be me

> be me
> super christian boyfriend
> i'm not really religious but i pray with him and shit. it's cute to see how happy he gets because of his faith
> last night he's holding me and gets a boner
> i notice it and laugh
> "let's just ignore that"
> he chuckles
> "i'm glad you're not like my ex."
> his ex was a sex addict
> "yeah"
> "you're so innocent"

mfw i have to come clean about the trains ive had run on me

help

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ok retard

Idk ask him out for dinner or smth

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Post tits or get the fuck out slut.

>mfw i have to come clean about the trains ive had run on me

Not really... Let sleeping dogs lie if you like him. But if he doesn't satisfy you sexually and your needs aren't being met, please talk with him about it. Don't just ditch him.

Suck his dick and tell him while you’re having sex. That would be the best time to tell me something like that I think

Just don't tell him anything.

I'm a man, I have no tits to post.

>no tits
GTFO

...

>super Christian boyfriend
>a faggot

>Gay man
>Ultra Christian boyfriend

If he's a gay Christian I doubt he gives a fuck about you being railed like the faggot you are.

That said, post dick.

No such thing as a super christian gay guy. OP is literally fake and gay.

op here, i don't need sex for a healthy relationship, i'm perfectly content waiting until marriage if that were to happen. i just feel he should know that i'm not a virgin like he thinks i am. i feel awful lying to him and he definitely could sense that i was acting weird after he said that.

i'm a girl

Im a girl

Guy* Nice try but OP already stated he was a man

pretending to be op for clout & memes fuck outta here

that's legit not op

I can understand that. Just broach it with him, tell him he does things for you like your ex couldn't.. and the penny might drop with him. If he spergs out at you, well that's on him and he misses out on you.

I'm not being nasty when I say this, but sometimes as guys we don't expect virgins...

Who tf uses the term "clout" go back to Fagbook

Im more of a dyke than a fag tbh. is there a dykebook?

No it's not, there are overly Christian gay men and that's completely normal.

that's a good point! i'm afraid he'll spread shit around though. on one hand he's been super understanding in the past but with men i can never tell >.>

Then post tits you fucking cumdumpster. Also, your boyfriend would be pissed off if you admitted that you had been involved in gangbangs and shit. If you weren't a virgin maybe he'd understand that, but you aren't. You're a cock hungry slut.

harder daddy omg call me a slut more

bitch

Can only spread what you tell him right? Besides that goes both ways, you could spread awkward stuff back. Like he'd only touch you wear latex gloves and would only have sex with the light off.. But It won't get to that, if you like him and trust him you won't have any issues. Use your experience for the better too, it'll save on boring sex because he won't know any better and you will blow his mind so he won't stray.

Might be onto a winner user.

lol wittle pwssy boi scared of the cool kids

post tits slut

This

Sounds more like a faggot who vapes on live streams while listening to lil pump

You know this to be true. You can either be a cunt and continue lying to him, or come clean and see how he reacts. If he actually loves you he won't care about the past. You obviously care about it and know what a dumb fucking slut cunt you have been or you wouldn't care about it either.

dude that's actually really helpful. you're a real one user. thanks for helping a girl out!

> post tits
> slut

kowalski, analysis

Hey no worries. Go have fun.

i sure am a dumb fucking slut cunt. virgin pussy boy.

I'm not the one that got pounded by five guys and thought it was cool. Also not a virgin. Go suck a dick. You seem to love it.

sounds like a baby who wishes he could vape like all the cool kids

I feel sorry for your boyfriend, having a lying whore for a girlfriend.

bad joke

i sure fucking do! god i love cock. you can't do shit to me i accept that i'm a cock whore

>baby
wow was the really the best one you could come up with?

/thread

faggots cant be christian any church that accepts faggots are blasphemors

me: i feel i should tell my boyfriend about my sexual history because he obviously has the wrong impression of me
you: haha what a lying whore

yeah i love that you have any sort of pride that you got used like a fucking cum rag before turning to a betacuck to support you for the rest of your little whore life

take that shit back you bastard

lol this is actually hilarious

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>Here come the salty incel virgins that get weird when it comes to sex

You guys are boring prudes who make sex weird because you don't know anything about women

>LOL

if you went through every step of getting the boyfriend without telling him your sexual past when thats obviously something he cares about, thats omission, which, quod erat demonstrandum, you are a lying whooooore

thats not how greentext works bitch whore

There are no girls on the internet

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You had plenty of chances to be upfront and honest about this in the past. You never brought it up because you were ashamed. That makes you a lying whore.

why are you under the impression that we actually want to upset you? they dont give a fuck about triggering you, theyre literally just telling you the truth

it appears you're the only intellectual in this thread. sex is a natural part of life and humans are designed to want it because it will carry humans on as a species. just like any animal, we're all horny fucks and that's okay. we were designed to be that way. not saying it's an exceptionally great idea to be promiscuous because that can lead to disease but sex is perfectly fine, unless you're a jesus freak.

i mean come on man thats a lie

No pic of tits, no point staying

i'll venmo you 30 bucks if you greentext that train

well if it makes you feel better he didn't really bring it up ever. so i legit didn't know until it was too late honestly. i'm not gonna disclose my sexual history to someone i'm not 100% sure of, especially since i'm bisexual and have had sex with a couple of women in the past, and i live in a super conservative area. it's really easy to get shamed and in rare cases people have been killed where i live for shit like this

If only she could handle the truth like she handled cock.

