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Fry it with butter.
why didnt you have a daughter instead
What am I looking at
He’s too cool for butter
Why is he a nigger
He seems pretty cool.
Look at all that attitude.
Nigger skin
He’s a cool kid
He looks like a retard lol
O P E
It looks like a dick
What's its name
At least he won't post anime
source?
this is hilarious. babies are awful.
Shut up nigger lover
Kalvin
wasted
Lol
He postponed his birth!
Why's your thumb so short?
Yas bytch
dehydrate it
put a little hat on Kalvin. He looks cold.
Harsh holy quads.
How old?
Looks about 0.4 years
It's a girl.
>Image search
>0 results found
make that lil fetus fukkin dance m8
FUCking KEK
Wouldn’t that mean life begins at inception? Hmmmmmmm
how does one acquire a fetus?
Revive the Yea Forums space program just this once
Kalvin is straight ballin'.
Do you keep him in a jar or what?
Hello, yes, I am a redditor and I need a valve to release all of my pent up WACKY and hilarious ideas and moments that I've gotten built up over my stay on the 'ole sub! It's hard keepin' in line with the reddiquette and all...
ANYWAYS... looks like I've found such a valve...
Yess, yess... ;)
Indeed, Yea Forums is a shithole, but w/e this is the only place I can post freely ya know... without moderation or any of that kind of authoritarian garbage.
So give me a sec, I need to open up my meme folder so that I can join with you free boys! Looks like you're really SHITTING it up here, amirite??
okay, I'll show myself to the door....
JK, but seriously, whew, does it STINK in here of SHIT. I mean like really, a big ol' Chipotle-tier shit splatter guys, holy shit, shit blessed by god and Jesus himself! heh
Ah man I can't seem to find the DANG images, fugg.
That's a meme, right? Yeah, Spurdo benis hahaha :_DDDD FINLAND HAHAHA
Why hasn't such an exquisitely DANK meme ever gotten big outside of this shithole? Like really, it's one of the only redeeming memes from this dump yet nobody outside of it knows about it... Sad!
But seriously, all I've got are some ... eh... images of Emma Watson...
N-now don't get the wrong idea, It was only for "research," yeah...! Research... ;3
May aswell just text sHItPosT!
hAaaHAAahaHahAHaHHAahaHHH
i Am pErfeCTlY FinE dOc, I jUSt HaVe mUh diK iN A FAn AAaAAAAAAAaAAaaaaaaAaAaaaA
oh NONONONONONONO *WHEEEEEEZE* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ha ha, well, looks like one of the Admins on my discord server just messaged me about some "personal shit" he wants to talk about ;3 so it looks like I've gotta go! Byeee~
put me jn the screencap
It seems like it needs more time.
Have you tried returning it and getting one more ripen?
This
wasn't expecting to see an aborted fetus today but I sure am glad I did
Shut up quad waster anime lover
Beetlejuice
what kind of Pokemon is that
If I say his name 3 times will he come visit me?
damn the detail on the figurines they make these days.
Make me
You've got such a beautiful nursery done too! His mom must be pretty proud
Shhh. Little kalvin is going back to bed now
Possible Footloose epic thread possibilities.
Not my proudest fap
"oppa gangnam style"
I am assuming it is dead.
Did you give yourself an abortion ?
You know this is fucking sick!
What do you think your wife would think if she found out you were parading her child around Yea Forums like this?! Oh I wish I could find out who you are! You sick sick man!
You're not welcomed here
Shut up you faggot Boomer
Fuck off to facebook
Can we make some dinner?
pic related
Tie string around it and make it dance like a puppet
He looks pretty dope.
Goodnight Kalvin
sweet fetus dreams
What's that say?
"Merry Nupital of Buffalo?
Hahahaha they're angry
K
It’s not even real calm down it looks like it’s made from clay
Eat him you fat bastard
Now this is old school Yea Forums
>made of clay
are you really that retarded?
Post more pics of your nigger son faggot
Bump why isn't this front page too good to pass up
BUmp
Wake up you stupid cunt I want to laugh at your jellyfish looking ass more
Bump
Story?
Aww... Thread dead
You pulled him out of the oven too soon
That’s not very nice, Kalvin says apologize
Please do a checkem pose. I need it for my reaction folder
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
This please please please
>mods
>Yea Forums
autism
putt me in screencap!
mods?
make him dab lmfao
If trips throw him against the wall
MODS
samefag
Roll
Roll
ROLL ROLL ROLL
get
Roll
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C H E C K E D
Winrar!!!!!!!!
Aw yeeeee
chuck that lil nig
Kalvin space launch ready!
I want a Kalvin of my own
It's an alien bro. Are you sure you're human?
this is why i come here
FUCK YES THAT LITTLE NIGGER'S GETTIN LAUNCHED
MOOODS CP
a good thread on b? lol
its not p in any sense
it must have visible genitals to be p
also must be a c
not an f
Let's go, launch the nignog
Maybe it's a life sized baby, and his hand is actually huge, don't judge
Why is your child of the brown variety?
MOOAARR!
