No rekt thread?

fake and gay.

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asians are disgusting humanoids

why does he have a beard when he dies?

Fake. Bullet would have took his dome off.

You've just watched somebody do a sloppy try at suicide, something he will regret when he wakes up in the hospital, full of painkillers and in a need of a facial reconstruction

fake. that is demi moore's daughter

this one is fake but on Yea Forums you'll see a lot a vids where people die

ex president, shot himself in the head

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looks like a dead slug, kek

Did he live?

does it look like it?

Damn never mind

Naw, he ded. Half the country wishes he could've lived in shame and his kids strip off their millions. Police were inside his home ready to take him into custody.

Holy shit that was brutal

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What a fucking power move, what do you do if you see that happening?

I take a BIG sipp of UNSEE JUICE

Applaud that dude

>remember this guy?

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idk

why is there blood on his hand ?

Is he the dude who killed his mom and sister? Looks kinda like I've seen him before

Marcel Hesse

he killed neighbour's 9 year old kid and sent it to some fellow krautfag friend of his who posted it to /b, later killed some fat spergist landwhale friend of his and posted some aftermath pics + time stamp on here before turning himself in

Nein, er hat den Nachbarsjungen getötet und später dann noch einen ehemaligen Schulkameraden, wo er untergetaucht ist. Außerdem hat er wohl noch ein Feuer gelegt.

best rekt video m.youtube.com/watch?v=0coZE9rXeyo

yeah I watching a video on him rn

Holy shit that's where I remember it from, didn't he kill his friend too or am I not remembering right?

hatte ich gesagt aber okay neger

post more

the fat fuck's dead body

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more

his victims

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How is this even possible?

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hesse after killing the autist

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the kid is cute, i'd blow him.

what a waste.

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BUMPB

i wonder what he looked like after the incident

you can actually see a bit of his face on Hesse's first picture. Tried editing it a bit to make it more visible

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And this is why you press the gun to your temple kiddos

aww cute selfie

>taking qt selfies with your bff

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DUDE there's surgeon for this ! why doing this this way ?!

what happened ?

WTF happened?

that's fucked, and the guys smiling. what happened to the guy? hopefully went from one hell, cartel style to the next hell.

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Even going to a proper surgeon can have horrific results. They should just be happy with their feminine penis rather than a gaping wound that needs to be painfully stretched every day to stop it from closing

> " ex president, shot himself in the head " ;
Fake & gay - doesn't look anything like Obama.

What 3 Rd world shit hole country? Brazil?

I don't think a doctor would cut your dick just because you ask him to do it.

I agree that cutting the penis away is a bad idea but hey people do whatever they want, but at least doit cleaner

Perú, happened today.

That person isn't wanting to become a woman. You need the cock and balls to transition. He is submissive and wanted to become a nullo.

Probably nerve gas AKA heart attack.

and doctors can't do that ?

I've never heard of any (at least in the USA). There are Docs that will do a bilateral orchiectomy with no questions asked at a pretty reasonable rate between $3K - $4K

Someone did the same to his left arm

at that point he's totally useless to any girl or gay so he might as well die

He could still get fucked in the ass and have orgasms. Even without a cock and balls, you can still orgasm and spurt out prostate fluid from your hole.

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Fuck..just read about it. Hopefully they start raiding US government employees that stole millions from the country. Ala uranium 1. Many good people have died. Time to pay up

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nerve gas

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So it's not gay if the balls don't touch

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yeah but you'd have to be looking at it and shit. gross

Rex

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Big kahuna rex

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How come blood didn't piss out everywhere!?

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Why these retards choose to jump from bridges I'll never understand. They just hit water.

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I could not give a fuck about buying a sports team.

that fukin filename mein side

Life isnt a video game you sperg. Water has a property known as "surface tension". Hitting water that quickly is essentially the same as hitting cement. Theres a reason people rarely survive a bridge jump. If the impact doesnt kill you, it will turn you to unconscious jelly and drown

Imagine being this dumb.

It's bait.

Sandnigger Jews, am I right?

youtube.com/watch?v=AY_AJDBvNnY

>intubated with an OPA in...okayyy

What a shit looking pizza.

damn bro, my country is really shit, he was a great asshole he deserv it

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Holy fuck that idiot is lucky

A delicious morsel on a hook

LOL

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how fucking dumb you have to be to invent a guy fighting a bull as a sport and be proud of it

>not naming the webm "Fallrus"
>you are a "Failrus"

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What did he do drop a firecracker in there?

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When you hear a funny joke

What happened to the videos?

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not my president

how come no one notices the gun does an instant 180 after the shot?

I was distracted by how this man grabs the gun and doesn't go limp after supposedly blowing his brains out.

