Anyone got any good sex stories? No limits

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On Bumble
Swipe
Swipe tiny brown Asian girl
We match
Immediately show 8 inch dick
She laughs
We meet
She comes over
I pound her pussy
She's sore
Comes over 2 days later
We fuck
I cum hard, she squirts
I put it in her ass
I cum hard again
She screams 'It's too much'
I pull her hair and push her face into the pillow as my cum pumps deep into her ass
She squirms, and drools all over pillow

Room mate stops me next day
'Someone got ravaged last night'

I can greentext about fucking my buds wife

I have fantasies about fucking my friend and this is how I imagine it would go

Do it

what's the name of that damn cat image, I've seen so many edits of it but cant for the life of me find where it's originally from

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Idk snagged it off a cat thread once

Ill be 34 soon and i dont even have a bad one. Life is good

Alright, here it goes.
Before I start I guess I have to clarify, I'n my country (Chile) it's a lot more common for shitty schools to hold students from 1st grade all the way to the last year of highschool, which we call Media here, so you're surrounded by people from all ages, children, kids, pubescents, teenagers and even adults that repeated a year more than once.
With that said, let's begin
>Be me, back in highschool
>Learned to use my weirdness and overall retardness to make friends who find me hilarious
>About a quarter from my school knows me
>That includes outcasts, normal people, thugs, and even some chads who threathed me like a lil bro
>Amongst all these people there is this girl I know, she's 13
>She shows me off to her other 7th/8th grade friends because she thinks I'm super cool and crazy or some shit.
>One of her friends opens her mouth when looking at me
>She didn't introduce herself, probably too shy to do it
>She eyes me on recess and lunch from afar, until one day I break the ice
>"Hey, what's up, we know from this, remember?"
>She fails at making small talk, and fails to pretend she can keep up a conversation with me
>She's listening to lil' peep, but only knows one song
>Total poser, but hey, I already know many, one more is not a difference.
>Talk with her a bit and then leave
>After that, she starts talking to me, or more like, aproaching
>Buys me candy like lolipops and chocolates, sticks by side if I'm alone but won't say a word, actually a bit annoying at times
>She shows obvious interest in me, but I don't take up on the offer until later.
>Was currently seeing some chick a buddy told me was "easy" because I just wanted to lose my v card, but failed.
>Decide that, despite the risk of jail, pussy is pussy.

Cont.

>so be overseas for work, my buds wife shoots me an FB message
>hey user we’re going out for bud’s b day it would be really cool if you could make it
Now let me take a moment to paint this right. She isn’t blaring hot of a smoke show. She is definitely cute but just something about her just makes me want to bury my cock in her.
>so tell her I’ll try to make it, she replies with several emojis
>I fly in two days before and decided to get a hotel and lounge around to adjust to the new hours
>Been so busy and tired I hadn’t fapped in legit two weeks
>day of finally arrived every meets and we have a nice dinner
>some friends mention they can’t really drink all that much because they need to drive
>bud and his wife are a little sad they wanted to rage
>offer them to crash in my room and they gleefully accept
>dude we get fucking slammed like god damn I’m not 16 anymore drunk
>they can barley fucking walk I literally have to hold her up as we walk to the hotel
>the whole time I’m looking right down her shirt, Cute colorful bra.
>getting hard just looking down her shirt
>we finally stumbled into the room bud goes the the corner and is just talking nonsense
>she passed out just like this
Pic related cont?

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Fuck yea continue

Any more pics?

>National Day of the Student rolls around
>No classes, just activities all day
>This girl, let's just call her Catalina, is right by my side, as usual.
>She follows me to a blind spot in school, away from most teachers, monitors, cameras, and students.
>As we lied in the floor, I hugged her tighly and told her I loved her
>She gets super excited
>Inmediatedly kisses me in the mouth, and I hold her close and turn it into a french kiss.
>She doesn't object
>Over some chit chat and kisses, I slip my hand by her back, down to her hip
>Ask her if she trusts me
>She nods nervously
>I grab her ass
>She just giggles and smiles
>I already realized she was exploitable, but this made things crystal clear
>Tell her I trust her too and I don't mind anything she does
>She takes the hint and starts touching my penis
>We're constanly looking away to make sure no one is watching.
>Eventually we decide to sneak up on the higher floors and get in a classroom through the window
>We choose hers, which has only one window in the front, and the back of the classroom is invisble from outside
>While in the classroom, we made out
>She put her hands down my pants, then down my boxers, but wouldn't touch my penis directly
>She also let me touch her under her panties and bra, but I couln't directly touch her pussy, she says it gave her goosebumps
>The bell rings and we bolt from the classroom
>Once the day is over, I tell her to tell no one of this and to keep it a secret
>She agrees
>Swap numbers, and only see her after school in her empty classroom.

cont

20 year old virgin here, how do I find pussy?

