Help a nigga with no game get laid what do I say
Help a nigga with no game get laid what do I say
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go big or go home send a pic of your bbc
say "Do you have to buy kids shoes?"
and if you got big feet say "Whole lot cuter than the clown shoes I gotta buy"
Ask how tall she is on her knees
Ask her if she trips a lot
Said this
Bitches always be trippin
Ayo baby girl lemme nut all up in that muff
2:29 pm - 4:17 pm >fucked a big dick
7:50 pm - 8:36 pm >gagged one huge cock
Send if dubs
Tell her that if she let's her toenails grow really long she can buy bigger shoes
Tell her you dont grow finger nails so foreplay wont be an issue
lol very spaced out, you need hours to think up a reply? white people gonna be extinct in maybe 50 years at this rate.
Ask for foot pics
Let her know you have a sensitive side and need to see her penis
seems like youre doing fine mate.... just be yourself. nobody wants a Yea Forums inspired boyfriend.
Phase2 wat do
I have a job loser
Ask her if she wears those shoes that light up every time she takes a step
“I’ve heard good things come in small packages ”
Are you alone? If she’s alone it’s time to turn up the flirting be bold. Say I wish I was there with you. Basically done be a pussy the same routine has worked in tons of girls
tell her u get a discount on kids size condoms
Basically done be a pussy she’s already talking to you just close done beca pussy
kek
Dudddde stop. “I’ve heard good things come in small packages ”
Dubs. This.
Take a chance you don't need us. " smaller feet means less stinky? My claws stink after my normal day "
Tell her you got discounted tickets for a trip to pound town
"U hungry?"
See if she's feeling spontaneous OP. This is the new are you dtf line I've been using it works.
excuses excuses, wait until after work otherwise this girl think youre on sites like Yea Forums asking for advice cus your job can't compensate for your shit game
the dubs
What are you doing? Maybe she’s in bed? Oh do you like cuddling in bed? She’ll say yes or it depends.
Would do this but it’s late at night and she’s like 35 miles away, I think the best I could get tonight is nudes
Are you projecting yourself onto me
Casual m8. Your doing fine act as if it's one of your bros and you dont have to impress her just talk simply. That is all. If you can talk and your not scared to make moves you own the game. Happy playing
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just type out the full word you tremendous casserole
Probably just gonna listen to this that actually helped a lot, threads done
Ask her if she has a kid-sized vagina.
“Act as if it’s one of your bros” worst advice I’ve ever heard
Damn that’s very tempting
Still ask. It shows you are carefree and spontaneous. U hungry? Say you'll call her an Uber. Obviously its too late but get this bitch thinking you're serious. You'll come off as a pimp.
this.
Post if dubs
Ask her. Girls love guys with a dry sense of humor.
Dumbnigger
"Size 3 kids?" Ask how short she is. If she says anything below 5'3 just say damn I could toss you around like an acrobat. Judge her response. If its good then you know she wants the D and you have a window open to turn it up a notch.
This OP
Faggot you pussied out.
DO EET
should have gone with this, OP
Checked