ITT time travel is possible. what do you do?

Go back in time, invest in the Pennsylvania Railroad, sell the stock before their decline, open a bank account in my grandfather's name, live in luxury in current year.

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>your grandfather gets rich as fuck, and instead of marrying your homely grandmother he spends his wealth partying and fucking bitches all day, you are never born

People say this one often without realizing the state of Germany post WWI. If there was no Hitler, someone worse would've taken his place. Someone who actually empathizes with fascism, who might've even allied Germany to Italy. 6,430,000 deaths, with the combined forces of two of the powerhouses of the age fighting together while also allying with Russia. Or trying to, at least.

tl;dr killing hitler would've given birth to something much worse, something we probably never would've recovered from.

i be functional

this. my family used to be rich land owners in the south (slaves), and my great great something or other gambled it all away and sold our land to pay off his debts. making money is easy. keeping it is the hard part.

stop the burning of the library of Alexandria.

Of course, I'd tell him who I am, and tell him if he loses it all before I'm current age, that when he's on life support, I'm pulling the plug in front of everyone

prevent my existence

and then he does it anyway because yolo and hes not babysitting his spoilt bitchass grandsons money, especially when you wont exist

i already told you tomorrow

Be black

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Fucking time travel. I'll just open the account myself and let the interest accumulate

Nobody wants to be black. You fucking degen

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i would give my ancestors the winning lottery numbers of three separate mega million jackpots, spread throughout 3 generations of my family with dates. that way, we'll be millionaires indefinitely even if my family members are fucking terrible with money.

>go back to ancient Bethlehem
>become one of jesus's apostles
>get quoted in the bible as saying "on april 18, 2019 the world will end"
>come back and watch the world burn

Go back to 3rd grade and tell myself to keep playing football, try to make friends with the guys on the team

Bang your young hot mom.

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Correction, only black people want to be black. And even then, only the successful ones can forget that their cultural and social norms are so out of whack that it can be more attributed to luck and affiramtive action that they landed that $40k a year minor management job.

Go back in time, fuck my own great great great grandmother and on and on until I become my own great great grandfather, great grandfather, grandfather, and dad

Rape bitches and go back to before it happened, don't do it and get away with fucking whoever I want.

imagine being so incapable of basic human empathy, that you assume everyone around you gets treated the same way you do. with ludicrous job opportunities that hinge on no education whatsoever, because your daddy put in a good word with your boss.

what kind of fucking reality do you faggots live in? it must be nice and cozy. so it's ironic that you bitch so much about safe spaces while living in an insulated white male bubble.

>create paradoxes for sub par pussy
hard pass.

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bold of you to assume im white and male

Take a bath with Elizabeth Bathory

Nigger spotted

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fuckin hit THAT nerve

Teach dat white boy

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Desperate samefag

Answer questions like what the pyramids were built for and what happens in the future. When that gets old I'd settle down in 1950s America with a young humble wife.

time travel is a white mans fantasy.
its shit for literally everyone else.

Redo my fucking exams

Damn beat me to it time traveling self.

Really stupid post
Hitler did nothing wrong

go back in time to stop this fucking file size limit. it took out half of my reaction folder.

>Hitler did nothing wrong
this fucking meme i swear to god.

morality is mentioned literally nowhere in that post.

How so Mr. dubs? Do you mean other races would have shit goals or that they'd be too shit to accomplish time travel in the first place?

>be black
>go back to ancient egypt
>bring modern day knowledge
>ascend to godhood
people who say this shit just aren't creative

Honestly I hate Hitler just because he killed his dog then himself, I don't give a shit about jews but fuck him for killing his dog there was no reason for it

Can confirm this is true.

Signed black man

oh fuck, this is now a corrupt-a-wish thread

Oh that's what he was referring to? It's like he forgot the entire world's future from here on out is a white man's nightmare.

>be nigger
>never want to go back in time because either forced to be a cotton picker or a dick washer

I mean white men have been oppressing other peoples, and genders, for so long that they've forgotten they were doing it in the first place. And now, they think the norm is them being the dominant race on this planet because that's all they have been since the Roman Empire.

Imagine a retarded black female tried to travel back in time to find a cure for whatever. Do you seriously think she steps out of the ship, and gets greeted with "greetings madame, I see that you are in need of medical knowledge. Allow me to escort you to the facility where we store that information!"

Or is she just going to hear, "how the fuck did you escape from the asylum? did you get your lobotomy yet? here, ill take you back to your cage so you can rot out of eyesight and I won't have to feel bad about what an asshole I am to others".

You think the angry mob of allies storming in are going to spare the dog because "it didn't do anything wrong"?

Don't be so fucking naive. He did that dog a favor. They would have tortured that mut and anyone found to be close to Hitler.

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Did he seriously? Why would he kill the dog before himself? Like unless he was getting pleasure out of watching his beloved pet die?
Wait what kind of dog was it?

That means we are superior you tard

kek, being this racist

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It means you're really good at talking yourself into genocide. That's what it means.

Yep and it was a German shepherd

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I go back and suck Andy Sixx's very first ever log of shit

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You'd have to be pretty retarded to go BACKWARDS in time searching for a cure. Maybe the lady belongs in an asylum? What a strange hypothetical.

