Oh not not this shit again

Oh not not this shit again.

You all know the drill

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Iron man dies at the end of the new avengers

I fingered my mom's friend in the backseat of her car.

Fuck you he does not.

Afraid so bud. Loki comes back Thor fucks off to rebuild asgard.

Oh shit. Not the two things everyone and their mom figured out ages ago?

Damn

I’ve cummed inside of several girls who were passed out drunk/crushed up xans. The rush of nutting in these girls are unreal.

Pepper is pregnant Tony sees his daughter in a dream before he dies, They travel back in time Captain America fights his former self because his past self thinks current Cap is Loki in disguise. They assemble an army of heroes from different timelines to fight thanos. During the last fight Cap summons thors original hammer and also his shield to dual wield. Everything is melle + space ships. Tony uses the infinity gauntlet dies while flipping off thanos.

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

I had a 12yo girlfriend when I was 18

I fucked a woman. Eventually fucked her daughter (when she was 20 something). Now I wish I knew where they lived so I could go for the grand slam and get her daughter too.
I can't imagine too many people have nailed three generations. Though I wont either. Damn.

My fiancee sucked me off, when i came in her mouth she pretended to swallow it, then frenched me...she didnt swallow..but i did..

kik? mail?

I married my cousin. And we're not rednecks.

I'm desperated to have a trap friend

everyone thinks im a cool guy but im really depressed for all the bad things i've done, i cry and pretty sure i think i need meds now, i started thinking about doing bad shit to people, not killing, just spitting on them, curse them, shit like that

everyone tells me i have a bright future, im 28 and suck dick hard at life

I can't stand my sister.
If it werent fir my niece I wouldn't care if she dropped dead

tell me more about this

I've spent 6 years of my life with depression and when I started to experience depersonalization I experiencied ego death. It was amazing, also fucking terrifying to live through. Looks like I've lost my emotions too, could be the meds and depression tho. Life's not that bad.

-i used to show my dick in highschool, like flashing my dick to classmates and stuff

-i let a kid of my block frot his dick between my buttcheeks when we were like 12

-i robbed multiple times from people when they let me sleep at their houses

-i want to suck a mean fat dick from a feminine trap

-i hate and love my girlfriend

-i hate my dad and gonna tell him in his deathbed

Bmp

>Oh not not this shit again.

So you have pics?

Actually sounds pretty epic and sweet but I know it’s likely going to be Captain Mary Sue that puts on the gauntlet and saves universe because she is the best hero EVAR!

I have a Secret fetish for girls with these kind of eyes , i dont know why but this just gets me off instantly with just looking at them
Pic related ( for the eyes , if anyone Has more then send them my way )

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Once again, I still fuck my underage niece

Where my forearm fractured emits a very faint poop smell if I workout dehydrated enough. The rest of me emits a dried semen smell because I eat tons of vanilla yogurt

Age and any pics?

Nope it's going to be Professor Hulk and then he'll snap restoring/creating a new timeline and we'll get teasers about the Inhumans and Mutants

11 and nope

UK here. I crossdress and go on cam sites. I'm asian and I love making older white guys hard and cum for me. It gives me such a thrill showing myself to randoms

I've killed a rather large list of animals for the fun of it. I'd gut them, incapacitate them and shit like that. Always just random ones -- always loved it. Always felt better than a wank.

Found $8k in an envelope lying on the road.
Totally made my day. But also got paranoid someone spotted me with drug money.

Are you me?

I'm really in to voyeurism and I think about it constantly, but I don't know how to start out of fear of having pics taken of my face, or being recognized.

If you plan to move onto people soon, then yes.

How long has it been going on?

I fucked OP's mom

Dude, wtf, yes.
I was thinking about homeless people and beggars.

Story please?

inb4 this thread is in a serial killer documentary

Kill people who have something to live for. It'd make it so much funnier.

I set fire to the notre dame cathedral

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are u muslim?

Nigger ain't being buried in New Zealand, so no

are u sure?
youtube.com/watch?v=KchuqEJ0Bi8&bpctr

That's just a decoy. No way any surviving nigger would be let out of its metal box.

I came

Ive nailed 3 generations of the same family. It helps that the 1st was a massive pervert, the second was molested by the first, and the third and I were forced to "play" together growing up.

To be honest I dont know any other way that sort of thing can actually happen.

I made a hole in the porta potty at the local hangout spot and when drunk girls go in on the weekend I stick my cock in. Have had some interesting results.

I hope that was sarcasm

I hope it wasn't.

Tell me more. I have to know more.

I find my gf posted on here and it's hot.

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little under a year
>Moved closer to home to help take care of mom
>My older sister still lives in town
>Sister uses me for childcare during summer break
>Niece comes back from a few weeks a camp, talking like a sailor and acting like a bit of slut
>She's all talk about what she did with boys
>I frankly don't believe it, but let her go on and on
>I guess I was attracted to her, but never really felt any need to act on it
But the talking just got super boring, so I called her bluff
>Had her at one point talking about all the dick she sucked and I was just saying I didn't believe it and she wouldn't know what to do if she saw an actual dick
>She double downed on her story, so I whipped my out and when she hesitated moved her head closer and in it went
>Few days later she approached me to do a better job
>I wanted more so ended up fucking her ass
>Progressed from there

I’m going through the same thing. Started smoking weed heavily in 2015, had a panic attack and have lived in a state of depression and derealization since. Not caused by the weed, but it brought up those underlying mental illnesses. It sucks because i don’t feel as connected to the world as I used to. I’m on meds for it too, I don’t get anxious anymore, but I also feel like I can’t get excited or genuinely happy about anything.

