Post ITT or this fucker will eat you in your sleep

yarr

you're a nigger

nice animal

ITT

Yurt

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Stop right there, fucker.

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No fear, this Theraphosa blondi doesn't want to hurt you. Itll try to make you go away with stinging hairs, and even if it did bite you no one has ever died from a tarantula bite.

OP is a fag and needs better scare tactics

Guacamole

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Fuck you

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burn it all down

ono

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K

Aiming for trips so I do not have to spend the money to buy it myself

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Check Em'

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tarantula exoskeletons are fragile as fuck, a two-foot drop can kill them
>sqwishh

Fuck

yerk

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Why the heck would you ever say that?!?

It would kill you and your whole family and not even feel bad about it

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Fuck you nigger

damn

spiders are cool

what is ITT

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This

I am a God.

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no u

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I am this things homie

That looks like a blue crab

Fuck you

peepee

SPIDER-MAN

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Yikes.

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I mean I'd rather be eaten by it in my sleep than vice versa.

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