Oh riiight I forgot about his weird obsession with those. So it was doggo, Eva, then *him?*

*allegedly

"talking yourself into"
it's not just talk. it's the meticulous planning and laborious, long, complicated effort it takes to succeed. Whites are fantastic at that, and it makes for the best violence of all the races.

Egh you know what I fucking mean, dont be obtuse.

I get why he would kill himself, he saw what happened to Mussolini, but still I doubt the allies would torture a dog just because it was Hitler's

Found the sjw

>best at violence of all the races
that really is your goal isn't it?
pic related, grasp the scale of yourself.

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go to the future and just live there instead. this is pretty horrible.

He supposedly killed himself but they still found his dog in the bunker dead from cyanide poisoning

prevent the shoplifting trial

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my god that's such a dick move. typical hitler.

Hope you have a powerful time machine. It gets worse before it gets better.

Tell her the truth.

The world is shrinking fast you know.

undo all of middle school. I make the mistake of thinking about that place sometimes and I lose several hours of sleep recalling all the people who needed a punch in the face but I was too much of a kiddy shit to give it to them.

>but why not just punch them?
Because I wouldn't stop.

Who cares about that, go back further in time and fuck Mina and her bouncy gothic boobs

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The world isn't shrinking. Your influence is.
I'm sure that would feel like incalculable and irreparable loss, being in control of everything and then suddenly waking up one day and NOT being in control of about 0.00001% of it.

>>but why not just punch them?
>Because I wouldn't stop.
this fucking edgelady.

Nice bouncy trips

I was going to say stop myself from screwing everything up, but this is honestly better.

Let it be so.

>Get HBC suit/oxygen tank
>go check out some dinosaurs
>Then wreck merry havoc upon causality
>Go way back into antiquity
>Punch various famous kings and say "THE FUTURE SENDS ITS REGARDS"

i aint never talked myself into no genocide

a man of culture i see

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I would go back in time, not too far, back in 2006, anywhere in 2006, it don't matter. I would tell myself to avoid the girls I didn't originally avoid, tell myself not to get married, and tell myself to pursue the radio stuff and not give up, because I now realize how much better off I could have been now otherwise.

Pretty much change my life for the better.

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you don't think that the curiosity would drive you even further towards those things instead?

>goto 1955
>bang mom
>impregnate her with daughter
>return to 1985
>see sister/daughter
>shes pretty stacked with nice tits
>bang her
>profit ?

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Go back to the Library of Alexandria and spend the rest of my days reading ancient knowledge

proper use of time travel right here. except i would imagine you would have to know a shit ton of dead languages

You dont belong here

The correct answer woukd be sex/rape/nigger/jew related

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Jump straight to the end of the world and spend the rest of my life as the last man on earth with only a mannequin for comfort. Obviously.

>ITT time travel is possible. what do you do?

To go back as me? Do I go back and my age goes back too? Or do I go back fat and old?

Option 1: Reboot life on April 7th, 1984 at about noon. Yes, it's a girl. Catch the warning signs before it's too late in June of that year. Oh what value hindsight has when you are older.

Option 2: Find her and convince her it's me from the future. Tell her to go ahead with what she's doing/planning, she'll be happier in the long run without me. Oh what value hindsight has when you are older.

who hurt you user?

>who hurt you user?

No so much hurt me (though it did). She was going through some issues that were not revealed to me at the time.

Only later did I find out, which lead to my losing her, losing contact w/her family, and spending quite a few years wondering if she was OK.

Fast forward 14 years later, and she did eventually work out her issues, and is happily married.

Best thing that ever happened to her was my getting out of the picture.

That's the reason for my post.

Sorry to hear that user.
Thinking bout ya, wishing ya the best

bump

1) I need to go back and buy some bitcoin or other crypto, and sell when it makes me richfag.

2) I need to revisit a few times in the past when wifes friend was so drunk, i could undress and take photos and videos of her - and not just do that but also fuck the shit out of her blacked out drunk body.
Then BM her with that threatening to show her bf, to get even more of her.

3) Go back to HS and fuck a few tight girls that were clearly in to me, before i had a clue...

Go back and burn all the Islamic religious texts/prevent Islam from becoming a thing. No war in ME.

Alternatively, write in islamic texts about converting through love and patience and that 2 is the holy number of children, and that jews and arabs are all God's chosen people, and equal.

>Alternatively, write in islamic texts about converting through love and patience and that 2 is the holy number of children, and that jews and arabs are all God's chosen people, and equal.
Fuck, I'd do this too before making my Pennsy fortune

Go back to the dinosaur age with a Tank and a shitload of weaponry to relentlessly hunt and murder the dinosaurs to extinction.

Do that and we no longer have tendies

Travel forward 100 years to see if we’ve made it to mars yet, or if ww3 has started

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Fuck that, I'd bring dinosaurs to the future.

Tell my mom to get an abortion.

Kek

Hug Jesus

I'd probably also go into the past with some light shows and shit to Africa and appear as a terrifying God, and tell them all that they need to think of the future and build and progress as a community of people who help and care for one another, and love and help their children, embrace technology that others bring, and if they didn't, I'd smite all of them off the planet, hopefully changing their culture forever.

Idiot, other than niggers every major race has had at least one period of major wealth and power in history.