No I am Varg Vikernes

What was it like killing your band-mate?

It's in a secluded spot, so I wait a distance away, then go over to the side, pull the tape off and stick my cock in. Most of the time I get no reaction or they tell me to fuck off. One girl could barely walk straight and I stuck it in and she must've thought I was her bf because she kept calling me John and she stroked it. Another girl laughed and peed on my dick once. One girl said she was going to cut it off and I heard the sound of a box cutter. Have gotten a couple handjobs but that's about it so far.

I’m 21 and I find myself super attracted to girls 14-16. I would never do anything, but damn they are so attractive.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Smart man. Lil girls can always take it better up the ass.

Brown streak I assume?

If you want better results, invest in a gun.

Greentext?
What ever happened of the paranoia?

Why would you kill Emma Elizabeth Smith like that, man?

I'm trying to do foreskin restoration and because I think it looks neat. But man the foreskin restoration community is cringy.

Well anal only because after trying to get in her pussy we realized it wasn't going to happen that day.

Was able to pop her pussy in December

Kek

Can you describe your first time with her?

that means you're gay man, sorry.

...

In her ass or pussy?

What does her ass feel like

In the pussy. When you popped her cherry. How did she took a grown up man

Ty will take your advice.

I'm in love with a 7 year old autistic girl and I am 35 years old. I am a special Ed teachers aide. While I would never do anything to harm her or do anything inappropriate, I cannot stop thinking about her and think she's adorable. I have a strong feeling that I'd like to protect her/take care of her. These are all true facts.

Amazing. It's probably my favorite part of her. It was of course super tight the first go around. Almost painful to me. It's still tight, but I think that now that we know she likes it and she isn't as nervous, we have an easier time.

Everytime I initially push into her ass and my head goes in, it takes a lot of will to not just blow my load instantly.

I can tell when she is having a great time, when I feel her loosen up and then I can really just start slamming her

If you don't, you're a pussy.

I once cuddled with a 66 year old woman while wearing a chastity device.

jerked off to my sister for years

Was the day after christmas. Family was out and about and she just decided to stay in. Started as normal, a wink and a grin and we went to her bedroom.

Pulled her pajamas down and started eating her out.

After she came, did our normal routine of me running my dick along her slit and gently pushing in to see if I could actually get it

She was getting frustrated and I was about to pop, so took a breather and went down on her again but also fingering her

This time after she came, just dumped a load of lube on my dick and on her pussy

Spread her legs apart and just tried going slow, got part of my head in and she was wincing, was going to stop, but she actually arched up her back and scooted toward me, went in a bit more

she was able to grab the back of my legs and then pulled me into her and in I went most of the way

she screamed, but did want me to pull out

Just sat there letting my dick soak and then slowly started pumping. I wasn't all the way in but she was gasping and saying yes

kept up a moderate slow place until I came in her

Fucking dirty ew

>I'm in love with a 7 year old autistic girl and I am 35 years old. I am a special Ed teachers aide. While I would never do anything to harm her or do anything inappropriate, I cannot stop thinking about her and think she's adorable. I have a strong feeling that I'd like to protect her/take care of her. These are all true facts.
I wasn't gonna say this part but I have a small stuffed animal of hers that she had on her backpack. I took it and I hold it when I go to sleep every night and think about her. Seriously.

a guy came inside my girlfriend's asshole a week before we became exclusive

If she's special ed, she won't react if you fuck her.

Like...brown eyes ? Are you aryan or something ?

>Had an 18 year old girlfriend when I was 30. >Took her virginity.
>Fucked her at every opportunity
>She would piss herself when she rode me. I would get off her warm urine seeping over my legs.
>Got her pregnant. Paid for abortion. Dropped her off at abortion clinic.
>Went out directly after dropping her off to meet English chick I knew.
>Took her back to hotel and fucked her like crazy.

You are a good man.

I molested my sister with growing regularity over a three year period. The worst incident was when my friend from the neighborhood came over onvr my mom was in bed, and we took turns having our way with her in her bed while the other kept watch in the hall

I'm a strong believer in paedophilia not being a choice. As long as you're not hurting her, then that's cool man. You can't help your feelings.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Molcest? I like it.

I’m a femanon teacher’s aide in a classroom for kids with mod/severe autism 5-8 years old. I know exactly how you feel, I think one of the factors (at least for me) is seeing how the parents treat their kids. Some of them are great and really love them but others you can tell feel like they got a raw deal and resent their kids

When I was 6 my 19 year old cousin would molest me.

