I want to be Janeane Garofalos tampax

yeah i agree they had me at tampon. that's just too far.

My god... the stench of rotten liberal pussy would destroy me. OP is brave.
She has to have cobwebs in the pubes.

why is this always here

It's not. This is similar to the ones that are usually here (want to be her boyfriend. Worked with her? Met her? Stories to share? Want to be her wig, etc etc) but it's not the same, so it's not always here.

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hola es la cheesesteak vatoagain.

como esta la trap threads going bud? keeping them nice and bumped?

onions and peppers puto. onions and motherfucking peppers puto.

Only I have a FUCKING crush on Janeane Garofalo.

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ayy its the Only I have a FUCKING crush on Janeane Garofalo. faggot again.

hows the Only I have a FUCKING crush on Janeane Garofalo. threads going bud? keeping them nice and bumped?

Only I have a FUCKING crush on Janeane Garofalo. and motherfucking peppers faggot.

Ate her butthole behind a Dairy Queen dumpster once after she did a show.

This is one ugly dude.

That's not her, champ.

Don't let her sit on you or she WILL crush you.

hola es la That's not her, champ vato again.

como esta la That's not her, champ vato threads going bud? keeping them nice and bumped?

That's not her, champ vato and motherfucking peppers puto.

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She's paying a PR firm to post her here so she stays relevant. She hasn't been relevant since 1995.

>cheesesteak runs the thread
>most of these faggots are jacking off to men anyway so i doubt she would get much pr here

Bullshit.

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Not sure of the relevance of cheesesteak posting guy in all Janeane Garofalo threads.

>Janeane Garofalo
>Age 54
>Tampax/Menstrual pads
>Implying this dried-up old bitch is still capable of reproduction

You think that's a cheesesteak???? Jezuz, you from Botswana???

can you read fuckface?

Yes, doesn't say and doesn't show cheesesteak.

Btw, it's, Can you read,

he said cheesteak poasting guy cuz there's multiple references to cheesteaks in previous posts, not that the food in the pic is a cheesesteeak
GOSH

Yea? Saw some posts in 1936 about Boxxy's grandma. Not relevant.

see what faggot
wanna go bro

Wat?

well i fucked boxxys granda and garofalos mum in a 3some so suck a bag of dicks kike

Oh great, online bravado. Ewwwww, shaking. Dork

i'll fuck your anal dweeb

Schmendrick

fuck of with those kike words hebe

Sorry to be educated. I'll break down to your level...big poopy head

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using the word schmendrick doesnt mean you're educated, just means you're a fucking kike.
kys faggot

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

bruh im gna teleport to your house tonite and rape u in the ass. you'll regretthis insolence.

Oh my, I've struck the dork motherload!

i'll struck your ahole man..i'd worry if i was you.

Are you painfully alone at your keyboard or painfully alone with others at your keyboard. Holy shit! This is amazing!!! Class, class, you paying attention to this dufus melt down???

If indicates a subjunctive. It i WERE you, brainiac. Bwahahahaha. If i was?????? Oh my fucking gawd!!!

Ffs take your petty rap battle somewhere else. This thread is for worshipping Janeane Garofalo

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I'm never alone
lol, that's what you're gna scream as my avatar will penetrate your puny ahole biotch

you'll never be able to worship her the way you want. the most she'll let u do is bring her fresh cucumbers she can stick up er ungry snatch, maybe she'll let u farm em for her

Listen, seriously, have some more Zima or Cold Duck, stroke one out and go to bed...painfully, regrettably, terribly alone.

You wot

Wanna go bro?

sniff and suckle my warm log truffle

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Please go on. This is the best I've seen ever on Yea Forums. Avatar???? Bwahahahahaha

me thinks yer projecting matey, just like ill project my cock up ur ass
i told ya she only gets off on cucumbers we can go though if u want...ill rape u tho

yea man i can either project my avatars of teleport anywhere i want to

Wtf

Double wtf

Please, more. Nothing stupider in the history of Yea Forums. Make your mark. Err, uhh, matey?

She is probably menopausal.

I worked with garofalo on a project when that cucumber story happened, afterwards I acquired special powers of teleportation and avatar projection that I'll use to raep that insolent faggot up his ass as punishment.

Bro user, I don't think he's this high, drunk, stupid. I think he thinks he's being witty. They'll find his body in a few days.

Clogged.

oh yea, that a threat boi? you'll have a painful sleep tonight. when u wake up tomorrow with blood on yer bad, just remember that you've been visited.

Is that a standard or English cucumber? Makes a difference, ya know, scrambled head.

You're rubbing one out now, aren't you, intrabred?

like the one in the middle, except it was kinda dirty, like just picked, dirtly slag didn't even wash it

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Well, that doesn't answer the question, now does it? You cooperating or not?

>that I'll use to raep that insolent faggot up his ass

Doesn't that make you a faggot also, going round raping blokes insolent assholes with cucumbers. Or your dick.

i'm not rubbing one out you freak

nah, im the one doin the raping so im not a fag.

As an intern I had to stand in and be her tampon. Really demanding work for no pay.

Mom taking care of it? Can't tell me you aren't drooling, dorkas majorus

So the cucumber is????

You can't tell me the cucumber. You're not plausible. Sorry, you're a loser.

a normal cucumber like the one in the pic
did she ask you to fuck her with a cucumber??
my mum's abroad weirdo.

Did she buy you a cheesesteak? Or a dolphin?

Most moms are broads

OH HOLY SHIT!!!! THERE IT IS!! WHY YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK!!!!! MUM!!! YOU ARE FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH!!!!! A BRIT FAG!!!!!

This is too good! Wooooooo. A fucking English fag!!!!!

oi keep it down. american kids really get loud and weird when they're off their meds. ask yer mum todrive her mobility schooter down to the pharmacy faggboi

No, no, this is brilliant! An absolute breakthrough. Doofus is a, what, 14 yr old English fag???? Gnarly teeth, inked, pierced, shaved side of head. Oh, oh, OH, this is glorious!!!!

you're really gonna get it boyo. i'd watch out if i was you. don't choke on your next meal bruv.

We talked about subjunctives. Were...if I WERE you

Come on...need pics of forearms, ears, piercings, hair, teeth. Come oonnn, you're not ashamed. Show us your glory!!

Now the gerofalo poster starts to reveal the real depraved aspects of his autistic obsession...

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I was you I'd kill meself, so kys
send me a pic of yer mum's meth slut cunt foirst fucker.

free prostate exams

Mom's dead 15 years. You'd probably enjoy, English fag. Mom was Irish and Scot, dad Welsh. We don't even wipe out ass with the English.

mum and dad were both shitty americunts not irish scot welsh or whatever you like to LARP as.
anyway, anybody got anymore stories of garofalo and giant cucumbers??

Leaving so soon? Pimples to pop?

i gotta do some shit sorry bruh, but ill still project my avatar don't worry you'll get your thing.

LARP? I thought 14, but now definitely under 24. What dorks.

I dont recall seeing Garofalo in this scene?

I think shit-for-brains is self delusional!!!

LARPing is when you stupid americunts pretend you're irish, scottish, welsh or whatever else. just embrace youre shitty americunt identity.

relax with the exclamation marks bruv, take yer meds.