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There wouldn't be muzzle flash like that if it was actually touching his skin. I think there's some sort of viewing angle trick going on here

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

>filename
>kek

sandniggers... am i right?

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kek i remember this show. apparently the owners said their dog is racist (mainly barks & is aggressive towards black people), so the dog whisperer comes in and says ''your dog won't bite me bc i'm mexican''

Low-key excited.

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MOAR MONKEYS GETTING HIGH and dont post any niggers either

holy shit this is the closest thing i've seen to a real life final destination style death

crazy shit man

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You spergs don't get out much. He went for an erging record and gave it his all.

no its nerve gas

No you just watched someone supposedly shoot their chin and front teeth off.

Not if the angle was not right. Somepeople fuck up and wind up just shooting a part of their face off.

When you jump off a moving object you still retain your velocity relative to the moving object (example, if you jumped backward with the same velocity as the object that's moving forward you'd pretty much stay in the same place)

The gun makes a 180 after shot, a gallon of blood magically appears right after the shot and the muzzle flash is visible although the barrel is pushed against the chin

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The muzzle flash is coming out of his mouth because his dumb ass shot a bullet through his chin, through his mouth (flash exits mouth) and the bullet leaves through his nose. watch it again, the muzzle flash is shaped like his mouth coming out in a flattened pattern. Also he grows a magic beard right after the shot, I really cant figure out what happened there

Why not kill the dog first and then cook it? It won't try to jump out of the fucking pot if they did

They actually believe that torturing the dogs first gives it a special flavor. Not joking, I wouldnt mind eating a dog but torturing it first for flavor is some hocus pocus faggotry and these men are fucking morons, if not roaches.

either that or gradually raise the temperature degree by degree so the dog doesn't realise it's being boiled.

Because at that height it's fundamentally no different than hitting concrete.

The water is as hard as concrete when you hit the surface of it with that level of force. But you may be trolling.

Not calling the webm chinese_jamie_oliver
smh

the chinese believe that if the animals die in terror then they will taste better. I wish there were more cannibals in China, I could then enjoy karma.

can you figure out why the gun does a little 180?

Fucknut, look at the video. There's an obvious jump cut when the gun goes off and the gun turns around in his hand. Before the shot the hammer of the gun is facing the camera, immediately after the grip is facing the camera. The cut is disguised by the jerky motion of the dude, but they made one mistake when filming the video.

I've heard that stressing an animal before death can make the meat taste worse not better

are you a fucking downs? never seen the olympics, divers nosedive from higher heights than that and don't die so calm your faggotry down.

>b8

Fucking Chinese people. Half of rekt threads seem to be Chinese people dying and nobody giving a shit. How fucked up is a culture where you can be run over and have nobody stop and try to help you or at least avoid running you over more

>couldn't negate what I said

unlucky fag

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Now i'm not vouching for that video, just saying it happens that people fuck up when they try suicide by gun to chin.

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Divers don't usually hit the water back first, they try to hit it with the least surface area possible

>Fallrus

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I am not denying its fake, or real, I'm just saying to the people questioning the flash that it blasted though his thin under chin and filled his mouth with the muzzle flask that exited in a horizontally elongated pattern that matches the width of his mouth. If they edited that for fun they definitely nailed the muzzle flash. Again I dont give a fuck if its real or not, and trying to pretend a gore video is fake to feel better about your mentally stability makes you a faggot child

um shut the fuck up? just bc i couldn't prove what you said was wrong doesnt mean you can call me a fag, what a fucking cunt u are. I just said u were b8ing bc i couldn't disprove what you said so just stfu tryna make me look ridiculous on Yea Forums not happening just stfu. I won.

MODS WORK

there's technique to it, retard. you have to train to do high dives and learn to break the tension with your hands instead of just jumping headfirst or bellyflopping.

"hurr durr I can eat razorblades cause I saw a guy at the carnival swallow a sword durrrr"

Yes I have heard that is why you cannot eat a deer if you hit it accidentally in your car, it taints the meat somehow, I guess the chineese like that "worse" taste

Suit youself. Stay stupid.

If you can't see the digital work and editing done in that video then there is no hope for you.

that's true but if it was like hitting concrete then their heads would explode bc that's what hits the water first in most cases.

shut the fuck up cockmonger

You do that user. Your attempt at claiming olympic divers are in instant peril has failed. Stay 'tarded anonchops!

this was fucking hilarious

If you cant read the English stating that I dont know (or give a fuck) if its real or not means there is no hope for you, finish your homework kiddo, its almost your bedtime.

There are plenty of real vids in this thread, that one is fake however.

LOGFAG

This is what you look like when you try your hardest.