Uhh he didn't say he loves her he said he's IN love with her

Hahaha

At first she was passive and would just let me undress her and feel around, but I started wanting more over time, and the further I'd go the more she'd whine or refuse, and after a while that started making me get mad and really forceful.

I had just discovered porn at the time, and we shared a room for those few years, and my sister is really hot, so it was just bad timing

> (You)
>If she's special ed, she won't react if you fuck her.
I would never do it. I'll be honest the thought literally flashed through my mind a couple times for an instant and I pushed it out instantly and felt disgusted with myself.

People think I’m black. I’m not though..

> (You)
>I’m a femanon teacher’s aide in a classroom for kids with mod/severe autism 5-8 years old. I know exactly how you feel, I think one of the factors (at least for me) is seeing how the parents treat their kids. Some of them are great and really love them but others you can tell feel like they got a raw deal and resent their kids
Oddly enough her mother seems almost ashamed by her more than resentful of her. Her mother is in her mid 40s and not bad looking. When I see her she always seems to be very self conscious about how she looks. While I do love her daughter, there's a little more to it then that, I can't stop thinking about her...as in I want to be around her all the time. She's also very low functioning. And I'll repeat that I would never do anything inappropriate to her. Well, other than sleeping with her stuffed animal.

> be me driving along busy six lane road
> something lying in the middle lane catches my eye
> envelope, but some colour to it???
> meh who gaf?
> brain tells me I REALLY need to investigate
> I try to ignore but he's shouting at me this is big
> screeching halt, pull over about 100 metres up the road
> nfi why I'm doing this, it's probably just garbage
> run to the traffic island, start walking down
> yep, it's an envelope, cars driving over it
> can see something pink and purple through the clear window
> as i get closer, yep I think that's money
> no, can't be
> shit, it god damn is- pink and purple is the colour of $50s in my country
> break in traffic, swipe the envelope, quick look in, it's loaded with banknotes
> throw it in my jacket pocket and gtfo
> calmly hop in my car and drive off
> son aged two in the back seat babbling to himself
> I look into my pocket. Mostly $50s but also big amounts of $20s and $100s.
> Has to be drug money surely
> Get nervous wondering if I'm being followed
> Do a stupid espionage drive through the suburbs in case I'm being followed while high fiving myself over my find
> get home, count it out
> $8,220
> told no one, hid the cash in a tin box, stashed it away behind the deep freeze
> helped myself to $200/$300 bucks whenever I felt the urge
> lots of things bought with cash over the coming couple years. took a while to spend

No need for paranoia, never got found out. But if course was never gonna dump a big amount like that into my bank or anything, just had to be careful how I used it

> (You)
>I'm a strong believer in paedophilia not being a choice. As long as you're not hurting her, then that's cool man. You can't help your feelings.
I'm not sure if pedophilia is strictly a sexual attraction or if it can encompass an emotional attraction as well. Again, I wouldn't harm her or act inappropriately. Although I definitely play favorites in the classroom with her.

It's not bad timing it's her terrible luck for having a piece of shit for a brother

and?

That's a 12 year difference...not terrible. I had a 17 year old girlfriend when I was 26 and more recently had a 19-24 year old girlfriend when I was 32-37 (we were together for 5 years). I took both of their virginities.

100% true but maybe not interesting, I used to get head from my friend's tweaker mom once in awhile. I was 15-16 when they happened.
She's dead now but we're still friends, he never knew. I feel shitty about that but no sense telling him now.

I think it's definitely both. I don't agree with persecuting people who are born with a sexual and romantic attraction to minors. And I very much think there's an emotional aspect to it

You copy pasted the fucking ID kek. Fucking newfags...

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I know you, how'd you get her to not tell

>pink and purple is the colour of $50s in my country
Kiwianon???

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They're ashamed because she's an autismo-fucker.

Possibly

2008...and I'm at work on my phone. Accident.

How do you know me.

Didn't have to convince her to keep quiet. I think she was first embarrassed about me calling her bluff and also once we starter having fun she knows if someone finds out I'm in trouble

Hell I'm 47 and I've thought those ages were hot my whole life. I don't get how people stop. When I was 5,hot. 12,hot. 16, hot. 21, hot. 31, hot. Tits stay where they should be ass poppin. No preggo stretch marks or saggy post baby tits.

I don't try to fuck 'em either. I had 2 daughters and I didn't look at them of course but those friends got a lot of trips to the pool.

Is she the only child you have been attracted to before?

Sorry about that small dick, user.

> (You)
>I think it's definitely both. I don't agree with persecuting people who are born with a sexual and romantic attraction to minors. And I very much think there's an emotional aspect to it
I have that stomach twisting feeling you get when you're starting to catch feelings for a girl so yeah, there's definitely an infatuation there. In addition to emotional feelings.

That will be why, you nigger. No one really likes having an autistic child. Stop caring about the little fucker and rape it already.

When I was 12 or 13 I had similar feelings for a 6 or 7 year old girl. Damn ..am I a pedophile? I'm not sexually attracted to any children though. I'd admit here if I was but in all honesty, I'm not.

Lol probably could've typed better but whatever.