I let dogs fuck me on several occasions. Last time was about 3 months ago

>I’m in a daze I just can’t stop starting at her ass. I very obviously start snapping pics of her as bud watched. I don’t know what exactly possessed him but he just got up and went to the bathroom
>part of me wants to believe he simply did not wish to witness the pounding off a lifetime his betrothed was about to experience
>as he left I stood questioning everything moral fiber “wtf am i thinking”
>I couldn’t quite commit so I called out her name, poked her a bit, nudged her, then forcefully shaking her.
>totally dead out, then she brought her knees up and that ass nearly popped out
> I caved I gave in to that DNA
Pic related bud before he left us
(Cranked up brightness)

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story?

One time I had socially sanctioned intercourse in the missionary position within the bonds of marriage, with the lights off.

>3 weeks have gone by, and she's madly in love with me
>Those hormones do wonders for you
>Saturday
>She's been texting me all morning, but I didn't even leave her on read until a while
>She asks if I want to go over to her house
>Ask if she's alone
>As soon as she says yes, I told her to give me the directions on google maps and went super fast.
>Stopped by the pharmacy to buy some condoms, know how to put them on because I've practiced with them before
>As I arrive, she opens the door and is on her pyjamas still.
>She gives me a passionate kiss and lets me in
>We go straight to her bedroom
>She just wants to talk with me, but I want to fuck
>Start acting nervous so she notices.
>She finally does and asks what's wrong
>Tell her I'm ashamed of myself because I've masturbated thinking of her and that I want to have sex with her
>She seems to have mixed feelings, compassion, love, excitement and disgust, all merged into one.
>We're silent for a while
>Eventually she says "alright, but just this once"
>Fuck, yeah.
cont

continue, i am captivated

>I slide my hand down her pants which is open access at this point
>get fingers to the side and can feel this insane heat radiating from her pussy that is so vivid in my memory, slowly rub my fingers around.
>not even a minute and it’s sloshing in wetness
>pull back and start putting my hands up her shirt and feel her small but amazing soft tits
>all the sudden hear this loud sound in the bathroom, fucking bolt to my bed tell myself “be cool be cool”
>wait out a few mins dead silence, pop my head in and see bud dropped some shit over while in snoozeville
>after cooling down a bit I walk back over to her not sure if I have the nerve to continue
>while standing there thinking and looking at her ass I start getting diamonds
>guess I had my answer

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I met this woman and had sex with her, 9 months later a baby popped out of her vagina. It was a small human that shared half my dna.

(On mobile and never free text so I’m gonna be slow af and shitty)
>be me, 13
>family owned pit bulls my whole life
>have a 2 year old pit, lets name him R
>I start browsing the Internet and get into 4 Chan
>start becoming bicurious
>want to experiment but scared cause family’s super anti gay
>I sleep with R one night
>fapping to some dank gay furry porn
>R comes and licks my dick
>scared af but felt good
>let him go to town, eventually licks my ass
>think I’m in heaven
>get into foggy position, figured he’d have a better angle for licking
>immediately jumps on me
>have trouble overpowering him
>he hits his mark once
>I jump out from under him in sheer pain
>let him go back to licking and I finish
After two years of experimenting with him I finally was able to take the knot

>Anyone got any good sex stories?
background: after lust of first time wore off, wife only tolerated anal occasionally and always at my initiation, but when we do it she enjoys it and cums. I'm pretty girthy so it usually requires time and lots of lube
>we’re lying in bed one weekend morning, getting ready to start the day
>wife goes into shower first
>she comes out, dries herself, gets back into bed and starts making out with me
>things getting frisky and I'm now all set for some pre-breakfast nookie
>wife gives me a cheeky grin, goes into spoon position (she small spoon)
>she turns head and carries on kissing me
>I’m nibbling the side of her neck, fondling her tits and stroking her pussy
>she’s appreciatively rocking and moving her hips
>the tip of my rock-hard cock ends up between her butt-cheeks
>she stops moving, raises an eyebrow and softly goes “ooooh” and then shifts position slightly
More? Or bored?

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more

>"experimenting"
Can you share your studies, doc'?

Does anybody have the rest of this greentext?

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can't be gay, but inter-species sex should fly.

>why not just be closet gay?

It's a little late to answer really but damn man what an odd way to deal with that.

