Breaking up with my gf soon. Dubs decides how

Breaking up with my gf soon. Dubs decides how.

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anal creampie and dip

Joint suicide

Leave her at a rest stop outside of town at night with a letter. Maybe she get stabbed and you won't have to deal with the fallout.

airdrop a photo of a trap and caption "I like this now so fuck you"

Poop in her closet and when she finds it deny any claims.
If she doesn't break up immediately continue to poop in different wardrobes and drawers while denying everything.

Have sex with a goat.

I'm happy to help. Thanks to kek for the dubs...

Mail her your chopped off babydick. Note should read: you'll need this since I'm leaving you.

You're welcome, cuck.

just do a simple FB post and make it a public event. no other communication.

KYS in front of her

tell her you have an std and you've been cheating anyway

>Shit in bag
>Write post it note breaking up
>Put bag on porch and light on fire
>punch her in the face when she come to put ouut poo fire
>give her post it
>leave

Wait until next dinner with her parents to throw them your cum in the face (cum before dinner ofc)

ask her to eat ur ass out and poop in her mouth and then do it

>email
(´・ω・｀)

By dumping all of her nudes in this thread and then sending her the link to the thread.

Run a train on her, the biker way

nice

winner winner nigger dinner

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deliver, OP

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Ok, so you're gonna wait until she asks you to have dinner with her parents. You have a nice time and laugh along with everything they say.
Then when she and her mother go to the living room and her father is bending over to do the dishes. You stand behind him, grab him by the balls and whisper in his ear: 'that this only happened now is a miracle'.
Then you walk the dinosaur out of the house.

Sounds like a plan

Have sex then roll over and say " that was terrible, I legit think I may be gay now ... It's over ..."

Inb4 OP will never deliver

kek

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Tell her youre pregnant, she'll never see that coming.

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Impregnate her and abandon her

Thats what niggers do

Impregnate her then dump nudes than kys

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Still waiting

Holy fuck trips

Scream Leeroy Jenkins after cumming in her, leave and ghost her

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Write “we’re breaking up” across your ass. Go to her house, drop your pants, spread your ass for a good 5 seconds, leave without looking back

Start cheating oh her with some ugly chick fr this will hurt her the most

Kill her

just say you are dumping her because you dont like her moustache

Tell her something among the lines of "its over" and leave

It works pretty well. I dont know what you are considering as alternatives