Telling him you're not a virgin=/=telling him you've had a train ran over you. It might make you feel bad, but definitely let the dog sleep on this one. I personally don't think anybody is entitled to their partner's entire history, I personally find the whole concept bizarre. Like, are you going to tell him about every time you were blasphemous or cruel too?

And her boyfriend is a Jesus freak. It matters to him. He would want to know that his girlfriend took dick on the reg like it was going out of style.

He deserves so much better than you. You know he'd leave you if he knew. That's why you never told him and why you still don't want to tell him now.

holy shit the fucking cancer

I'M SO PREJUDICED AGAISNT THEY'D LITERALLY KILL ME

Oh yeah also tits or gtfo

I don't necessarily agree with it, but rules are rules.

>*against
faggot

No? Don't really care. I bet you are lots of fun to be around. I bet really, your're a 'nice guy'

>:^)

Exactly, sex is supposed to be fun and exciting. I mean excessive promiscuity is dangerous but it's a part of growing. It's how you fine the right partner for you. Besides, all the guys in this thread would not say no to another girl in the sack. I've done that and it is alot of fun. The guys trying to shame OP are just jealous.

>"i'm proud of my cock gobbling prowess, you cant fucking touch me"

sorry i was upset
these fucking women man, they just say anything

lol are you here b/c they gutted tumblr?

You are behaving like a child in pre school.

>Call her mean names because shes got cooties

Let's face it, you are only behaving like this because you are jealous of OP, who is capable of having healthy fun sex. You just jerk off alone in your room.

'nice guy' huh?
fresh off the tumblr boat

its okay user, c'mere

she literally said it

also samefag

I bet right now there is a wwyd thread that is just begging for your input. Have you guys ever had sex before?

lol wuts gud OP

Nope. The pussy fear in this thread right now is funny. Grow up anons.

samefag

relax man this is becoming spam

lol okay. keep the money
it only happened twice so i'll just gt the first one i guess

> be me
> first girlfriend
> hellyeah.jpeg
> she's super cool. still talk to her to this day.
> she's into some weird shit sexually. i only had sex with her like once or twice besides this tbh
> she expresses interest in a gangbang. i'd never done that before so naturally i was curious
> she makes all the arrangements, i'd met everyone before.
> her and 3 guys
> she had a strap on
> we drank and talked a bit first
> starts off really slow, i'm sucking guys off, using my hands for the ones i don't have in my mouth
> do that for like 5 minutes
> eventually we get to actual business. i make sure everyone's got a condom on
> start off on my back on the couch while everyone's feeling me up, etc.
> honestly kind of a blur then. i just remember the first person inside me is my gf.
> even with just her and a bunch of hands on me it honestly felt like too much
> loved it though
> eventually i'm getting dp'd, tons of lube all over my body (was a pain to wash off)
> towards the end my gf pulled away and just watched
> remember being really tired but wanting to perform for her
> they all cum on me
> felt awful for like 2 whole days afterwards
> the guys all leave pretty quick
> i fell asleep at like 7pm after i took a shower and didn't wake up until like 10am

and that's legit all i remember

Excessive promiscuity is not part of growing up you whore. If you weren't ashamed of it you'd tell him. So fucking tell him. Or admit that you're a lying cockslut. Saying that shit like being a whore is natural is what whores tell themselves to feel better.

Maybe you should not have been a slut earlier in life. Hope your grand canyon pussy gets you dumped.

are you 14 or something?

I'm a dude you fucking goof. My ex was Bi and when she told me she's open to the idea of brining another girl into it, I practically jumped off the couch and ran a victory lap around the coffee table. So we got some MD, her friend came over one friday and I had some seriously amazing sex. Did it bother me she'd had loads of guys? No, it means I was going to have some good sex.

The most boring sex I ever had was with a girl who only one or two guys, didn't care. But she wouldn't let me go down on her, kept the lights off and only wanted missionary. What does it matter to you that your partners had a bunch of guys?

>feminist detected
bet you got another bitch that gives you advise on how to answer the mean comments on here

No you fucking pedo. Sick freak.

I'm a guy, I'm not OP. I just find it funny you guys react like this. Ohh those mean words sting my skin. That attitude you have is why you keep jerking off alone.

Guys

GUUUUUYYYS

OP still didnt tits so he has to gtfo, you god damn newfags are ruining the fucking board for fucks fake

this

Probably

i think you are autistic

That's not how pussy works

>playing white knight to cover up that you are a bitch
nice try faggot

bitch i probably had more girlfriends than you

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stop white-knighting she isnt going to have sex with you

Why not? She's fucked everyone else.

Hey guys, next time you've got your pants down around your ankles and your laying down hot saucy comments in a wwyd thread (yeah you cum on her tits little dude) and jerking off, I'm out there having sex with women. Because I'm not a salty incel.

Keep being mad on the internet suckers.

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actually kek'd

Nobody reply to this

What's your problem with wwyd threads? Something tells me you've got a guilty pleasure

shit sorry user

Cool let's fuck

OP has abandoned thread. It's over folks. We can go home now.

nah they just did a little greentext they're around

>Keep being mad on the internet suckers
you are too dumb to realize that no one here is mad we are all just having normal conversations but you have to show of your arrogance, dont you?

An F to the A to the double G the O to the T

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Probably still gargling on cum.

yeah actually this