>There was a lot of kissing involved
>I made sure to rub her plenty, I was still a virgin but I didn't want it to show, so I played it as cool as I could
>I started taking her lower pyjamas off, and saw she didn't have much hair
>There's a saying that goes "If there's hair, there's no crime" But I guess I was gonna serve jail time if we got caught.
>She was panting, covering her face, drenches in sweat, and I was so fucking hard I felt like I could rip my jeans open
>Take my pants off slowly, teasing her for a while
>She wants to look away, but can't and instead looks through the space between her fingers
>She tells me that I'm big
>I don't take the compliment very well, since she was going through puberty, she was still extremely small in body, both her hands could grab my penis, and mind you, I'm 7.3 inches
>Put the condom on smoothly, making sure she sees it to give her the impression that I know what I'm doing
>I rub my penis on her clit, and get ready to put it in
>She confesses to me just now that she isn't a virgin
>Kinda ruined my perfect moment, but hey, I'm already here
>Say "Neither am I"
>I struggle to put it in for a while, not only because I took a while to find the whole, but because she was super, fucking, small
>Play it off as teasing, she seems to buy it
>When I finally put it in, she lets out a bone chilling moan, she was extremely happy
>That moan, still resonates in my ears to this day

cont

My studies do declare that dog dick is best dick.
I picked the dog cause I didn’t know any gay guys, and a dog won’t go tell my dad that I’m a faggot.

>I move slowly, it's a bit hard to do, probably not enough foreplay, and she was just that tight.
>I hold her hands the whole way through, missionary in case you're wondering, and she's twitching on my dick, still moaning like a pornstar as I speed up and aproach cumming
>I cum in a short while
>I tell her that I couldn't contain myself
>She says it's ok, and that we can do it again later.
>Pull out and cuddle with her for a while
>After a few hours I leave
>She doesn't want me to go
>Tell her I'll be back for her whenever she needs me
>She kisses me again and finally opens the front door for me.

There's quite a lot more to type, and I'll be back in a while, I'm gonna go buy some bread before it's too late.
When I get back, I'll tell you all about our adventures in the classroom, our eventual break up, and how I cucked her new boyfriend.

See you all in a short while, Yea Forums

Hurry up get that bread

Alright, I'm back, fucking queues.

>1 months goes by and we take every opportunity we have fuck like rabbits at her place
>Made up some bullshit about hating my parents and didn't want to be near my house
>She buys it, and even shows compassion for me
>One friday, her mom was back at home, had a free day.
>She is visibly upset about it
>Tell her to meet me after class
>She does without question
>Tell her to follow me and we sneak on an empty classroom from the lower grades
>They get laid off earlier (and so are the monitors of their hall), the classrooms doors are locked, but the windows never are
>Get inside the 4th grade B classroom
>Help her get in
>Squeeze her ass as I do

cont for a short bump

Coont

>As soon as we're in, we don't undress, but I take my pants down and she moves her panties to the side
>I fuck her on top on a cute desk with bees and flowers in it, she's moaning very loudly, like she knows I like it, but I tell her to keep quiet or we could draw attention
>I suddenly shove it all in in one go for no real reason at all
>She screams in pain and pleasure
>Quickly cover her mouth
>Hopefully no one heard
>Sit on a chair, she rides me from here on out until she cums, for once, first.
>We don't have time to clean up
>We did it raw, and she said she was on the pill
>We left the desk we we're on like a complete mess, some of the paper drawings were torn apart
>We get out of the classroom and return to our own halls, acting as normal as we can
>She tells me my semen is dripping down and has to go to the barthroom
>Kiss her goodbye and tell her I have to run to my house, a lie, I just wanted to go.

cont, next up, the breakup.

