Answer to last one please

ok so maybe its not apparent but last one is upgraded version of the second one so they dont see each other,they would say what other bird

nah,there is a solution,i heard it once i just forgot.somone here must know

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

I'll wait for the reveal then. I ain't seeing it.

I took truth to mean absolute truth, not perceived. But yes in that event, or the event that they are immortal, my answer would fail.

“Which door will lead to the place you go according to the morality laws in Christianity when you die.” Good bird points to heaven, bad bird points to hell.

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if the good bird isnt a christian he will go to hell...

I meant bad bird points to heaven

you grab both birds and walk them towards one of the doors to throw them in. they will struggle if it is the door to hell. you're welcome. answered the riddle with zero questions asked. call me god slayer ultra senpai

and they both show different doors....good job m8

I mistyped. Both birds will point to heaven. Also, you are specifying that it is according to morality laws, not whether or not the bird is a Christian.

Tweaked it just enough to work but I think it's bordering a little too closely to hypothetical now. Also both birds point to heaven.

you asked both birds a question. re read the prompt. you get to ask one bird

ultra god slayer confirmed

You do not illustrate how the lying bird points to heaven.

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I hope today's the end of it.

You don’t ask both, you ask either. No matter which you ask it will point to heaven

you are god now, how does it feel?

Demonstrate how.
You are not doing so.

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The op states the lying bird is bad. By specifying Christian morality, the bad bird goes to hell

I didnt even think it was possible. well done user

God dammmit I solved this thing 20 years ago when it was first posted.

UltimateGod Slayer mode:
Which door will you go through when you die.

Now who has the Avenger: Engame spoilers and video. I want to fuck up Kinja and IGN faggots.

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This is a pretty good answer
This is fucking gibberish.

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No it’s not

literally did it without even speaking to the birds. holy fuck you are a god

bad bird always lyin..maybe sociopath...maybe wont struggle at hell door...

Yes it is.

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nah fam this is pretty much a rock solid answer.

why u all think bad ppl believe they will go to hell?
have u ever met anyone?

Ohhhhhhh shit, he rolled Eggtrips!
He is right, then!

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It's up to me to spin it in my favor.

Explain why it is or fuck off. The logic is sound.

no its not times infinity

2 gods in 1 thread

Yes it is times infinity +1
>checkmate, you specious reasoning motherfucker

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TRULY THE GOAT.

nah man if you knew logic and math you'd know that doesnt work, but good try my dude

You’re screaming “I’m such an autistix atheist that the word Christianity triggers me and I’m triggered right now”

There is only one real way to answer this.

Pick a bird, it doesn't matter which one.

Tell that bird that you are going to pick it up and go through one of the doors, where you will proceed to use the bird as your own personal rape toy.

Proceed to ask the question "Is that what you want?"

Either end up in Heaven as God's successor, or in hell as the Devil's successor. Both are a win, and you get a free sex bird.

If this is the door to Heaven, would you say "yes?"

The heaven door will be the one facing north?

>see birds
>lose shit
>pull out phone
>post thread on Yea Forums asking for answers to riddle
>wait for uneven number of answers
>ask bird which door their representative bird recommended more times in this thread
>if good bird sent more to heaven in thread, they will both point to heaven
>if bad bird sent more to heaven in thread, they will both point to hell

Done.

Easy.
This works because bad bird is bad and good bird is good.
Which door do you want me to go through? Both point at the heaven door.
God tier bitches.

1) I'm a christian
2) that had nothing to do with anything.
3)the one screaming is you.

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Av got some post for god eer.... is ee in...?

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one bird always lies you dumbass

God slayer: which door do you deserve to go through?

enter that door

gg /thread

You’re the one throwing a tantrum over a right answer. My first act as god is to send you with the bad bird, peasant

Based on the assumption of Christian morality, and the assumption that the birds understand this morality. Too much room for error, and probably too hypothetical as a result.

Does the lying bird always lie, in all it's actions? Then it would not struggle at the door to hell.

These doors are not dependent on whether you are good or bad. There is no judgement that leads you through one door or another. It's all just a choice, and it's independent of your previous actions. Otherwise, your choice here doesn't matter either way, since God will just judge you on your life.

