Rate my condo

You call this minimalist? Fucking americans.

Rate my condor

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IKEA/10

Nice purple dildo...

What a fucking whore.

i mean, where tf does he keep his gold?

soo.. u a girl? You know the rules

pretty cool mate, will need some more pics tho

not bad, that tv table is a bit sketchy tho

Interesting fridge placement. Pointless TV. Light in bedroom, why there? No mousepad, catgrass?

4/10

>that brown turtle-neck
kek

Thats not very nice....
>Pointless tv
How do i watch star trek with bf without the tv?
Also why is it "interesting" to have your fridge in the kitchen?

You have the eyes of a hawk user...
I dont need no rules

>bf
gheeeey

yes, girl. So more pics of your dildo, and tits of course.

what you need has never been our concern.

That bedroom door is hella ugly.
Also that lamp is freaking low.

Heres the vibrator
But boobs are off limits
Thats cold user....
Bet you kiss girls you raging fairy

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Because you have two computers and that TV is small enough to be a computer screen.
And that wasn't what I meant.

Living in a box/10

Its a comfy 31m2

You a euro chick or what?

Btw, the SN30 pro is nice.

Vart bor du?

A tiny little peak at one boob?

Too much stuff
2/10

I uppsala området
Europoor for lyfe

whats that for a keyboard ? looks dope

Svensk ja, ikke overrasket. Med det interioret måtte du nesten være svensk, norsk eller dansk. Men ja, typisk fin nordisk leilighet.

Men den TV-losningen må du gjore noe med.

ok, ser mysigt ut

condo/10

Seriously, you live in a fucking box.

Dont we all user
Tack

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yeah, but it's the quality and partially the size of that box that matters. Her box is probably better than the cardboard box you live in.

Quality? It looks like an Ikea "dorm-room collection" clearance sale

Tits or gtfo.

rätt mysigt, men gillar inte förstaplanslägenhet.

Am i supposed to believe your moms basement looks much better?

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pretty cool condor. 8/10 cus i want a video

Första plan är lite meh...
Men den var billigare iallafall

Are you a girl or just a faggot who likes a vibrator?

>inb4 replies with only text

Jodå det kan jag tänka mig!

vi fick aldrig se tronen (toan). Är den lika stilig som resten av lägenheten?

no, my mom is a saint. i swear!

Get a proper closet for a professional wardrobe. Other than that it's white/brown with not enough plants comfycore. Do you need the desk lamp? Also, make your bed and bolster it up a bit. No girl wants to sleep on that.

Cancer. Don't ask for advice and then find excuses.

Im a freak of nature user
Här

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Fräscht. Ser verkligen inte ut som majoriteten av sveriges äckliga lägenhetstoaletter.

tillbaks till förstaplanslägenhet. har du också problemet att folk fönstertittar? Har datorn i perfekt vy för folk utanför så jag drar bara ner rullgardin, kek

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absolutely disgusting
FUCKING CLEAN IT

Cleaning day is tomorrow

looks like you said that for month

This fucking guy amirite

10/10

Comfy/10 but needs more style and different everything.

My studio. Im a 20yo chemical engineering student trying to make ends meet. cant fucking wait to get a real house.

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This is what I have, on the 9th floor with great city views from the balcony.

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small/10

Alright you guys you made me do it. Here a sneak peak of my holes. enjoy i guess ....

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Good try but youre not me

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dont believe this guy. pls stop

Ikea/10

mm thx so much, you look so cute!

omg youre hot! would suck your holes dry!

yeah didn't believe it either

bet you have a better bhole than that

wow femanon. Id smash them holes hard

spot the virgin

Nice one. Pls more

Dont worry. No one would believe him. Trust me. Pls post some tits

wanna lick it

atleast post tits
no need for face

don't forget timestamp

tits or gtfo

Whats wrong with Yea Forums these days?

Lol just said i had a bf itt and you all think id show my nether regions

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Looks good. How much per month?

>carpeted floor

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Mortgage+rent comes out to like 600$

I agree. But beggars can't be choosers

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No, I posted a pic of me already. No timestamp. Either accept it or leave the thread ^^

so what?

Oh youre such a lil slut. A lose pussy out to be. Lowlifer mom... mmmm love to fuck girl like you and then convince them to fuck other dudes as well.

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You're posting those titts you blacked slut.
Either accept it or leave the site^^

Now youre just mean. I was never blacked btw

IKEA/10

Im the ikea queen

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fucking nasty cus it's hard to clean if you get a spill or have animals.

You can't easily change/choose pattern like a loose carpet.

imo, wooden planks look better and if you don't like it; buy a new carpet that you can move around

kek, thought the same thing. and she probably thinks she's creative

haha hey ima so cr3ativ3 my house is progressive minimalistic. The smaller the cooler

Cringe fags who think minimal is good. Houses getting smaller is cool? I dont want to live in a cramped up dump and pay the same rent as I would pay for a much bigger place

Im avrage in creativity
But I'm also not rich so ikea is what i can afford

Needs more color and polished wood smh.

Eurotrash / 10

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Yeah it's nasty and I'm not allowed to have cats/dogs due to it. Got myself a tarantula to compensate though. His name is Lindemann

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Tits or GTFO

Overpriced shit hole dude , looks like the home of a social-path.

>Overpriced
Litrerally the cheapest condo in town when i bought it
We live in a capitalist hellscape after all.

600 bucks is cheap for rent assuming you live in a proper city

I live in a small town of 6000 people

Eh probably still acceptable if you're a student or whatever. If you're an adult you should probably look into getting an actual house

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>Getting an actual house
Those cost like 300k here
And my monthly salary is only 2k (before tax)
Its not realistic anytime soon

That's a cute fucking tarantula you've got!
Do those live long? I've heard some can live up to 5 years

Thanks mate. Have had him since he was but a spiderling, he's about two years old now. Not sure about how old they can get tbh

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Better get something bigger if you're ever planning to start a family

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pretty impressive. Your buddy might live +5 years then!

i'm just terrified that they'd bite my hand if i held it, but i still wanna hold a tarantula, lol

Ikea furnished, looks like shit. You can get way better quality stuff for the same price used just have to look around and do some actual work.

KANKER WHACK

Some tarantulas are safe to handle while others are more risky. Though it helps to realise that no tarantula's bite is deadly nor hurts more than a wasp's sting

Really? Hmm that actually helps. Thanks user
might end up holding one of those bastards one day

My wife wanted a french provincial look for our apartment

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Do you like it tho?

>chess board
look how smart i am

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Hand made from italy

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I love it the style has grown on me in the last few years expensive to get the look right.
Pottery barn and provincial furniture store has been our main stores we have been buying from to get it right.

All these tiny pads. I thought I had a little ass house. Damn. Glad to be Murican I guess.

Like living in a series of small closets.

The closer to the city you get the higher the prices are for me it's close to 1 million AUD in my area for my apartment and houses are 2 million plus.
2 suburbs over less than a 15 minute drive is 4 million entry price for the area.

How much was that table there?

$2000 for the dinning table it's hand made out of Chinese oak

not bad. I like it too, i cant lie. Whats your job? Did you pay it or you share the costs?

Im an operations manager for a metal fabrication and fittings company and my wife is a HR manager for a big food catering company.
Everything is 50/50 in our relationship as far as cost goes.

Interesting job. What did you study for that?

I didn't study i dropped out of school when i was 15 and found work in warehousing.
3 jobs later and 14 years experience i worked my way up the ranks.
If you have good work ethics and are goal driven you can do anything.

what happened to gecko?