Quads of justice
I want two so I can make them fight
OH BABY A TRIPLE
The fuck? Why no context?
why in some pics are the eyes open and in some theyre not ...
Fuck yeah ROLL
bc kalvin is alive
Because it still clings to life. Foolish.
Winrar already landed, OP is a fag.
Timestamp your little turd of a thing
Roll
MODS DELETE THREAD
When you were never loved and probably rightfully abused and molested as a child.
>MF ITT the whole time
shut up nigger
wheres kevs mom lol
tendie
Fuck off fag, Kalvin didn’t do anything wrong
no u
Ahh dude why is OP faggot,not cool because he don't want to do it
*dindu nuffin
I don't have the time now but I want to put him in a supreme shirt.
Not the user that gave him the vap. pic saved for future shooping
Dang. You got me there.
Nice trips,user!
What have you got against fun, huh?
I need this too.
CP
CP
CP
MODS DELETE!!!!!
Dont be upset because your parents wish they had ripped you out like Kalvin.
Looks more like "mercy hospital buffalo". It's a hospital in New York.
nice b8 m8
"No one loved me, why should I care about some fettis?!?"
>mercy hospital buffalo
Someone call em up and get Kalvin on the phone
Edgy
HOLY SHIT LOL
Well, aren't you an edgy little faggot?
Lore goes deeper!
Projecting much?
Fuck just missed it. Did you screen cap? she was sucking that cock
HEY GUYS
Pokemon = autism
Okay nigger
>requesting the CP get reposted
>absolute state of you
FUCK OFF LEAVE KALVIN ALONE YOU MONSTER
This is now a fluff abuse thread
STOP
Do it faggot.
Threads like there are why I keep coming back
Well done OP, you are not a faggot.
Crush it
Ayy tails in the house
Oh no
This +soyboy
Shut fuck up
A bit backwards, aren't ya?
NOT THIS EVIL
NOT NOW
Coungrats on this thread OP
Missed it, what was it?
THIS IS NOW A REKT THREAD
STOP I BEG YOU
Ahhhhhhh
A Fetus, a CP screencap, and now tow babies one fox. This thread is getting better by the minute
KALVIN, DON'T LOOK!
2.5/5 stars. Must be a doodoo hospital
It was actual CP
You don't have to be soy to not be a faggot m8.
Quite the contrary.
Cute
>This is now my dumb fetish thread
No it's not, go shill your dead fandom somewhere else.
call and ask for kalvin
damn
>shut fuck up
This is great lmao
Someone dial 'em up and ask about your "Nephew Kalvin. Did he get borned ok?"
Keep going
What the fuck!? What year is this? 2004? I haven't seen /b in a loooong time!
Nice projection
>when i make a mexican character in new vegas
Where'd the jelly nigger go
QUADDDDS
best thread evar
Yea Forums is pretty Yea Forums today with the fake suicide dude and this nigga fucker! Damn that fetus could have been the next bel air prince
Greatest thread in recent memory, hope this is getting screencap'd and shared for years to come.
im late but based on the aftermath this thread looks like it was a good time
So who's gonna call the hospital?
Dubs triple times in a row.
Is this how God feels everyday?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
OP is a sick fuck of a human being
Baste
You're a lame bitch of a human being
so what
im.... going to post it.....
Welcome to the timeline jumper DESU~
I congratulate you on your wuads.
However, you're still a huge faggot.
Enjoy, it, user.
*quads
DO IT FAGGOT!
do it you fag
do it you lil bitch
Do it you retard nigger
Why did you have sex with a nigger?
Do it, kid. Make yourself famous.
Christcucks and pro-lifers gtfo
You should pickle him put him on a shelf then have another kid and pickle him so he can have a bro to hang out with 24/7.
If you wont post it I'll do it for you
pls do
86 posters and a bunch of lurkers
Deliver, user. Go down in history
>this thread
This is now a foot fetish thread
You aint posting shit
tickling is gay as fuck.
Here you go user
Holy shit, this thread is still up???
hung
Where'd OP go?
We want Kalvin!
We want Kalvin!
We want Kalvin!
CLASSY KALVIN
THE ONE TRUE GENTLEMAN
consume that motherfucker
Back to plebbit homo
Oooh yeah that's hot as fuuuck!
RIP KALVIN
Lel, I fixed the background, FUCK JANNIES
KALVIN
A
L
V
I
N
For president
Dude you seeem using drugs
Lol wtf at the little smirk on it’s face
include me in the screencap
This thread is full of fuck. Havent lold at a thread like this in ages.
no
Haha yes
Some fags been posting these around a bunch of threads
Yur funny dud keep posting i am laughing likea nigger
Happy birthday Kalvin!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE MIND IF I SAAAAAVE IT user
Vola....
/r/w77e3z8g
You spelled voila wrong,fuckass
what do with that
5/10
Go back to Redddit you nazi
Now someone shop the nigger on wil smith face or sometinglike that
Can someone make him hit the quan? My discord server has a mighty need
Nigger
If I'm a nazi i'd go to pol you're a secret redditjew in disguise
Fuck off! I didn't take highschool spanish.
