Shit you wish you knew earlier in life thread

Shit you wish you knew earlier in life thread.

I'll start.

>Women are always available if you're willing to commit and to lower your standard.
>Working out gives you more energy, motivation and literally cures mild and modest depression
>Marijuana isn't addictive, but you can get addicted to marijuana
>23 is still young. The best day to get your life in order was yesturday, the second best day is today.
>You can learn social skills by practicing
>Pornography exposure makes you demotivated, and in bad cases makes you attracted to same sex.

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>The Pillsbury Biscuit™ containers don't completely explode when you open them.

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>OP is a boring faggot

Don't get married

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You had me all the way up to that last nugget OP.

Mine:
>Don’t get married
>don’t get married
>don’t get married

Don't lose your identity in a relationship. Always do the things that inspire you and make you who you are.

Be careful who you commit to, they might not feel the same way.

Always save some money. Even if it's the bare minimum. It's important to have the routine and cushion for the bad times.

Avoid debt even if that means sacrifice on your living standards.

Don't pass up genuine opportunities to fuck chicks. Don't be a pussy around women.

Don't have kids with the wrong person.

Even if someone can't see your value, doesn't mean that you're worthless.

Save as much money as possible during economic growth. Buy property during recessions.

>Even if someone can't see your value, doesn't mean that you're worthless.
This is a good one but hard to actually achieve.
Don't let your self worth depend on other people. The more you self improve, the easier it gets

you seem to have your shit together, I need some advice.
I had this twitter account I used to watch gay porn and I wrote some awful stuff about myself and my gf in there a couple of months back, I totally forgot about it until my gf fund it yesterday.
My gf and I have an almost dreamlike relationship, we trust each other with our lives and love ourselves with so much intensity it sometimes hurt, I love her more than anything in my life but after this I doubt I'll ever earn her back.
We messaged a lot about the mean stuff I told about and she says she doesn't knows me anymore but she'll give a last chance to be with her. She says she loves me but through her eyes I'm no more than an hypocrite, irresponsible, sissy idiot that always finds a way to mess everything up.
I feel absolutely hideous, yesterday afternoon we had the best sex of our lives, spend the time drinking beer and talking about life while dancing and singing, and right now all that I want is her to break up with me.
I'm torn apart between telling her to break up with me or try to earn something I know I'll never get back. We had something so beautiful and I just messed it up in the most terrible way.
I criticized her core believes in a very cowardly way, I used her deepest secrets I knew about her to attack when I felt vulnerable the day I wrote that shit. I just want to stop this, end it right away and move on with my life instead of dealing with the guilt I have for having betrayed the most gentle and pure heart I've known.

just message what you wrote to her

>pornography exposure

y dont u tell the truth and just say (((tv))) in general

Write out your thoughts like you did just now. Gear your writing as if it's meant for her to read. Explain yourself as much as you want or can.
I believe that IF (big if) it works out your relationship could be stronger than ever. It's like discovering a whole new dimension of honesty
I can express myself a billion times better in writing, and it lets me think slowly towards a point. Whereas in face to face discussions I contemplate and hold back my true feelings.

I hung out with a childhood friend I've had a crush on forever. We drink. She made a move on me and said she's always had a thing for me too. She tells me she loves the frat house and sorority people she hangs with and there's kinda another guy but i dismissed it. We fuck arohnd for a few weeks and I notice she's getting distant. Sh said the other guy finally asked her to be his gf. She told him no. But at a party got fucked up and the whole frat house started calling her his gf like he was already together with her. She ended up choosing him over me even though she told me I'm perfect, I make her feel comfortable and genuinely herself around me. But she wants to "persue something she started before I came back into her life" and asked me to wait. But my philosophy is I don't care what you do before me, it's what you do after. She said she knows we'll be together and wants me to wait and see what happens. I don't want to be a second option. I don't want to be obsessed with someone who's hurt me so profoundly. I just wanted to be happy with her for the rest of our lives. But I won't be able to forgive her or give her another chance. I want to fight for her. Is there any way do you think?

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No point in waiting, no point in fighting. Even if you fight and win, at this point in her life you're the backup.

Move on. Find someone else. If it works out later, great. If not, fuck it.

Quality advice for the kids (and anyone, really).

I’ll add that when you’re fucking a chick, actually fuck her. Not saying you need to facefuck her and go painal, just don’t be afraid to fuck her good and hard.

Sex ain’t necessarily about romance all the time.

Lol. U don't know shit about life

father johnson can't be trusted

>U don't know shit about life
probably true for everyone.

why are they all so mean

Also communication is key, if your partner doesn’t seem into what your doing don’t be afraid to ask what would work better

Bitches be trippin' man. They want it all and end up with a bastard baby. She's being stupid, and not necessarily mean, but it's very selfish. Don't do this to yourself. Ignore her. Talk to more girls and you'll see how crazy it makes her.
Cockroaches always come back, bro.

1) Traps are Gay.
2) For every "one and only love of your life" there are 10,000,000 other bitches out there that would be every bit as good - you just have to go find them.
3) Don't give 3 fucks what other people think about you. Stand straight, look people in the eye, behave in a manner consistent with being a reliable trustworthy man, and the world is yours.
4) That said - EVERYONE gets fucked several times in their lives - DO NOT take it personally. Everyone hates everyone else, and when you do get fucked by someone in business or relationships or life, stand it like a Man, and learn from it. Move on.
5) Save money where no one can take it from you. Always have some cash on hand.
6) Get Out. Go places, see things. Learn how to be alone in strange lands and not feel weird.
7) Drink the wine. Eat the steak. Dance with the girl in the corner. Laugh at how ridiculous this life is. Laugh at yourself.

Listen to me, young faglets and you will have a good life.

>having a gf atm for 4 years
>shes very cute and lovely but not rly the beast, maybe 6/10
>shes on vacation for 2 weeks
>today her friend comes and wants to drink
>she has a bf aswell but shes hella nice 9/10 and also has nice attitude
>try a move or no??

Although you're memeing, this is not wrong

Wisest words in thread.

Always mount the female. Always. You only regret the ass you didn't get.

Life is about trading upwards.

Make a sober decision, not in the heat of the moment, listen to your gut, and then stick with it.

This is true up to a certain point, although I'm not sure where exactly that is.

If the female is willing, my policy is just to mount it. Note: We're not talking about underage or land whales.

Just skimmed thru the thread and this faggot has it all figured out

>have gf
>she gone
>her friend wants to “chill”
>she also has bf
>wat do?
No chicks will hangout with a guy just for the sake of it
She probably is trying to give you an opportunity to get her in bed without her having to feel bad about yourself since she expects you to do all the work

Thanks user ill notice that

Porn has actually made me hate women. They get
to sell there bodies. even it they are only mildly
attractive. women get whatever they want in life
whenever they want it. its not fair

this the last one

you're such a faggot, anhero please.
And potem is actually not that easy, dane goes for Men. Have you ever even bothered with acting?

Are you fucking retarded?

>>Women are always available if you're willing to commit and to lower your standard.
That is true
Just lower your standards further
Obese and paralyzed chick s oit there dying to get laid or in a relationship
OP is reyarded
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