Marinefag here, 0111 Oorah!
I have a question for all of you pussies - how come you don't enlist and serve your country?
Having a career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement. Besides, maybe the PT would have the side effect of contributing to some of you cowards losing your virgin badges and stop living off of welfare
Something to think about, you fucking faggots.
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oh yeah that sounds like a great idea.
I'm signing up and I'm ready to die for israel.!
#goodgoys
Nothing honorable about risking your life for billionaire fucks who manipulate our government into wars and such
Just what i thought
250lb bitchmade supremes coming up with conspiracy theories as excuses. heh and you talk about masculinity?
oy vey goy why don'tcha bleeed 4 israel
lol i have actually served.
its years ago. but whats the point today?
maybe some discipline?
Why didn’t you join the infantry like a man, you fucking pouge
I was in the US Army, OP. Now I'm a criminal defense attorney.
what are you doing on here then? i bet you started the cuck thread
>0111
>i bet you started the cuck thread
I love fucking marine/army wives there's just some satisfying about blowing your load into a dudes wife while he's out serving Israel
My country makes rules I don't agree with and then forces me to comply to them under threat of imprisonment. Doesn't make me want to go grab an m-16 and suffer in a desert for $20k a year shooting at people I don't know.
>conspiracy
Good goy, get in the casket
>"Laughs in Air Force"
Let me tell you about our lord and savior, CMSgt Kaleth O. Wright
Eat shit
Nice try. There's only one pure god.
Yut yut
Fuck off boot
Semper Fiddle
You're admin. Shut the fuck up pog
>and stop living off of welfare
The military is the biggest welfare recipient in the country, you fucking layabout. How about you get a real job and start contributing to the fucking economy?
try him bitch he’ll fuck Wright’s ass with his hand
Because I have social skills so I can get a regular job the doesn’t involve risking my life.
How many times this week are you going to be posting this????
KEK
Because I already have a job that’s pays more, no risk of death or dismemberment, and they can’t tell me where I have to live. Besides, most of these basement dwellers aren’t cut out for actual physical activity
Leftist detected
I'm twenty eight, have a lot of commercial burglaries on my record. My create score is 506, and I've been abusing a lot of drugs in the last ten years. Great example, right now, it's noon were I live, woke up to My parents just said they are leaving for awhile, now i am smoking weed and about to go back to sleep for a couple of hours. Only pussy would get me out of bed, and that's somewhere the fuck outside stuck in a maze that you have to fucking decipher, or at least that's what it's like for me. No I am going back to sleep.
I served. Did 6 years in AF, most of time out in Okinawa.
Thank god wasnt a MUhhhRINE..
Fuckers have to walk everywhere and are curfew restricted overseas.
Op i want to, but im too overweight, and having trouble losing said weight so i can enlist. Besides, I'm a legit fag. so I foubt they'd let me in anyways.
> 0111
> calling other people pussies
GTFO, POG
> saw video of USMC fighting in Iraq
> wanted to go help those bros out
> graduated college
> go to sign up
> sleeve tattoos disqualify me
> get pissed
> got a job
Army please, I don't like my girls to taste like crayons
Didn't we have this thread a couple of months ago? I specifically remember a lot of military people calling you a pussy because 0111 means something like that
Fuck serving anyone, whores and slaves serve.
Tried to enlist. Rejected due to nocturnal siezure disorder.
Nigha you gay
Joining the army, entire moms side was an army family. Following in their footsteps. Marines are neat, more options in army and the other branches. Good on you though OP.
is that Danny Devito?
Did it for 5 years. Shit sucks.
But I did get my 100% so now I can sit on my ass be as "honorable" as I fucking wanna.
A Marine is just Navy infantry. Nothing special
Planning to enlist with the Marines in September or so
Post marpat with timestamp cunt
careful user hes got ptsd now and is liable to shoot up a public place better just just keep paying him welfare. what a hero
Oh boy sure ready to die for a government I don't support
I seriously doubt 90% of the faggots browsing this board are even medically qualified to serve in the military
A army vet told me they send in the army to clean up the marines he then said “I don’t usually tell marines that they don’t take jokes well like they do bullets” and I think that’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
Go Army. Better conditions. Better treatment(still shitty).
You'll forever be asking yourself
"Why didn't I join the air force/Navy?"
Every marine I've met has been a complete idiot.
Also I have asthma.
I'm impartial to AF and Navy, but I dont really know, heart/gut says marines
pretty much this.
>an hero
FTFY
not to mention getting them pregnant and thinks the baby is his.
Because I'm not a complete fuckwit and was able to get a better paying job that doesn't involve getting shot and working 12+ hour days.
Enjoy your PTSD, and checking under your bed for IEDs five times a night ;-*
Then good fucking luck.
Just be aware that I tried to warn you.
Thanks bb
>being so stupid that you can't do anything else than die for israel
cuz my mates did and they didn't turn out right.
First time they came back on leave, they looked fit as hell and sexy. i was like "oh hey roz, you wanna fuck?" legit just throwing it at them.
....then the next time they came back fit but skinny
then the next time roz literally went completely bald. and he was super stressed out and had that 5000 yard stare or whatever you call it.
Jez got bad PTSD.
Vick got ptsd and he got treated with EMDR and therapy and psychedelic therapy and ... like he's 90% of who he used to be, but still has a lot of problems and occasionally has freakouts and trouble sleeping and stuff.