I saw you in a loli story thread, I'm the user with the 3yo sister that gives me footjobs

I love how she understands the consequences

I'm 38 and I have a 17yo girlfriend (legal here)

I love being able to take her out in public. People look but so what.
We could not do that when we first got together 6 years ago. Not like that anyway.. i did pretend to be her dad often.

haha you got me.

Bullshit

>Got together when she was 11
What did you do, adopt her? Christ. You people are fucking disgusting.

Top kek

i've been single for 8 years and honestly i dont think im suited to be in a relationship with anyone, im really weird and manipulating
i wonder if it'll ever change

It wont. Just keep using people though. You'll have a better time acknowledging who you are

I used to fuck my 1st cousin pretty regularly. She loved that dick so much she was driving 3hrs one way to get fucked.

What makes you think you're manipulative?

Holy shit they are. I lost a good friend to that bullshit insanity.

No she lives down the street.
Nonsexual for the first two years.

I wanna pay someone to make a toddler hentai with a teenage boy babysitter

I intentionally keep fucking myself financially.

I don't deserve a future with less stress.

honestly its hard to answer, but i just say/do things to get things to go my way and i hardly care about the girls feelings at all which is why i think its the best that i just stay single.
but then again i've been single for so long now i dont really know how i would be in a relationship anymore

I got my second dub in apex legends with a legendary prowler

That kind of sounds like you don't really care for the girls you are getting into a relationship with. If you prefer being alone then that's fine too. But that sounds like something I have struggled with myself and it's actually down to difficulty empathising with people as I'm on the spectrum

I unintentionally keep fucking myself financially because I'm an idiot and have made bad decisions when opportunity presented itself multiple times in my life.

Great, illegal and immoral. The perfect combination.

No need saying the same thing

Its almost Easter. Jesus said judge not less ye be judged

It's a good thing I'm an athiest because I'm judging the hell out of the fucked up lunatics thinking it's fine to force a child into a romantic/sexual relationship. The penal code is worth a lot more than your dumb bible verses

I can honestly say that most of them have no life.

to thine own self be true

I was offered 70,000 with hs degree warehouse management but I would have had to move to Guam. I thought my family needed my support so I didn't go and ended up laid off. My family did need my support a few times, but now that they don't need it anymore no one will call or come see me. I have to chase them down to spend time with them. I've lived off my 401k for a while and turned into a 750ml a day vodka drinker. I've eroded the lining of my throat from it.

Nononono , like that eye shape , not the colour ... I dunno i just really fucken get off the eye shape

I wanna join the marines

How so?

So like...hooded eyes?

I’ve had a ton of friends throughout life, way more real life relationships than I could count, and have a really active social life in a good lot of circles. But right now i’m craving nothing more than to go back to this online community I was part of over about 5 years, in and out, but sometimes when I was involved I got REALLT involved. Online relationships, drama, and more weird crazy experiences that happened completely in the virtual world that made up some of the most intense times of my life.

And today I found out it’s all been deleted, and all discord servers related to it have degenerated. I have nothing left to show of some of the most important parts of my entire life, and nobody I know/can contact that experienced it with me.

I'm sorry, I hope you get off the vodka and find happ

Anyone get the whole story from yesterday whre that guy that was blackmailing his step sis?

I'd like to hear this.

I suffer from really bad premature ejaculation. Had times where I get half a thrust in and nut. Also suffer from erectile dysfunction, so the combo’s made me anxious/terrified of everything sexual.

I think when life hits that point of day to day monotony we tend to crave the parts of life that were unpredictable and interesting. I feel a similar way about my old online hangouts, where everyone knew everyone and there was always something happening or some big blowout. I used to go on Parachat a lot and now it's all gone and I really do wish i could talk to the people who were on there again. But it's good to remember that nostalgia casts a rosy tint on the past :)

Today will be day 2. 2 weeks ago I made it to 6 days.

You really would. user was an excellent writer.

I almost became an alcoholic after my grandmother died but that lifestyle is not affordable

Have you tried using marijuana to calm your nerves? My ex boyf did and it seemed to help

My sister accidentally walked in on me jacking off. She was 12 or something at the time. I heard her running up the steps so I jumped off my bed, and I don't know if it was the sudden momentum or what, but as soon as I hit my feet, I just started nutting on the floor. She decided not to knock or anything, just walked right in. And there I was, dick in hand, cumming buckets on the fucking carpet. We had to sit in the car together on the way to my dad's, didn't say anything to each other for a solid two days afterwards. kill me

We also cuddle (her choice, I just wanna smoke and play games) but she lets me rub her chest

Anything happened afterwards? I was hoping it'd hit her. How old were you

I was 17. We never mentioned it, and i'm not even sure she knew what was happening. I think there was a non-verbal agreement that we would never bring it up.

Been a fairly decent stoner since I started having sex and it’s never helped much, started doing breathing exercises which helped until they start giving hallucinations around sleeping time and I had to stop, it feels like there’s no escape

+1(877) -847-2911 tell them here

It is if you spend your retirement on it.

Guam is a shit hole

Be honest user, whose number is that cause it sure ain't yours

It just goes to some call center in Pakistan...

