This is how smart Fox news is

This is how smart Fox news is.

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I think Americans are good people, but some of your kind aren't too bright... Makes me worry.

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Bitch please. While it is certainly clickbait there IS a period of where you are still alive after your heart stops beating. Many people who have been revived can tell stories of the remains of their conciousness, thus their brain still works for some minutes.

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I dunno about that. I was in a bad car accident and I sort of remember them working on me, trying to keep me alive. But I don't remember anything after my heart stopped. It was only until I came too in hospital some time later that I actually realised I had died, or that I was ever alive for that matter.

Op here. Yeah? No fucking shit

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Well some people claim to have seen the compressed version of their lives, some the pictures of their loved ones and some "the tunnel with light at the end". The last thing is quite easily explained: It happens when the acid level in your brain rise because of the lack of oxigen which essentially fries brain cells. In the visual center that is interpreted as white light.

You were implying that post is wrong, i proved you wrong and you don't see that you are the retard?

Im thinking about those beans

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just because the brain is working, doesn't mean there is consciousness, user.

I was implying that it was obvious. You're really slow aren't you

Im thinking about those double doubles with a side of animal style fries and a neapolitan milkshake

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Yea nah. Either you're completely pants on head retarded or trolling. In either case i shouldn't be discussing with you.
Don't eat too many crayons.

Oh yeah totally. I did some reading into this as a result of my accident. It's fascinating.

Those widows around the guillotines at the French Revolution used to tell the aristocrats to blink twice if they were conscious ... chopped heads were known to blink twice, as agreed, for up to 3 minutes. Aint nothing new to see here.

>animal style fries
>Neapolitan milkshake
You have the palate of a 13 year old.

The clinical definition of death hasn't had anything to do with a heartbeat in a long time.

I had an accident, hit my head real hard and spent an unknown ammount of time uncounscious lying on the street. I saw some crazy shit during that time, but I did NOT know what was happening. Just because the brain keeps working it doesn't mean you know shit. I actually didn't know what was happening until several hours after being awake.

does that mean cremation is one 'hell' of a way to go?

If you watch Fox News, you're already brain dead, so it doesn't matter.

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your brain isn't "you", your consciousness is you so they do have a point.

>This is how smart Fox news is.
Can you prove it wrong? Or are you just being a fucking crybaby because you hate conservatives and Fox?

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It's not exactly false, the brain does sometimes keep recording new memories, but it's debatable whether you're actually conscious, or simply recall the events later and fill in the blanks (the brain does this a lot even with memories you were conscious while creating).

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and what's the thing that's recalling the events? It's the observer so it's consciousness.

Rather than distance yourself from the stupidity, you're actually calling people crybabies because they aren't stupid? I can see why Fox works for you.

Yes, it's conscious when it's recalling the events. That doesn't mean it was before.

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i so wonder where she is in life and how she still feels about this moment.
and im god damn jealous im not that guy

Is this part of a set? I always think she's kind of hot.

go tell it to the blinking gaping heads rolling off the guillotine

oh wow, go tell that the vegetable in the hospital who still kicks their leg when tested for reflexes

There are at least two or three others in the set.

Did you even read the article?
Finding out your BRAIN still works after death is fairly relevant content, I'd say.

This is more of a philosophical question of at what point during dying are you officially dead?

We’re all going to die someday. Therefore we are already dead, just not officially.

Sauce sounds like fun reading

>Football mexican
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