So asking a bird: "Which door will you go through" is asking it which choice it would make. The liar will say hell, and the honest bird will say heaven."

But one bird will point to the other door because it will lie. You end up with the birds pointing each door.

As a christian, I don't believe you could become god, infidel.

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Shame no one cares what you believe

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you retard the good bird show you heaven while the bad show you heaven too instead of hell because the bad one wants you to go to hell but he lies and send you to heaven instead

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A bigger shame what you care about is irrelevant, kid.

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TAKE A PEAK THROUGH EACH DOOR

Great comeback kid. Nothing says master wit like just repeating what someone smarter than you just said

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I don't think that would work, because it would be open.
BUT you bring up a great idea. Grab a door knob. If it is hot, it is hell.
Much better answer than this goofy chucklehead provided.

Samefagging salty kids stay salty

>The devil would give up his throne because I fuck birds.

You are worse than this doofus.

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see

it's prolly the best answer well get and it makes sense because why else would they put in the riddle that one bird is "bad" the other is "good" there is no purpose for that other then to show bad = hell and good=heaven otherwise they would have just leave the riddle as one bird always lies the other bird never lies etc

Let me know when you find someone smarter.

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Since you have nothing left to say other than “no u”, I think we’re all done wasting time on you. Make sure you head to bed soon, you got 2nd grade tomorrow.

>Does the lying bird always lie, in all it's actions? Then it would not struggle at the door to hell.

If that's the case then he could break both bird's feet and see which one cries in pain and which one gasps in pleasure.

Then you know what you need.

stay mad, kid.

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Approach one bird. Take your pick.

Ask that bird, "Would the other bird tell me that the door you are in front of leads to heaven?"

If that bird says yes, then you know that the other door leads to Heaven and that the door the bird you're talking to is in front of leads to Hell.

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what bird?

Doesn't matter what I or the birds think about morality. The birds understand the concept of Heaven and Hell. These riddles always devolve into charging parameters and semantics. The solution provide is the only and accurate solution.

Try again faggot.

Doesn't matter what I or the birds think about morality. The birds understand the concept of Heaven and Hell. These riddles always devolve into charging parameters and semantics. The solution provide is the only and accurate solution.

Try again faggot.

I'll give accurate but I still say
has something to it...

Start fucking one of the birds, if they're invisible to each other then the other bird will get really confused until you finish (and recharge obv) then you're like "your turn" and just keep doing that until you starve basically

the point is that the creatures or whats behind the door isnt the issue of the riddle.
lets say theres no birds but ghosts,who r dead already and 1 door has monez behind the other nothing.heaven and hell and wehter u can pick up or beat the birds or not doesnt matter from the perspective of the riddle.
cmon ppl where r the smart b/tards i know ure here somewhere

Except you're confusing the archetype of this kind of riddle with the riddle itself as it manifests before us.

The semantics are exactly the thing you play with based on the framing of how the riddle is posed if you want to continue to have fun with it.

Can you hear me and which door leads to heaven?

The answer is What door will you go through when you die. It does't matter if the birds believe in morality or not.

Try again faggot. The riddle is about birds and door to conceptual places of heave and Hell. Not ghost. There are those changing parameters and semantics again. LOL! Try again faggot.

Now that that riddle is solved try to solve the riddle bellow in 3 questions. I am the only one in the world to do it in 2.
Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

Boolos also provides the following guidelines:

It could be that some god gets asked more than one question (and hence that some god is not asked any question at all).
What the second question is, and to which god it is put, may depend on the answer to the first question. (And of course similarly for the third question.)
Whether Random speaks truly or not should be thought of as depending on the flip of a coin hidden in his brain: if the coin comes down heads, he speaks truly; if tails, falsely.
Random will answer 'da' or 'ja' when asked any yes-no question.

The good bird will point to heaven because the truth is he will go to heaven.
The liar bird will point to heaven because the truth is he will go to hell.

It's not that complex.

Everyone believes they will go to hell. Even good people.
Have you ever met anyone?

"Are you a bird?"

Muslims go to heaven though