Same with... Every tech mastermind, half the people I'm related to, and multiple presidents.

I've been there. It takes a solid and understanding partner and repetition. Doc will give you blue pills if you ask. Then all you can do is practice practice practice. Don't beat yourself up when things go wrong.

$8k would change my life, fuck man. why cant i ever find random money?

I worked with a couple older guys that were Chamoro (sp?) and they said it depends on where you go. I did see some shitty stuff on the webs and a few good things.

You know what, in my early 20s I had the opposite problem. I'd have so much anxiety over prematurely cumming that I'd NEVER cum.
I was a bit of a man-slut back then and had quite a few partners, many way out of my league, and not being able to cum was horrible.
I finally just stopped jacking off altogether and I think that combined with a year on anti-depressants (ruined my libido completely while on them) it resolved itself.
Still no clue why I had such an issue, i'd basically just be edging for an hour until the girl was exhausted.

Now I cum normally, if i'm close I ease off. You know, like normal people.

My sister is just a terrible person.
She grew up fat so she had this desperate sort of "I gotta make people love me" complex.
Always secretly looked down her nose at me because I was the skinny one.

As a teen she was the typical fat slur that did anything and everything to her people to look at her.
No nurturing bone in her damn body...it was always "me, me, me"
Hell she had a kitten die on her because she neglected it.

So imagine the family's shock when she got pregnant.
She will never admit it but we all knew she only wanted that baby because she thought it would make the baby daddy stay since guys found her so fat, worthless and vapid they never wanted to actually "be" with her. Just fuck and dump her.
Turns out baby daddy is a typical nigger and ditches her and leaves state when she was 3 months pregnant.

She has the baby and lives with us (me and our parents) we 3 practically raise the baby for her while she does little parenting.
Still going out and partying all while saying "being a single mother is sooooo hard...I need a break"

The moment I really fucking hated her was the day when we couldnt find the baby's food checks (she was getting checks from the government for formula)

And my mother and I searched for them frantically as my sister sat on her ass doing nothing...apparently hungry.

Finally my mom tells her to get off her ass and help find them and my sister flat out says
"If I cant eat then no one gets to eat"
THIS FAT CUNT DID NOT WANT TO FIND THE CHECKS FOR HER 3 MONTH OLD BABY BECAUSE SHE WAS HUNGRY"

It was that day I knew that bitch should have dropped dead

Wanking and porn make me feel sick, but I’m addicted

I used to shit in my hands and throw it in the toilet

I was a virgin and desperate for sex. I had always been interested in being fem and sissy. When I was 16 I met an older man on Craigslist and sucked his dick but pussied out and left. When I was 18, I was really deep into the whole sissy thing. I decided to meet this older man from Craigslist and let him fuck me. First time with a condom and he came in my face. Next 2 times without a condom because I wanted to feel like a slut. He came on my back and then inside me. I still jerk off sometimes to those thoughts and sissy hypno. I loved the feeling of being dominated having a cock rail my ass. I felt like a slut which felt good

thanks for sharing Harambe

I'll miss you faggots when Yea Forums finally shuts down.

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And it gets worse.

Then she decides to get weight loss surgery not for her but "so she could run and play with her child".
Spoiler alert. Fucking bullshit. All she did was become sort of thin and it made her even more full of herself.

Her and my niece move out by the time shes 3 years old.
Thanks to me and my parents (literally no help from my sister) my niece was so fucking smart. All we ever did was talk to her and read and have her watch nature documentaries with us.
When my sister was home it was always just "mama mama mama" and her ignoring my niece because shes too busy on her fucking phone.

So we had a hard time letting her go when they moved out.

Though my sister still continued to always drop off my niece to anyone who would take her.

Because of my sisters non existant motherly instincts she literally treated that poor girl like an adult. If she did anything child like it was met with come cruel shit like "ugh no you better fucking chill out" "I dont have time for that. Do it yourself".

She would yell at her for the smallest things and claims that she should know better.
Basically this girl was robbed of acting like a kid.

Shes 7 now and honestly she acts so grown up it really depresses me.

I see kids her age running around and screaming and having fun while she sits quietly glued to whatever electronic device my sister shoves in front of her to keep her from having to actually communicate with her.

I adore my niece and she is the sweetest damn child on this earth but I fear in a few years my sister is going to just keep rotting that brain.

Oh and let's not forget that my sister gave up on guys ditching her (she told me she just didnt know why and I told her to her face it's because she has no actual personality and I was basically just met with "lol nah that's not it")
So she settles for a dyke who proposes to her 2 months in.

Theres more...

THEN she gets the nerve to ask our father who she knows is putting all his money into his dream house to pay for the wedding.

This bitch bought a new car (her old one was perfectly fine) and was getting 400 dollar lip injections 2 or 4 times a year and she tell my dad she cant "afford" a wedding.
Luckily my dad refuses though he refuses nicely even though I told him he should be throwing out the fact shes buying all these lavish things for herself instead of saving for a wedding.
So THATS why I hate my sister.

Shes selfish, self absorbed and has 0 personality. All she can comprehend is herself.

If it makes you feel better, user, from what you have told me, I also hate your sister.