You really needed to explain this basic shit you fucking cuck? fuck outta here

LOL(YOU)

I have been on this Yea Forums since 2006 my kiddo, I have seen it all. Tip: fucking leave and stop perverting your shit with this faggot ass childish trash

ok thanks/b/ im done with internet today.

The poster asked how that was possible and I answered faggot. Most people don't know shit about physics

Shut up you faggot. Thats a real faggot thing to know. Fucking calling us spergs because we dont know whats going on in a fucking obscure ass rowing machine video. Fucking dumb cunt.

He asked to bait you into responding seriously. are you baiting me or are you that oblivious you fat dumb piece of trash?

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Um shut the fuck up? I just called you a fag that means I won. iDIOT FUCK. Stop trying to fuck with me by exposing the fact i don't have an argument, no one is gonna believe you so just fuck off.

All of you posting animals being killed by humans : youre fucking damaged goods and im glad the world is ending because i do not wish to see the next evolution of yohe degeneracy. You make me want life in all forms to end.

My gawd what a faggot you are...trying to help people you fucking bitch baby faggot

KEKBAITED

Dinner and a show. The fuck else they got to do, honestly?

>I was only pretending to be retarded
Sure kid.

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Have you ever heard of surface tension? The water isn't as hard as concrete, but when you're moving fast enough you displace so much so quickly that it crushes you. When you land like a diver you take a lot more time to displace the water, because it happens over a longer frame of time your body is able to withstand it.
Your body could handle 1 lb on your chest for as long as you want, lets say you'd for sure be fine even after a full day. However if you had 1440 lb on your chest for one minute (number of minutes in 1 day) you'd probably not be doing to well.
Additionally your hands break the surface tension, and the rest of your body faces much less resistance. If this truly isn't bait then you don't understand pretty simple physics.

what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? No supper for faggots in this house. Go to bed Steven

GET CUCK'D FAG

>be me
>be chinese
>post animal rekts
>Yea Forumstards get triggered
>Yea Forums posts chinese people getting rekt
>no one bats an eyelid

double standards is real smh

Fuck you RALPH, go to bed hungry or eat your fruit loops like a little bitch you blue waffle

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Dont try to merge my humor with yours you pussy bitch. GO TO SLEEP OR IM CALLING YOUR UNCLE OVER FOR A VISIT

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yeah yeah yeah, so laws of gravity don't apply to olympic divers. Got it. Dumbass.

>This is the untruthful and reeks of male bum bum sexy times.

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Animals don't know any better. Humans should know better. That's why we feel less sorry for them

HILARIOUS joke you Hillary voting faggot...go to sleep ralphy, you are not funny so minus 1 point for you fag

Any screencaps of the dead bodies?

Oh poor thing has run out of anything clever to say. Poor baby needs a nap! you extended a handshake and I butch slapped you, deal with it loser

WHY are you so triggered?? LOOOL fucking hilarious...-2 points for being a triggered faggot

is this threads title "morons fighting for a different side of the same coin" or "10 year olds swearing at each other"? no its rekt thread... do you guys know what that means?

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If you keep using the same obscure insult people are going to know you're samefagging, ass-hat.

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you two need to break up or get the fuck off this board. you're turning the rekt thread into a real time cringe thread.

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I had chickens once, they would eat anything. Even fought my dog for chicken scraps.

Either that or just lit any kind of flame. Natural gasses took it from there.

Fake as fuck

STFU here is some black cock to suck on fag

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here's some for you, nigger

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this isn't rekt, a body can survive land splashing in water you absolute dumbass

More for you you nigger loving spic

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>being this new

You realize you will be responded to by another person pretending to be stupid and you two dumb fucks will pretend to be stupid between yourselves each thinking you are tricking the other person. Reddit is that way kiddo --->

But they're a docile loving breed:33333

#triggered....nig nog

another triggered nig nog...suck black giant clits fag

One of may reasons I find China the world's worst country

Nothing you say will keep your dad from beating the shit out of you and your mom, your powerless, useless, teenage fucking loser bitch boy LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

LULZ what a nig nog Bernie Sanders voting flamer

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braindead

pitbull genocide when?

Oof. Triggered much?

poor cat, but honestly dumb af for just sitting there

Its ok... its not your fault.... your dad beats you but its not your fault... ok kiddo? Remember that as you grow up and become a real person

Did not expect that

Nigger genocide first. They're the more dangerous animals.

bro I dont even know the context of your conversation and I can see your mad from all the way over here.

You are probably some 40 yr old triggered faggot who loves little kids; please stop thinking I am a kid so you can jerk off to me triggering you.....fag

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Kill yourself faggot

so much trigger....stop voting for hillary and bernie you damn nig nog

nigger this aint ylyl

My sides

Don't blame the victim, bigot.