I am sorry to be the one to inform you sir, but it seems your son suffers from niggerism.
Exactly what a redit fag would say.
Go back to redit you nazi....
You don't seem to have the patience to download or at least crop that pic
Empty vola
Discord is for faggots spyware.neocities.org
Come out with your hands up Jew you can't hideaway and throw your voice!
Shut up skype fag
>this thread
put me in the screen cap please
Is Yea Forums jew or nazi?
Skype is for faggots too
Yes
Sup fags
That's beef jerky now.
This thread holy shit
Still doesnt mean they dont deserve to see him hit the quan though
It's fucking beautiful.
I miss Kalvin
Fucking late to the party better get In here while I wait for this guy gets the balls to throw his fetus against the wall
Good article though
Reminder that OP didn't deliver
the years weren't good to you michael cera.
Why is his head cracked open?
Thats where the hanger went in to fish him out
That's gotta be a stillbirth
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Kalvin has no nipples
Post more, op
Wanted to suck his nipples
lol does girl in this pic look old enough to be doing that?
While vomiting maybe
what was screen cap
This thread is one of the mighty powers of meme magic of old Yea Forums to make over here
Topkek
BE A GOOD FATHER, SPACE PROGRAM IT NOW
Kalvin killed OP
me 2 plz
lmfao
Consume it.
Your son looks like this
got my 4 wisdom teeth pulled not to long ago shouldn't be laughing hard or anything but god damn. this is a taste of Yea Forums from 10 years ago wawaweewee.
M'lady... lmfao
Seriously, the lack of reverse image searches makes this thread some legendary shit. Add me to this coathanger abortion screencap
Glad this is still up.
Someone meme this!
A stillbirth needs to be reported to the police.
I dont have my glasses with me and I shouldn't be looking at a screen but I m doing it anyway. Op I gave up my eyesight for you
Looks like an ayylmao to me
It actually doesn't
Newfag
Stfu fag
Holy fucking shit
God damn
God has spoken
satan has spoken
The perfect end to the thread
blessed
Name my band
Sixts
To call someone a (new)fag
Praise kek
How'd you muster up a turd of those proportions, user?
The unholiest of unholies
Praise be with you
Reincarnation.of.biggie?
FUCKING GET
based and checkd
No Kalvin don't do that
Op has vanished. I m still waiting for some new disgusting update
this fucking thread
(Rare dubs)
Yeah I think he got beaned and he doesn't know how to get unbanned
The state of Yea Forums's mods
It's shit. You need a single really funny post, or maybe short chain of replies, to make an image like that work: you're better off just taking all of OP's posts and the edits, maybe the 0 images found one, and putting them in order.
>all these gets
This is the greatest thread in Yea Forums history.
this is now poopy tuck in thread
checked
>I am assuming it is dead.
What gave you that impression?
Someone archive this thread
>thread is crashing down to the last page
It was a wild ride, everyone. Godspeed.
If dubs, i will eat my own semen and stream it.
last attempt
This is the strangest Kalvin and Hobbes I ever read.
Roll
last try.
Even [s4s] will be overwhelmed with those gets
Cum on faggot
THIS THREAD THO
Throw him at the wall as hard as possible and show us what happens
rolling again.
roll
>Tfw some trap or lol thread will take it's place
Every thread gets archived
It's about who is gonna screen cap it when it dies
Suck your dick too
Archive this thread now people from the future need to know the truth about Kalvin
I called for mods many times... mods have forsaken me
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Eat shit and die
Underrated post
>being this big of a triple nigger in /ourguy/ Kalvin's thread
Die
Nigga
Why are you getting lucky and missing out on your cummies
And yet you're still a fag
Eat it, nigger
Fuck i want to eat it come on Yea Forums
DUBS IN THE NAME OF KALVIN!
check zem
Thank god kalvin is dead
>off by 1
eat
Who wants cheese pizza?
youtube.com
RIP KALVIN. We had some good times b. I couldn't tell you before but I love you.
Ok I'm bored
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
Eattss
Ikr
Just one off. Better luck next time
FINALLY
No, we already got some earlier
Do it for Kalvin
>TRIPLE DUBS
W E W
I need porn
what was it
You better enjoy it i used my triple on this thread.
God damn my cock cant get any harder
Why porn when you can use op's pics
I dunno, think it was from Pizza Hut
Eat cum
A screen cap of an xvideos clip showing a not 18 y/o giving head, got purged in like 10 seconds by mods.
me
WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK
Good night everyone tonight I had the best laughs since days, thank you Yea Forums and Kalvin
but user, you being able to identify that so easily makes me question you
Is this the gold that have been telling about for years
"Browsing is like looking for gold in garbage dumpster"
Then all those years where worth the search
Topkek Yea Forums I love you
ah u mad kinky
im a time traveler from 2006, is the cancer cured?.. oh wait.
Worry not, friend. I'm too busy loving Kalvin here to give true attention to those things besides a healthy report.
How gay are you user
>Kalvin is 10 threads away from death
Never 4get Yea Forums