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Never had the urge to punch someone as much as right now.

Me too. She sounds like a major bitch. I hope her poor kid doesn't suffer because of her shitty decision making

Lol I ran into an old coworker of hers at my local bar and when he told me he used to work at this place I told him if he knew my sister and he was like "oh you mean jabba the slut?"

Fucking made my day knowing that he thought my sister was trash to.

See the extended family loves my sister and thinks shes the best. A lot of people do because she knows how to act fake and put on an act. Its only me and my parents who know who she truely is so my biggest annoyance was when people used to say to me "oh your sister is so nice" "omg you guys are so different" "shes such a hard working mother"

I fucking hated it.

Me too, but the nigger fucking was all I needed to hear. The rest was just gravy

Double dubs tells me you're in for some luck user.
Moral of the story, keep your eyes open. You never know what you might find.

I have spent more paying for Korean girls who prostitute themselves to maintain being idol trainees than on my girlfriend.

Never too late to make a change user

Always wanted a guy like that. Not necessarily the anxiety, but floppy and premature? Weirdly sexy. And could finally have a guy my wife likes to go down on. Heh.

If you were here I'd gladly pay you to give her a nice punch in the face lol.

Trust me I get this weird mental excitment boner when people tell me they dont like her. It's like "yessss you see the disgusting cunt I see too"

Shes also been such a cunt to me too because she considers herself the prettier one so I know exactly what she thinks about me.

"Why does my sister whos the uglier one have more meaningful relationships than me?"

Bitch because I actually have a personality lol.

But it's not all bad. I do the smallest pettiest things that I know tick her off.

If she posts stuff on fb about being a good mom I just post passive aggressive gifs on people laughing and wobt say anything else.

Or I'll be really affectionate with my bf when shes around because she had to settle for a dyke that shes going on 2 years with while I'm with the man of my dreams of 4 years.

I know how her brain works and I get off and picking at it.

That's my only way of putting her in her place

Lol well shes a really fat white girl.

Niggers were the only guys that would go there really lol

Thank God my niece came out looking beautiful

My sons mom and I split up when he was 1. Mutual break up. She was mad I didn’t propose, and I just flat out don’t like her or find her attractive anymore., but, we still get along very well and I am close to her family.

Her brother and sister in law are the keep up with the jones’s Types, and we had our son first, and they had theirs 3 months after. They’re both 2 now, and I love the fact my son is way more advanced and their son is probably autistic. From the first day I saw that kid, I hated his guts. No reason at all honestly, I just do. They had another baby since and I don’t feel that way at all about that one, but the autist, yes. I almost want the child to be retarded, and honestly, I am not sure I would be able to not do something violent to him if u were ever alone with him. I’ve never had that kind of hatred for anything else in my life. It’s very strange.

The first time I ever came was humping a teddy bear

Still slut it up as a sissy?

It makes me sad to think about neice's future. I've seen wonderful kids get raised by garbage and turn into dropout pothead nigger talking losers more than once. I lived in a trailer park quite a while. (Yeah ik poor white trash fuck off people)

I’m 21 and I feel like I’m in love with my little sister’s friend. She’s 15, but honest to god she is the cutest, most beautiful girl I have ever laid my eyes upon. I can feel myself melting whenever I see her. I would NEVER do anything with her, but I get so dreamy when I’m around her. I’m starting to feel guilty for having this attraction.

my lesbian friend asked to see my cock when drunk and i joked saying only if i get to see naked and now i’ve got multiple pics of the chubby bitch and i can’t stop jerking to her

I’m not a sissy though. I’m too manly but I want to get dominated and abused but I can’t do it

>But it's not all bad. I do the smallest pettiest things that I know tick her off.
I do this to my co-workers who are prone to aggravation and bitching. Great fun.

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Bro, in 3 years that’s a normal relationship

Nothing wrong with having feelings. The fact that you wouldn't do anything should show you that you're a good person. Don't feel guilt over what you can't control.

Post pics.

m or f

i had a 9 year old girl friend when I was 15

Well shes very mature and doesnt have a bad bone in her body.
Shes well spoken (again...thanks to me and my parents).
And at school she sits and makes friends with kids who are shy and alienate themselves.
Shes never had tantrums either.
We still see her a lot and she will stay with my parents for a week at a time and it's those times she honestly seems happiest.

No device in front of her just ny parents talking to her, teaching her and taking her places.
She shines when we are around her.
That little girl is my heart and soul and I'd die in an instant for her. I'd fucking murder my sister myself if ANYTHING bad ever happened to my niece

My parents are already bugging me to have a baby now. They keep saying "we already know youd be a better mom than her" lol

If you are in any way decent looking you should be able to work that into something when she is older. If you're ugly or fat, just take them to the pool or whatever place is bikini time. Get what you can.

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Well good luck with that user. I'll see you on the news when you give birth.

I fucked myself with a toilet plunger

STOP!!!!!!

know her and and her girlfriend since i was about 5 years old and she’s always been with girls she’s disgusting but her pics make my dick hard because i know it’s so wrong

ass is cute

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Why the news?

