You may tame ONE animal to be your best companion friend for the rest of your life

>You may tame ONE animal to be your best companion friend for the rest of your life
I choose a T-Rex

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black bear

A wealthy businessman.

Pegasus.

Asa Akira

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Ancalagon the Black

pic related

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This cutie.

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>T-Rex
i guess "the rest of your life" won't be very long then

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i chose him

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The N. American Wolverine.

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probably an octopus, but i don't know how we could ever be together seeing that whole water thing.

what book does ancalagon make an appearance?

A mare, so I can get fresh mlp pussy whenever I want

I already have a dog who I raised from a pup that never leaves my vicinity, but if I had to choose a wild animal i guess an ocelot

A revolver ocelot?

Prob a Pterodactyl, I would never have to drive me car again. I would just fly over the highway and drop shit bombs on assholes

50 shades of grey

Either
The fall of gondolin
Or
The silmarillion
Doesn't matter he was killed by a single OP elf.

A nigger