Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

he looks better with darker tone imo

t. butthurt med

5,7 decent looking but I manage to corrupt women every now and then

I’m ugly and fat. I make $38k a year.

I get laid a surprising amount.

There are so many fat chicks that will put out for even the slightest attention, if you can't get laid in this day and age just KYS. Op is a faggot, etc.

Women are more desperate than you think.

I've seen fat whales getting laid.

I've seen anime weaboo white girls hooking up with broke dirtbag boyfriends.

I've seen 7+ females hooking up with men who are clearly on the 5 or below looks scale.

Females are fucking stupid and as long as you have a shred of confidence, you can get in their vagina.

The problem is that most of you are young incels and have never tried it because you're afraid of rejection or getting hurt.

Fuck that shit.

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

A wise negro once told me that after I saw him leave the club while trying to get some white ass. He may have been a nigger but at least he had balls.

Women are literally stupid. Just talk to them and don't be a pussy.

Nice filter faggot now gtfo my board

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

>There are so many fat chicks that will put out for even the slightest attention

yeah like ur mom

FAKE NEWS, SEE PIC RELATED

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Sure user, like my mom, ez pz

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Lol this is why you're incel.

Daily reminder that daily reminder threads are posted by child rapist faggots who have AIDS they got from sucking nigger cocks.

Cope harder loser, it's alright.

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Orgasm and pregnancy WTF? This is some crazy liberal feminazi crap. Women get pregos without orgasms all the time.

>DiZ Y u InKeL DuRRRRrrrrr

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Women are primarily turned on within their own mind.

If a woman is attracted to you, you can push rope and not cum and shell love it. If she isnt attracted to you, and you have a 9 inch iron bar that can go forever shell find the sex repulsive.

This is how the female mind works.

Notice how women readily deride the sexual capabilities of ex lovers? Its all in their head.

Atleast I'm not a virgin neckbeard. Stay mad

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Uggghhh this dumb copy pasta shit. No wonder this site is dead

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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guys who look like that are far and few between and there are many girls who dont realize they want one so bad and will settle for less

thats not even counting fat chicks

Why not just fuck a trap? They're much better than actual girls

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Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

uh, ok? i dont look like him and ive fucked about 30 girls. glad we had this chat.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

kys faggot

Faggots have more worth than you, incel

kys faggot

So what does it mean when I'm 177cm and girls still find me attractive?

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>Practically the opposite of this dude
>5'7"
>not a virgin

Op is retarded, you heard it here first.

Are you even trying with the bait anymore.

Literal NPC

>can't even think of anything original
This thread's boring.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>Prove me wrong
You can't prove anything to a troll. They change their argument when you do. For example, I am fat, make barely a living wage, look nothing like Chad, and my gf is a hot scene little who wants my babies and lets me cream the pie literally every morning before I go to work while screaming 'yessss daddddddyyy put a baby in me!'.

Just gotta find a person into the same things you are. Which requires socialising. Sorry neetfags, can't stay at home playing games. Go join a local university retro gaming society or something. If you're into RPGs try tabletop. Go du the social version of your hobby and eventually you can acquire pussy.

This is a message not really to OP, because OP is the eternal faggot and a troll who will resort to trying to insult me or cast doubt on my life or whatever, fucks given. This is a message to those of you who will come here and believe this retarded incel troll garbage: If fat, unattractive and poor dudes never got laid without escorts the human race would have dwindled away to a few million my now.

Weak response, come up with something worth my time before even vaguely insinuating this is your board. Yea Forums doesn't have enough room for faggots like you.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>talks about trolling on Yea Forums

No
Yes?

5'3 39yo average shape: Get laid when ever I want.

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Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Well.... I definitely dont look exactly like that guy (because I am not that guy). I do not make 7 figures, I am only 5'9", but I definitely get laid. I'm married. I get laid anytime I want. You should get out more. There are a lot of girls out there and most of them realize they are not the most desireable fish in the sea either.

Because I am not a trust fund baby.
I actually have to go to work 8 hours a day to make my money and therefore I cannot go to the gym 4 hours a day.

youtube.com/watch?v=0coZE9rXeyo

And yet you are here......

Check, check, and check. No escorts for me

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

I mean the trolling is really low energy today. If fatties and the poor never got pussy the human race would be over by now.

Nice trolling faggot now gtfo my board.

FAKE NEWS now gtfo my board

Just say u wanna suck his dick fagg0t

STABLE GENIUSES ONLY now gtfo my board low energy troll.

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This isnt a troll thread. There are actual incels on this board.

Im below average, earn 4 digit salary per month and i get laid time to time so i just prived you wrong didnt i?

Escorts are enough

>This isn't trolling
>7 posts of identical weak bait trolling
Sure.

I mean, your dad made you. Proof enough?

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Human population numbers prove you wrong you fucking spastic no life cunt

Its not your board, how can you claim it? By what rights?

FAKE NEWS now gtfo my board

6'7'' bitchezz

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Pics or it didn't happen

Yeah billions of people are FAKE NEWS. Go sort your gender identification issues out and try getting a job.

>try getting a job.

And become a wagecuck like you? kek

Sage

Coming from a basement dwelling fuck on meds for depression and anxiety because "issues". When was the last time you were able to talk in a group setting? Preschool? Thought so.

its not that hard lmao

Okay Chad, now gtfo my board

bump

That is one ugly skank bra. Fake tan bitches.

lol op is obviously a cuck

>lol op is obviously a cuck

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Lmao why pay for an escort with that looks and money you can fuck any girl faggot

OP needs to read this. Problem is he would have to pull one cock out of his mouth and have the other stop pounding away for a moment.

/Thread

Thanks for the laugh. Brightened my day a bit.

gtfo my board

But what if you’re rich and want an escort anyway?

ACTUALLY I am in the same position as you working 8 hours a day and I go to the gym for 1.5 hours 4 times a week. And I look better than that Fortnite boomer

I'm fat, and got laid without escort or roofies.
Sure, it doesn't happen often, but still, the girl was beautiful, and I got to breed her raw.

Also, she was not a druggie either.

Anyway, your point is now proved wrong, which means that OP is, as always, a faggot.

I'm 8'6" tall. I'm secretly the richest man in the world. I'm a professional swimsuit model. I have an IQ of 9000. I sleep with 300 women an hour. Every hour.

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

Kek

Femanon here. OP is not lying

found the storm fag shill

I’ve already got laid, and im fat

Whats your excuse, op?

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>this bait

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Mmm reheated pasta

>man
>5’3

Lol

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Kill yourself nigger