I feel like a creep waiting for her to turn 18. I don’t want to be that guy.
Thanks user. I don’t know if I’m immature in the inside, but I love how bubbly and sweet her personality is. We’re definitely not the same mentally, but I still really like it. It’s just... cute. Also, her body just happens to be the body type that I’m super attracted to, though I try not to sexualize her too much in my head.

kek which end?

Honestly dude from what you've said about her you sound like a really nice person who doesn't wanna take advantage of anyone. You seem to respect her a lot and that's a really good start. I would say wait a year and if these feelings are still persisting, and you think it's a possibility she might be interested, you could try bringing it up to her and seeing how she feels about it. Your age difference isn't that big of a deal especially once she turns 18, but I suggest going about it carefully especially since she's close with your sister.

lol all this time I pictured you as a kinda faggy guy. idk why

Eh not suprsing I guess but suprise I'm a cunt with a cunt lol

>actual act feels more dreamlike if that makes sense.
thats because it was a dream faggot.

>I feel like a creep waiting for her to turn 18. I don’t want to be that guy.
Well, then you don't get to be with her. Enjoy your unrequited courtly love.

less of a confession and more of a question

how common is it for a dude to imagine fucking other girls while he is fucking his gf?

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Pussy?

question is why did she ask to see my dick? should i try to fuck her she’s disgusting but she makes my dick hard should i pump the fat pig full of cut because i can ?

I'd say 100% do it if the relationship is over 6 months. Less if her friends or sister or mom has the hotness. If she is less than 6/10 I do it first time.

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nice trips

Fuck no don't fuck her. Find someone that at least can get on the ranking meter. I'm not convinced its even human.

My sister would probably freak the fuck out if I got with her friend, no matter if she was 18. I don’t want to hurt anyone or be on the wrong side of the law, so for the sake of things, I won’t be doing anything. Only thing I can do is try to strengthen our “friend’s older brother” relationship since I give her and my sister rides to the mall or wherever they go hang out. When her gaze catches mine, I swear it’s like we both know what’s going on. But maybe I’m just crazy. I’ll just have to live with this secret crush I guess. I already knew that... but I really wanted to vent to you anons. I’m in love.

older sister molested me a few times when we were really young. wouldn't really call it molest though.

don’t care really about it she’s got a wet hole and i’ve know her for years plus she’s a dyke asking for cock wtf

My dude, your sister will get over it honestly. She'd probably freak out for a bit but it wouldn't last long. Don't let something like that get in the way of you two being happy. If you really think there is a possibility have a talk about it. There's no harm in that. And if you decide to be together then you should definitely give your sister a heads up. Your sister will adjust eventually. Change is hard for everyone but if you guys are happy then I'm sure she will come around. But obviously first step is to have a respectful talk about it when the time is right :) don't lose hope!

If you are even mildly attractive her pussy is dripping for you. I'm so glad I'm not in your position. I'd wait until the legal age and then be getting my pecker wet.

You do you, user. Hell there are people on Yea Forums that want to get shit on, so this is tame I guess.

Yeah ngl when I was younger, your best friends big bro was the ultimate dream lol

Keep posting. Or dump in vola?

yeah true but how do i approach it she’s in a relationship lmao might go on a night out and get drunk and bring it up

got some of her playing and her spreading but not sharing lol

Thank you user. Your words are of sincerity and I deeply appreciate it. Saved this thread to read later.
I’d say I’m a 6.5/10 for my age. Might be going up because I’m hitting the gym and packing muscle.

I had one of my daughters friends have a crush on me. nbd until that ass started really popping. I'm so glad they moved. If I ever sat down she would come sit in my lap. I hated thinking like that and would have to go spank it when she came over just to kill the boner. I know other guys have felt that way but no one irl would ever say that to another dad. She knew what she was doing and would give me the fuck me eyes every time no one was looking. They ended up 800 miles away or I definitely would have hit that when she was 18.

I'm rooting for you user! Best of luck and godspeed

Drunk is always a good approach. Try being blunt if you got the balls. You would be surprised how often that works with drunk chicks.

Lucky her. None of my friends dads were ever that attractive or I would have had issues lmao

Oh come on.

(You)
I’d say I’m a 6.5/10 for my age. Might be going up because I’m hitting the gym and packing muscle.
Yep, she wants the d. I bet she has to change panties after being around you. Its a good thing you're not gonna fuck her. She'd be so wet you'd slip off and break an ankle.

How does anyone find a unicorn for a threesome. My wife wants to do mff but it seems impossible to make happen. Any tips?

I was working out a lot back then. My daily was 10 sets of 30 pushups and 10 sets of 50 crunches. I'd do it in 25-30 min

Ahh you must have been the token neighbourhood 'hot dad'
Unfortunately for my younger self, my dad was the hot dad. And my friends didn't feel shy about it lol. I wouldn't be surprised if your daughter noticed hahaha

Okay user, now is not the time to give me boners at work lol

fetlife
or other sites, some dating sites will make it happen eventually but it will cost money. Think more AFF, less eharmony.
You can find it elsewhere but it will be so hit and miss, and any craigslist clone (doublelist) is doable but you'll end up with thirsty dudes and other timewasters.

