Why did Americans revolt against these gentlemen?

Why did Americans revolt against these gentlemen?

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Because they were, and still are, ungrateful little shits.

Their tea was shit.

because they were and are uncultured leeching parasites

Actually these are German Hessians an auxiliary of the British army so technically nobody revolted against them directly

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Google the fucking Declaration of Independence, you dumbass. Pretty well lays it all out right there.

>leeching
>implying the revolution wasn't to remove the leech that was england

Listen carefully, gentlemen:

>be me
>own my own business that does international sales
>every, and I mean EVERY time I have done business with a British, or British controlled company, they have tried to steal from me. Every Fucking Time.

Do Not trust the British. They look like us, and sorta talk like us, but they are way worse than us.

You fucking limeys can suck my balls if you don't like me calling you out like this. Slag off, tossers.

more importantly, why did they think it was appropriate to go redface to throw the tea overboard?