I squeezed my dick so hard it made a popping feeling just like a zit does when you pop it

I squeezed my dick so hard it made a popping feeling just like a zit does when you pop it

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=q48Fp0-1xAY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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If you did have any evidence I would be in prison.

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Now do you head

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I've heard this one before.

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i have yet to present this to the authorities

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Yeah i'm still freaked out enough by it to keep repeating it, i can't jerk off because there is a bruise on the tip of my penis.

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Because there is no evidence. I have committed no crimes recently.

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i saw you though. >:C

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You work too much.

If you did I'd have already been incarcerated.

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I still don't understand how you managed it.

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James. Come and cuddle me.

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you'll see

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You can permanently damage your dick that way and make it so you’ll never get hard again, but judging by the trash you’re posting, the world will be a better place if you’re unable to have sex.

Keep squeezing

Who?

Not if I get my eyes cut out.

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My power is beyond your understanding.
Also my own, didn't think my dick could break so easily, now i just hope that it isn't permanently fucked or i'm going to have to blow my brains out
Yeah nah, won't be repeating that again.

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Also rude, consider swallowing a bullet.

Hi, Squishface.

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Good morning

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Oh hello.

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I need cuddles, James.

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For why?

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How's it going?

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Not too bad at all. I'm going to start drawing soon. Like, in an hour or so. Got my brushes cleaned and they're so nice and pretty again.

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I hunger for the flesh of a bovine cooked to the specifications that the outer layer of flesh is gray, but the middle is pink, I'd even take less gray and a tad red but not raw.

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Exciting times, are you full of inspiration?

I'm not sure how to feel about spending the next 10 hours in nearly total boredom at work.

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Not so much inspired as much as itching to get back to work.

You should bring a book. Or a gameguy or something.

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I hunger for ass.

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Gib me your butt.

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As soon as my dick has healed enough i am gonna slut around so much and never take my penis for granted again

Only if you give me your nut

1 time I jerked so hard I got a callus on my d

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My tailbone hurts like hell

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'Kay.

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There a higher res of this?

It's g-growing! o/w/O;

Yep, this right here.

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Been sitting on a tilted stool is why
You seem like a really cheerful guy, bet you are a blast to be around

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youtube.com/watch?v=q48Fp0-1xAY

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I am be sometimes.

Those kinds of children will grow up to be happy adults. They're grateful for simple things like fruits and vegetables. That kid who got the banana and went fucking nuts and, like, danced around while eating it and high fiving everyone? He's already a winner.

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Pix or it didn't happen

Oh, the Lorre poster replied to me...

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Why wouldn't I?

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My catte is taking up all of my bed space reeee

Because I sense your time is near and I require more zombie slaves.

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Wouldn't happen. When my time comes, which is still some ways off, I will blow my brains out.

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Perhaps you could bluff an old man with a headless and limp corpse but all modern necromancers are learned in the art of headless zombies. Your move.

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Do i kick my cat out of bed or should i yeild it to him?

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Elohim would never allow ME to return. Not again, at any rate.

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ew...re-used corpses....if I wanted the likes of you I could just go to craigslist.

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Not anymore you can't. It's why I'm a resurrectionist.

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Give into the kitty.

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Very well, he can stay for as long as he wants to.

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This site makes me gay

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This gay makes me site

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whats that image from

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Now gib me your D.

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Brazil

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>horse without horse dong
ehhh

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This one is good.

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It's the best there is, Google.

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Squirrels can be really cute.

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more fat ass bois!

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