If you're looking for in-person, there are swinger clubs but typically while there are exceptions the primary demo for those are exactly the types you expect. Really depends on the club and the higher the fees the higher quality of people. Most are a scam and despite what they'll claim are filled with fat dudes.
I'd suggest fetlife by far out of the options above. Keep in mind its more a social network, not a hookup site, so treat it more like that and it will make more sense.

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I was an early breeder too. Daughter was born when I was 22

Used to fuck a chick that had a kid. He is old enough now so ive leaked his moms nudes and vids that we made

such a strange feeling, giving another man a boner. I should send you a pic with my shirt off. That would fix it.

I appreciate that Yea Forumsuddy, thanks.

Strangely enough I find this chemistry between the two of you oddly romantic

Biggest kink is fucking a pregnant girl constantly and cumming in her every time. No intention on being a dad, so I don't know if it'll ever happen for me

That explains a lot lol you must have been a real breath of fresh air for all the soccer moms

The way you described it painted a very vivid picture in my mind. But now that you mention your dudebro body, I am getting flacid. So it works!

>I wouldn't be surprised if your daughter noticed hahaha
nah she is a fkn airhead. My favorite airhead in the world and I love her more than life, but she is def an airhead.
It kinda made things worse because she never saw what her friend was doing. It kept me from shutting it down completely. And tbh having someone think you're hot feels good and I was single. Not making excuses just being honest.

There was this one girl that used to chase after me when we were teens and I would never get with her because she didn't quite meet my standards. I finally gave in one day and by the time I took my pants off she had a wet spot on my sheets like she had peed a little. Never been with anyone that wet again.

Its all about the give and take.

Tbh that's fair enough. Teenagers don't have much of a brain for understanding consequences. She probably wasn't thinking too much about it or too far ahead. And besides nothing wrong with a bit of harmless flirtation

Alas, I did not venture into the public domain. Work and home. Cookout and drink beer with a friend on weekends. I was a single dad and concentrated on that.

Giving him a wet dream and taking it all away with little more than a word. It's beautiful

>Nothing in life is fun anymore
>Can't enjoy vidya anymore.
>Can't write music anymore without it sounding like shit.
>Haven't had a serious relationship in my lifetime that i can recall.
>All of my previous friends have ended up cutting contact with me.
>Only have a few small groups of friends that rarely bother to invite me out or talk to me.

Feels like i keep choosing the wrong dialogue options in an RPG.

Feelsbadman.jpg

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One time she kissed me goodbye and flicked my top lip with her tongue. My eyes bugged out and she gave me that tilted head looking out of the top of her eyes look and a little giggle. My daughter was already out the door.

I suck my female roommates cum off her vibrator when she's not home. Once it's clean I bust a huge nut and rub it all over the vib so the next time she uses it she unknowingly fills herself with my old cum.
Pic very related
Before I sucked it clean

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Well, he's at work and needs to concentrate.

That can give her a UTI. Good thing you're getting it off.

Its the least I can do

Jesus thats bold. I mean kudos on self control lmao

I've got someone coming over in the morning or I'd be assaulting myself right now. At least I've got some mental fuel for the good times.

Flip phone cameras were not good yet. there's no telling what it would be like with smartphones around.

Plot twist: he rooms with his mom

Wait how old was she when she was doing all this?

Im gonna do push ups

And like I said, they moved 800 miles away while this was happening. Dad and mom split up and mom went back to her mothers house with the kids.

what a twist!

I didn't say. I described her body. Which was bangin

Have some good fucking fun you crazy bastard. Fucking one of my friends dad/older brother was like a fantasy for me in my teens, and this was like a refresher course lmao

I fucked a chick like that. But I also fucked her sober cuz I dont need to drug/hang with drugged out women to sleep with them.

this one is a couple decades younger than I am but way past legal. I guess I've still got it.

My college roommate was dating a really cute girl I liked since HS. I would fap to the sound of them fucking through our thin walls, as they were the best a lonely virgin beta like me could ever get. One day I went on his computer when he was in class and found nude pics and videos of them fucking. I saved them on my flash drive and fapped like a mad man to them. It was amazing.

He was truly a good friend of mine, so after many fap sessions later, I felt really bad and deleted them. I honestly missed them a lot, but I knew it was the right thing to do.

A year ago, I found out my friend passed away. I was truly heartbroken. But at the same time, I was also sad that I truly lost the chance of ever seeing his hot girlfriend nude again. I still fap to the thought of her and those vids today.

Kind of pathetic. But good for you anyway.

You should say

I was always turned on when I'd fuck my gf while she was blasted. I had permission to do it so it was fine but something about it was an incredible experience.

14-15

Sounds like you're still in your prime to me!

Well hell where you live?

lol that was for you

Thanks, now I can actually jerk off to your posts

Not in the US I'm afraid! And I'm already spoken for, so unfortunately my days of attempting to bang hot dads are over lol

Would you jerk off to an old pic of her right now?

To bad you have feelings. I stole nudes from almost all my friends. I love looking at pics of their gfs on my phone while they are in the room talking to me.