Weirdest sexual thing you've done

Piss is mostly sterile.

Hotdog, hallway, etc.

Surprisingly no. She does always wash with ph balancing soap after. She forgot once and her vagina did not smell good. Otherwise it seems to be fine.

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Im a tight 24yr old and my #1goal in to have slack whore meat holes. My man is now trying to regularly aggressively punch fist my holes.

This scares me

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I don't have any sexual experiences, but I do have some weird fantasies.
So as fetish fulfillment, I disallow my gf from eating for a few days. After day 3 or so, she's so hungry I can hear her stomach from across the room. I tell her to lay down on whatever she's sitting on, and to swallow some air to really get her stomach roaring loud and clear. She gets comfortable, and I lift her crop top the rest of the way up to her bra and rest my head right over her belly button, and I'm deafened by the growls. I lift my head, and start licking her pierced belly button, which makes her stomach growl louder.

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Is it the idea that she's hungry or the physical sound of the growl that you're going for?

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It's the physical sound. If the skin of her stomach physically vibrates with more powerful growls, even fucking better

Agree it is a nice warm feeling inside of her. And you feel kind of close to share such an intimite thing

I have never heard of this fetish but I can imagine it

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Not ever really intimate.
She gets super embarrassed by it but always asks for it.

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Unfortunately, I'll never get to experience any of it. Not even the tame pierced belly button licking part

Do you always pee into her?
Mine said she liked it, that it wa so intimate, that something like that she would only allow me which would make us even closer

Fuck yes. You are perfect.

Gotta keep trying. Some crazies out there. You're bound to find someone willing.

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FUCK YOU! I've always wanted to piss inside of a girls pussy. I hate that you get to do it a few times every week. ROT IN HELL!!!

Shower sex with her is more about "crazy/impulsive sex" and bedroom sex is more "intimate". I think she gets the idea from movies. She's weird but it works for me.

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For whatever reason, I don't trust the Trips of Truth to deliver within the next year or two, if at all

How you pee with boner op?

Well... I don't know what to say. I'm sorry for your loss? Try looking for desperate 35+ year olds that are recently divorced or never married. They're more willing to do what will keep you around.

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I get that. For her it is to do such a thing with someone you completely have to trust

Thanks man, sorry for coming off like an asshole. I'm just envious. I always get with boring women that aren't adventurous at all. Most hate anal, swallowing cum, or doing anything fun. It just angers me. Then there's guys like you that get to piss inside of their girls' cunt. It's not fair.

You just pee. You've never had a boner in the morning and still had to pee?
I do have to concentrate sometimes cause she's tight and it feels like it's being pinched off. Sometimes even have to let the shower water run over the tip of my dick cause it "tickles" and makes me have to pee even more.

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Sounds extremely hot.

Pics of wrecked holes, please?

>Things that never happened

i fucked my half sister pic related

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>Me buying barstool

Anal is an extreme rare (once or twice a year) and Cum in mouth is a no go. She can't stand the consistency. Closest I've gotten is having her lick it off her hand. Adventurous can take many forms. Try discreet flashing in public places. Or touching at a movie under a blanket. We all know it's too Damn cold in those theatres.

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Whatever you say Copernicus.

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Does she also allow you to per somewhere else or only her pussy?

On her tits and ass is fine. Tried her face. She allowed once and said never again. Asked about Pissing in her mouth and she just glared at me. Took it as a no...

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So you only on her or she aswell?

Maybe try pissing in her mouth and she will like it like the first one was a suprise aswell

Just me on her.

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I'm sticking with what I got for now. Better to not push my luck while I got something good.

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Oh you definitely have. Not many man can piss on there wife's

So piss is ok for her but cum not so much? What about spit?

is this person's name kristina?

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Finally. Someone boots the theme. Time to change.

She got sores in her throat once and said never again. Her back up excuse is it's slimy. Don't ask me where the logic is. Like I said. Happy with what I got so far.

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Ofc you are happy just curious what her opinions on other fluids are. Is she kinky aboard from piss?

Nope.

Keep hope user.

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Choking. Definitely choking. I can walk up and randomly grab her by the throat and she just smiles. Pretty hot. She used to like public sex (bathrooms, dressing rooms, parks at night) but not so much anymore. Too big a risk.

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Sound like a real good catch. Does she give good head?

hot

Thinking the same thing, a lot of virgin faggots with wild imaginations in here.

Let ex suck her shit off my dick after anal.

When she wants to. I get "worshipped" sometimes but otherwise it's usually very short and just gets me frustrated.

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But when you get it is she good at it?

Had an ex tell me to piss inside her once, not really my thing.

Here’s my weirdest experience though

>about 7 years ago
>currently cheating on gf with my ex
>she’s on period, so fuck her ass this time
>she always LOVED anal, so I’m not gentle
>ram her hard and cum balls deep
>push a bit deeper for good measure
>go home to current gf
>after a couple hours, we get jiggy with it
>she whips out my dick
>for ONCE she goes down on me
>as soon as her tongue hits my dick she gags
>”ew user your dick tastes like shit”
>she still doesn’t know to this day

Still together with her?

Nah. We got married, she became addicted to spice and pills, and I dipped.

Been with an old HS gf for the past 4 or so years. She a Grade A freak and I love it.

Never thought about letting her know now about that taste?

You can’t piss while you have an erection you fucking liar

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>morning wood

Yeah okay

Nah. She’s one of those trashy, “I’m going to kick your ass for no reason”’ bitches. Telling her now would only cause more trouble than it’s worth. Plus I get off to her not knowing lol.

Take showers with my girl and her boyfriend. Like to pee on them both

Have side bitches regularly or only that once?