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1. Wrong person
2. My father is dead
3. I happen to know for a fact that your father LOVES the D. He was at my house last night taking my big fat nigger dick and LOVING IT. He begged for my cum the whole time.
4. The apple NEVER falls far from the tree, sport. Come see me when you think you're man enough to break that asshole if right.

MODS WORK

has nothing to do with ‘surface tension’ genius — water doesn’t compress

"I meant to do that."

goddamn kids like this are so retarded.

Surrounded by anime girls. What a pitiful situation

At least do it outside, right?

it doesnt matter that it doesn't compress, its not a close system you mongoloid. Exit the conversation and stop pretending you know what you're talking about.

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cant even pin up a tarp correctly.

awwww is poor cry baby making a number list now? tldr faggot LMFAO

you host gay orgies at your house?

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another nig nog pretending to be smart huh

this fucking manlet gets so triggered it makes my day...prob got a small dick or giant clit

Yeah, wanna cum?
Offered to be the catcher.
I'll make sure to make his invite short, I know he has trouble with big words.

I genuinely hope youre trolling. Only a small child could be this dumb

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Oh, I'll be sure to use small words this time so you understand.
Your dad eats my cum.
You're welcome to join him cutie.

filename

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stop I cant breath! LMFAO! seeing true butthurtness is always a nice surprise on this board! Havent seen summer kiddos like you in years!

I love how there are girls eating each other out in the background of this party

can you faggots stop bickering like little girls. people are here to see a rekt thread, not read your idiotic back and forth insults.

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Judging by the change in this cucks replies, the triggerness is very true and obvious....this is fucking great LÕL

and then you post a fucking stupid ass video and no rekt video...fuck outta here you faggot

tldr CANT STOP LAUGHING AT YOU!

oh lawd lol

You misunderstand. I want to have sex with you. You can top if you want. I'll pretend it's big.

very strong trigger with this one....LUL LUL LUL

rekd

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Little kid deserved it

I am seriously not reading these, jsut posting generic faggotry to get your idiot ass to respond! ITS GREAT! I bet even after knowing this you will still respond LMFAO! I lookm for the "(you0" and completely disregard whatever you said and just harvest your triggered fruit like a cheap ass crop LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

tldr.....#triggered

thats not what happend in this episode at all

holy fuck you both are so autistic. You should take your makeout session back to 9gag

tldr faggot

keep responding my slave child. I am hungry for you responses, I eat the butthole of your patheticness

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No. Cement & water are 2 different elements. How you could mistake a rockhard surface with penetrable water is beyond me. But you're probably just trolling. Meh.

i dont remember anything about a racist dog but lol. also he said it was his fault because he was too focused on the camera and show instead of watching the dogs body language

da fuq you say nig nog? so much cuck to fit into your mouth

Most of the guys on Yea Forums should consider becoming nullos. They’d be happier without all of that nasty testosterone in their bodies.

keep responding to my commands slave child. You are trained to respond to me when commanded arnt you..... also keep the gay pron coming please

That kind of shit is 3rd world doctor tier.
Dis bared doctor I may add.

so much trigger

Obviously severe nerve gas inhalation caused insides to explode.

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good boy.

based dog

I WIN...so glad

Your a moron.

You replied to me so if you can't negate my valid points then just refer to it as bait, either way, you replied, thus meaning you were baited. Just isn't your day is it. Kek.

>still doesn't realize he's talking to 10 different people

Fucking HOW??

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V/H/S 2

lulz...he's so triggered

aw good boy does another respond!, keep responding to your master kiddo I'm about to launch ropes

KEK

Um stfu? I called it bait that means I won. Stop tryna make me look like a fag by pointing out I couldn't disprove your facts. You didn't win, stfu.

You + Are = You're
Your = Possessive
I remember that from second grade :)

This nigga playin too much Minecraft.

Is that a fucking dildo

Lol his wiener is..... e-rekt

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youtu.be/1Nxq5nS00qU

That's from the V/H/S series

I don't think it was supposed to be....

Real question is, why that hideous tattoo?

Hi I'm the guy who claimed that water is as hard a surface as concrete. (so you know I'm an intelligent.)

He actually wouldn't have experienced pain in his weiner, this is factually incorrect, the pain would have been most prominent in his underdeveloped testes.

WTFs going on here

Joke ruiner

We're all disgusting in our own special ways.

this is just how they give hot baths in china

Wtf lol

nah chinks are the worst

yeah but then they wouldn't have the pleasure of seeing that little fucker die a slow painfull death

dude fuck raccoons
this just made my day