ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

>bumfights but its creepy

A mischievous boy discovers the world is made of multiple layers.

>Try to rape an Indian woman while dodging stars

Winrar

You are a thief... Wait FUCK I ruined it.

Battletoads

>Faggot island full on reptiles, giant reptiles and non-reptiles
>The bigger reptiles are dangerous but the fucking little cretins that stunt you are far more dangerous
>This fucking ugly motherfucker always stealing your shit

2 words
>blue
>rings

Blaster Master. Again, too easy

blaster master

Try this one
Hint arcade only as far as I know
>group of samurais on an adventure
>occasionally ride horses

Donkey Kong Country

Oh shit. I know this one.

Gofastman

Custers revenge

Dishonored?

Doesn't exist

Marble Madness

>Beat the fuck out of racial stereotypes.

>3 way war between space cowboys, religious nutjobs and cockroaches.

Fuck the dagger.

Spacecraft

Streetfighter

some arty stuff, a rabbit had adventures, got emotional and killed stuff. I really would like to remember the name of it.

another 2 words
>bricks
>pipes

starcraft

>spacecraft, really do you even game?

Mario Bros.

yes

Another
>boogers
>farts

Boogerman?

San IC.

>Knight without a horse throws lances and jumps over gravestones.

correct

Toejam and earl?

Too easy-peasy, Starcraft.

Ghosts and goblins, or Ghouls and Ghosts.

King of Fighters.

>Chase fuckers down for your protein powder

Ghosts and goblins too easy

correct

>The best way to fight is to turn you back to your enemy.

Something a bit harder but still 2 words
>shells
>manhattan

>fuck daughter
>+5 public opinion

another one
>butter

>A hell of a fight

TMNT

Nice. Much better. I have no idea.

Here's one for you while I think on yours:
>That blinking cave
>Land grants
>Even when you win, you usually lose

TMNT arcade?

Anmesia.

Correct

TMNT III: The Manhattan Project

Yeah I know.

Hmm I don't know anything with land grants. I'll add a hint to my other one
>you can cut people in half

Nope
clue 2:
>Elbow

Killer Instinct?

Anyone? Or are you all too pleb for this one?

A Boy and his Blob

>the town is full of monsters
>how can he sit there and eat pizza?

I chuckled, and love that game, but no.
One hint, it's for SNES.

Nope. I don't know how popular the game was but a major major company made it. The biggest company making arcade games in the 90s I would bet.

Agh. I really don't know.

If land grants didn't get it I don't think you've played it. Here's a different one...

>Driving the VZR! Vroom vroom.
>Cute green hair
>Gotta chat with the crew to beat the boss

>Balls
>steel

I thought it was funny. Gotta get that treasure.

Snes? Terranigma

>save the people to get a key

>hey you
>you're finally awake.

Chrono Trigger

The Elder Scrolls V for Samsung Smart Toaster

Halo?

Hmm not ringing a bell. If it's a driving game I probably haven't played it those don't do much for me

It's a side scroller. NES

I doubt this is right but Clash at Demonhead popped into my head

Blaster Master

>battletoads

>girl runs through circles

Pac-Man

Arcade game I was talking about is called Warriors of Fate. Beat em up by Capcom but you can do special moves and cut guys in half. Highly recommend it, get MAME and you can track down the rom

Portal.

>Another visitor.
>Stay awhile. Stay FOREVER!!!

well that was pretty fuckin easy

>guy saves a bunch of circles from blowing up

halo

A bunch of eight year olds try shoot each other.

>I doubt this is right but Clash at Demonhead popped into my head

Awesome guess but no

Nope

Dem toads... but no

Fortnite

Fortnite

i hate this
>shoot circles for a happy ending

>superheroes get captured by evil clown assassin
>lone superhero sees this and makes a rescue effort
>said lone hero gets captured himself and must escape along with the other heroes
>after confronting the evil clown the heroes discover it was just a robotic duplicate and the facility self detonates
>they barely escape with their lives
This might be a tough one.

Yea Forums?

>skateboarder
>robbing spree
>fuck goth girl

The Uninvited?

Player spawns in a post-apocalyptic World, full or radioactive shit, where he has the choice between joining a clan or biting the dust. Also, there's a helicopter patrolling the map, and he's a dick.

Nope

Super Mario sunshine

>Wake up and are suddenly in a death tournament
>Your partner is either a Roman Emperor, a fragment of a God or a Nameless hero
>Defeat the other teams
>Final boss is Buddha
>Also this takes place on the Moon

>fat guy who can float
>carrys a ladder among other things

A boy and his blob?.

You got it buddy

>94% chance to hit
>miss

>Terranigma
if you had the money for it, would you consider spending about $150 for a copy in the box which is in awful condition?.

silent hill 2

Morrowind
Or xcom

correct with x-com

>go to religious building
>kill everyone
>end up in hell

If Boeing is a religion, then Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Stupid fucking blocks fall and dissapear

Honk, butts , *scream

Beating up people and taking their money

Tetris