I squeezed my dick so hard it made a popping feeling just like a zit does when you pop it
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April 18, 2019 - 06:04
If you did have any evidence I would be in prison.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:05
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April 18, 2019 - 06:06
I've heard this one before.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:06
i have yet to present this to the authorities
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April 18, 2019 - 06:06
Yeah i'm still freaked out enough by it to keep repeating it, i can't jerk off because there is a bruise on the tip of my penis.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:08
Because there is no evidence. I have committed no crimes recently.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:08
You work too much.
If you did I'd have already been incarcerated.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:11
I still don't understand how you managed it.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:11
James. Come and cuddle me.
April 18, 2019 - 06:11
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April 18, 2019 - 06:15
You can permanently damage your dick that way and make it so you’ll never get hard again, but judging by the trash you’re posting, the world will be a better place if you’re unable to have sex.
Keep squeezing
April 18, 2019 - 06:17
Who?
Not if I get my eyes cut out.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:17
My power is beyond your understanding. Also my own, didn't think my dick could break so easily, now i just hope that it isn't permanently fucked or i'm going to have to blow my brains out Yeah nah, won't be repeating that again.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:19
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April 18, 2019 - 06:21
Also rude, consider swallowing a bullet.
April 18, 2019 - 06:22
Hi, Squishface.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:22
Good morning
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April 18, 2019 - 06:22
Oh hello.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:25
I need cuddles, James.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:25
For why?
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April 18, 2019 - 06:27
How's it going?
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April 18, 2019 - 06:32
Not too bad at all. I'm going to start drawing soon. Like, in an hour or so. Got my brushes cleaned and they're so nice and pretty again.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:37
I hunger for the flesh of a bovine cooked to the specifications that the outer layer of flesh is gray, but the middle is pink, I'd even take less gray and a tad red but not raw.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:37
Exciting times, are you full of inspiration?
I'm not sure how to feel about spending the next 10 hours in nearly total boredom at work.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:38
Not so much inspired as much as itching to get back to work.
You should bring a book. Or a gameguy or something.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:40
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April 18, 2019 - 06:41
Gib me your butt.
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April 18, 2019 - 06:42
As soon as my dick has healed enough i am gonna slut around so much and never take my penis for granted again
April 18, 2019 - 06:45
Only if you give me your nut
April 18, 2019 - 06:46
1 time I jerked so hard I got a callus on my d
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April 18, 2019 - 06:56
My tailbone hurts like hell
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April 18, 2019 - 06:58
There a higher res of this?
April 18, 2019 - 07:04
Yep, this right here.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:10
Been sitting on a tilted stool is why You seem like a really cheerful guy, bet you are a blast to be around
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April 18, 2019 - 07:24
I am be sometimes.
Those kinds of children will grow up to be happy adults. They're grateful for simple things like fruits and vegetables. That kid who got the banana and went fucking nuts and, like, danced around while eating it and high fiving everyone? He's already a winner.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:26
Oh, the Lorre poster replied to me...
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April 18, 2019 - 07:32
Why wouldn't I?
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April 18, 2019 - 07:34
My catte is taking up all of my bed space reeee
April 18, 2019 - 07:42
Because I sense your time is near and I require more zombie slaves.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:43
Wouldn't happen. When my time comes, which is still some ways off, I will blow my brains out.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:45
Perhaps you could bluff an old man with a headless and limp corpse but all modern necromancers are learned in the art of headless zombies. Your move.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:50
Do i kick my cat out of bed or should i yeild it to him?
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April 18, 2019 - 07:51
Elohim would never allow ME to return. Not again, at any rate.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:52
ew...re-used corpses....if I wanted the likes of you I could just go to craigslist.
April 18, 2019 - 07:54
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April 18, 2019 - 07:54
Not anymore you can't. It's why I'm a resurrectionist.
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April 18, 2019 - 07:56
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April 18, 2019 - 08:06
Give into the kitty.
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Very well, he can stay for as long as he wants to.
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Now gib me your D.
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April 18, 2019 - 08:39
Brazil
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April 18, 2019 - 09:00
>horse without horse dong ehhh
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April 18, 2019 - 09:26
This one is good.
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April 18, 2019 - 09:26
It's the best there is, Google.
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Squirrels can be really cute.
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