Yeah fuck that
went to colorado springs, the fly boys seemed a lot of fun and shit posting about star trek. armies seemed like low iq idiots. take what you will
because bringing sheep on board ships is too obvious.
Fuck You pussy , 11B.
Because it's not serving the great thing your country used to be, it's only becoming a dick sucking pawn of the overlords. Only two reasons for army service that I find reasonable is experience and career. I like to practice and gain my survival skills on my own. Maybe it's not as effective as gaining exp from sevice, but my country has shitty army with wood service weapons anyways, and I also used to have asthma less than three years, so that's the reason why I won't join army.
I did serve my country.
How come marines are so confrontational about their service?
0351 here
Get a real job fag
Because your own squad mates could rape or murder you, the VA is fucked up and they pretty much guarantee you a coffin cause you either survive with shitty health care and ptsd, missing limbs, brain damage or die too soon.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Kek this guy gets it
LMFAO
Ok so as a Corpsman (Navy) currently stationed at Camp Pendleton, let me lay some knowledge for those of you who are unfamiliar.
The 0111 MOS is an Administrative Specialist. This means OP is a paper pushing bitch, likely at some HQ Company somewhere. This faggot probably doesnt even go out to the field for exercises with the rest of the battalion.
>The more you know
OP has been exposed
Lol that’s master chief before they glasses reach
It’s pog
You fuckin pog
Because I’m an ensign
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An analysis by the Financial Times reveals the extent to which both American and foreign companies have profited from the conflict – with the top 10 contractors securing business worth at least $72bn between them.
you can literally just google this shit and get the financial records you fucking retard.
>this
The amount of gay shit our commands shove on us is unbearable
>staff sergeant (e-6) gets dui
>entire battalion e-5 and below gets put on Cinderella curfew
is he a beta or mor meta.
POG ass clerk...go be one of these, you paper cut purple heart-ass faggot. Fuck off and go type a memo for your gash NCOIC
Hooah!
VA saved my ass for sure. Keep your second-hand ignorance to yourself
That’s the sound I make when I cough out a phlegm
Tell me, OP. What's it like being chained to a desk while the real men (03xx) get to fuck shit up for a living. You're forever a boot and suck dick at life pussy.
That may be so but my best friend was found dead in his bunker at South Korea and its very hush hush but we all know it’s one of his squad mates because a few weeks earlier they found another person from Guam dead in South Korea in his bunker
Like I said I’m not about to get raped or murdered by my squad mates or anyone. I will keep my guns and defend my home.
My brother in law was in the marines he shot himself
I got out as an O-3 faggotboy
>Admin
Women did your job until recently, "killer".
Mentally weak. I did 2 Korea tours without a problem. Except the cold...and I don't find oriental women attractive at all, and in the first go-round the US still had the DMZ mission
I hate that for you, though
Cuz Marines are pussies who usually never even see battle. They just go through bullshit over the top training routines and think they are "badass". Then they post on Yea Forums about how much of "men" they are. Go tickle your tiny penis somewhere else. Lil baby bitch.
Would love to. But my faggot ass had a purpose before I saw a propaganda film about sand niggers hoarding all the oil.
Full disclosure, I got mine in 1982
What a faggot, I bet you kiss girls too huh?
Ignore this faggot, not all Marines are this stupid.
I served. Air Force Linguist. I saw combat, went on 4 deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan. I got bonus pay, and got to work with some smart people, such as Ivy Leage grad officers.
In the end, it was probably worth it but the mental impact was huge, and i'm going to develop cancer before I'm 60. It's insane how many cancerous things I was exposed to. Direct radiation exposire for hundreds of hours due to engineering mistakes, someone forgetting to flip off a witch, burn pits next to my hut.
Document every medical issue. All of them. Trust me, it will be worth it when you file for disability.
In the end you give up your long term health for short term benefit. I'm disabled and in school now, and my high school friends are making 100k+, have solid careers figured out now that they're in their 30's.
It's not worth it.
Eating where you shit
Avoid like the fucking plague.
id love to! can i enlist as a squad cumdump??
kik Cockworshipper1995
IDK. Depends on how you go about it. I'm in networking and in the Marines. In the 4 years I've been in, 5 year contract, I got my BA in physics and my CCNA and other certs for networking and got out of debt.
Military can be helpful but you gotta really embrace the suck
wisdom...
Marnies are fag, i walked on a navy/marine shio once. There were dudes hot racking and eatin each others ass everywhere. The Captain came down and started fucking the black cooks. Then I went down to the F18's, 29 dudes eating cum out of a bucket saying "yummy yummy yummy, trump in my belly!" You wanna make shit and eat ass, join the military. Wanaa make bank and fuck hot asians in the ass, go to college.
Thanks for the reply, can't say I disagree but I was always on the road, or deployed. When I was home I was training new guys on systems. I have over 100 credit hours but I'm in school for at least another 2 years since I couldn't really pursue anything for a long period of time. I'm talking a decent, top 20 university. They only have like 2 online programs, and I didn't have the time to go to class on a consistent schedule. One week was nights, next was days.
I'm glad it worked out, for you. Anyone who puts up with the military in any capacity (even admin and pogs) deserves the best.
I just wish I wasn't so used over the course of 8 years. Yes, in the Air Force. There are certain careers that are better than others.
Fuckin bait.
I'm in the navy. Did I do good OP?