X and then that came out, big yikes.

Icky Babies are a guitar heavy band so it's probably better than Voicemail.

> " Is there a good reason why you are not part of poppy.church ..." ;

Haven't got a clue what you're talking about, tbh:
anyhow, I am an atheist and totally disinterested in an any form of :
> "... church ..." ;
related scams.

If you really want a
> "... good reason ..." ;
why I am not :
> "... part of poppy.church ..." ;

..... it is because I have no interest in the sort of parasitic leeches that try to get something for nothing, by pandering to fucking stupid people that believe in tooth fairies, unicorns or totally implausible, so-called, "deities" :

of the "poppy church" or any recognised "faith", "denomination", or any other worthless "cult" you care to mention.

>Buying a naked cat so you can dress it up
Cute

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I want to KISS a Poppy
owO

does Poppy have a penis. No? then fuck off

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