Yea Forumsro this is getting juicy. I wanna see how you ripped her heart out

>Around one month has gone by since the classroom incident
>Started to get bored of her and her clinginess
>My self steem and confidence have skyrocketed now, so I though I was ready for girls my age and even outside my league
>I act as obnoxiously as I can to get her to hate me, but it's futile
>She would resort to cutting herself after we "fought"
>Feeling guilt, but that's only a way of knowing I need this chick out of my life
>Tell her that she can't play stupid
>that I know
>"Know what?"
>Just that I "know"
>She finally stops pestering me
>One of her friends came to me and told me she was sorry about everything
>Actually confused
>She. Was. Cheating
>Apparently, she didn't sleep with the dude, but they kissed a lot during my moody act
>Per-fucking-fect
>The perfect excuse to dump her
>Tell her friend that I won't forgive her because I'm hurt and depressed
>It's fucking bullshit, I'm all smiles inside
>After school, she looks for me.
>Asks to talk
>I have to be careful with what I say
>I can't have her hate me too much because she could call the cops and who the fuck would believe a 17 year old boy that he didn't abuse a poor and vulnerable 12 year old girl.
>She apologizes, and promises me to never do it again, that she hates herself, that we can have sex to amend things.
>I quote a fucking reggaeton song
>May god forgive you, because I won't
>Ramble on for a while on how much I hate her
>Finish with the lowest hit I could manage
>Crocodile tears, while playing the romantic boy
>Out of fucking everyone, I can't believe you did this to me, I loved you so much, I gave you everything I had, for once I though someone accepted for who I was, and all I got was a selfish whore who used me for sex
>I wipe out my tears and run away
>Her friends were nearby, and they rushed to help her
>She fell down to the floor, she's having a breakdown
>Oh fuck, I'm out of here.
that almost concluded the relationship, except for what happened in the next few weeks.

cont

Oh fuck this is like a reality TV show with how dramatic this is

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>be me
>gf is into weird shit
>she asks me to store my cum in pill bottles
>Ok...
>she keeps them to smell my cum
>her dad finds the bottles
>ohfuck.jpg
>i can't see her anymore

Pubscent teens think that stuff is super serious and deep and take it to the heart, again, those hormones do wonders.

>Don't see her at school for a few days
>Eventually I see her, she's holding hands with some tall skinny dude
>Welp, that was fast, she already forgot about me
>And now I get to bask in my newfound sex knowledge and walk away scott free
>...or so I though
>Wherever I go, whoever I am with, she's there with this dude kissing
>She's trying to make me jealous, but I couldn't care less
>Next time you kiss her, tell me how my dick taste
>The week goes by, and she keeps stalking me with this guy
>He probably knows about me but I don't care
>One day, one of Catalina's friends approaches me
>Catalina wants to talk after school again
>Catalina pulls me away after school, back to the lower grade halls
>She apologizes again
>She asks me to come back
>I tell her I might consider it with one condition
>Blow me in the girls bathroom
>She gladly accepts
>Rush her to the girls bathroom and lock ourselves on the bigger stall
>She unzips my pants and begins kissing my penis until I'm hard
>She starts sucking me
>I grab her hair by the roots and facefuck her
>She's trying to tell me something but I don't care
>Cum in her mouth, she shows me that she swallows
>Tells me even that she missed me
>She turns around and shakes her ass at me gently, starts rubbing my still hard cock with her small butt
>I don't even care if she's lubed up, I just jammed it in.
>Started fucking her agaisn't the wall while closing her mouth with my hand
>Came inside, don't know if she was on something, made her take a pill anyway after that
>She looks back at me and waits for my response
>Tell her that no matter how much she fucks with me, I'm not coming back
>She's not even crying, she's just mad
>Slaps me across the face with the might of Zeus
>She yells some shit at me then leaves
>Oh fuck, I might have fucked up
>She didn't tell anyone, and changed schools days later.

>Few people seemed to know, and rumors were kept at a minimum, thanks to my connections to many popular guys at school
>I got them to believe that she was just batshit crazy about me and that I didn't even know her name
>She was defamed as a stalker, and I was still everyone's best friend.

That's about it, truly, the best year of my life.

That was some telenovela shit right there my friend

HA

Glad you liked it user, I posted this on /r9k/ once but it got no replies there either. No one cares about zoomer sex stories I guess.

Looking in the Yea Forums archive:
The first post in the screenshot appears in this thread:
thebarchive.com/b/thread/730746017/
and the last post in the screenshot appears in a different thread
(this link goes to the 2nd thread then jumps to that last post):
thebarchive.com/b/thread/730759506/#730763520
You may find the rest of the story after that point, but I will leave you to decide if any of the later posts are legitimately par of the story, or if they are fake.

Moar?

>cute Japanese girl on language exchange app
>Meet ~once a week somewhere in public for language exchange
>Start talking about personal stuff eventually
>Day before she leaves back home I invite her over to watch movies
>We watch movies on bed, eventually move closer and start touching each other
>Start making out
>fuck twice, sleep together, fuck again when we wake up
> lets me blow my load on her face and cleans me up after
>never once saw this coming but sometimes dreams do come true

That sounds amazing

I've been so high off this everyday for the past week. I'm just a regular guy who works an engineering job and lives alone with minimal social interaction.. and I took Japanese as a side hobby to keep busy and never hoped for more than a platonic language exchange. Each meeting I'd be more attracted to her... I've been thanking myself for making that move and replaying how right it went. I think this might be the highlight of my life.