So Yea Forumsitches. The love of my life cheated on me. After a decade together she manipulated and used me...

I've really contemplated double homicide, suicide.

What the fuck happened to this place?

Nigger, this is an anonymous message board. You think it's only about trolling and pranks? Sometimes people come here to hear the truth without judgement or risk of social media crucifixion.

You happy now?

The nigger was a nice touch. Brought a tear to my eye to be honest. 5/7.

If you're that mentally weak, go ahead. Do it, faggot.

Just become a cuckold it solves everything

> foxnews.com/science/when-you-die-you-know-youre-dead-because-your-brain-keeps-working-scientist-claims

If you do it, you'll have to hang out for awhile knowing you did it

You’re a pathetic pussy, move on and make her feel shit for fucking up w you

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I really am. This bitch was my fucking rock. She was the whole world to me. I have her everything she could have ever asked for. Trips to Disney, vacations whenever she asked. Fucking everything. And then she goes and fucks some dude because I wasn't around enough? These things take money you dumb bitch. And then part that's really the icing on the cake is most of my female friends agree with her.

That's more of an emotional suicide. I'm more into physical release.

If anyone is interested I can drop screenshots of heartbreaking conversation with her

This is typical is what you need to come to terms with. Even more fucking gay if you harm yourself of others because of it.

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She's probably been playing the victim card for some time. Thats how cold hearted bitches do it, they get everyone to side with them and pour pity on them and tell them that they're worth more. Then when they cheat they can blame the man who didn't have a clue that they were being played. She fucked you over good.

Move to a new city and start over.

So basically, you're throwing away a perfectly good life, on the offchance she'll blame herself and feel bad about it forever; a woman who has already demonstrated that she only cares about herself. Gl with that, cuck.

God damn. Pretty much word for word what this bitch said.

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But those things are hard.

Seriously get some hookers. Just fuck them and don't cry to them. It's the first step towards healing

Why would you kill yourself? Doesn't it make more sense to kill her?

>bitches are like buses user
>one leaves, and another is 30 minutes behind

Hard but also rewarding and distracting. Overcoming hard shit helps you grow as a person

Exactly.

I don't really need hookers. I am moderately attractive to most people that I've talked too. But when it comes down to fucking, I literally can't get my dick hard. Its like I try to fuck some other bitch and all I can think about is her fucking me over.

As I've said before, I'm hoping she lives the rest of her life with guilt.

Plus they have multiple men inside them.

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This is true. In tiny concentrations, bleach can be used to sterilise water for drinking.

killing yourself over the bitch just shows her she won and is in control, step up and move on faggot.

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Go fuck her friends if female also you bitch if killself

Based on the text, let her be a single mom. Life isn't kind to single moms but sadly it's harder on the kids. Very rarely will a guy try to steal a woman so that he can take care of her. He just wants to fuck until it gets boring. He won't support her or look after her kids.

Yep

Move in and hit gym become better then her

Are you kidding me? In my experience, the legal system falls all over itself throwing money at single moms.

Typo move on not in lol

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Bitch won't give a shit. Trust me

Offing yourself over something like that is stupid. Do not be stupid.

Living well is the best revenge.

On the contrary, you'd forget it pretty much immediately.

I think he means emotionally not financially. Plus child support.

>I feel like her living with my death on her hands would be better punishment.

Your posts are getting dumber.

She'll feel bad for a week, maybe, then forget it and move on. And you'll be dead, and will get no satisfaction out of whatever meager vengeance your plan manages to achieve.

Fuck her up forever -- be much happier than she is for the rest of your lives.

Welcome, newfriend! Glad to have you with us.

I am sorry that our super-secret Internet club has not lived up to your expectations, but since YOU ARE NOW HERE FOREVER you had best get used to it.

That is moronic -- if your brain is still working, you are, definitionally, not dead.

BTW, there was a wonderfully creepy episode of some twilight-zone-like program maybe 15 years back, about a guy who dies but remains aware throughout his time in the mortuary. It was largely (maybe entirely) shown from the corpse's POV.

Creeped the fuck out of me, I have largely repressed memories of it, but sometimes in my dreams I still see the bit where the suction-hose is descending towards him to vacuum out his insides, and all he can do is lie there and experience it.

That part is true. Take money from the father so they don't have to support the dead weight. The father can still work and pay taxes even if he has to live in his car.

What I mean is a single woman who is 8/10 would be 5/10 with kids. It'll be easy to find a guy to fuck but he's not going to settle down with her.

I have a feeling that she wasn't in the mood to fuck you anymore. Lose the intimacy and lose happiness in the relationship. She broke the relationship way before she fucked another guy.

As a man, you have the chance to find a chick without kids and start again.

This.

You will validate her victim complex. She will profit off the sympathy she will generate from your death. It'll give her a stronger support structure from her friends and family.

You'd be doing her a favour if you kill yourself.

Bang on perfect response. Work on building a better you. Forgive her and move on. You have no idea what demons she was wrestling with that made her break like that and frankly its none of your business. It didn't work out. Now take a q from every single wild animal on this planet and start living. Scratch out an existence for yourself and love it.

The overwhelming positive advice from you guys is kinda heartwarming

You are being a dipshit OP, women like this don't have a consience. If you kill yourself she won't feel bad about it in the slightest, it will just be one more thing she can twist for attention. If you really feel like your life is over and there's no going back then get revenge before you an hero. If she has sisters, bang them, if you can bang her mom, do it. If she has best friends, bang them and turn them against her. Then kill her and yourself. If those are not options then mutilate her. Make her so unattractive that she will never get dick again, I'm talking serious physical deformity. She destroyed your life so if you want to get back at her you just have to significantly decrease the quality of her life. One of the most damaging things you can do to a whore is take away their looks. Fuck up her face beyond repair, maybe acid or fire or something, and if you can, take a limb or two while you're at it. Anyhow that's assuming any of what you said is real in the first place and not larping. Also if any glow in the dark cia niggers see this or any pigs get riled up, this is satire, it's a joke, I'm not being serious. (But really op, you know what to do, consider it)

Not a larp, but this is by far the funniest response. Cia niggers? Golden.