Why on earth would Verne Troyer commit suicide?

Why on earth would Verne Troyer commit suicide?

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What is Depression?
Just being sad and edgy for views, obviously!

why wouldn't he?

He was a short freak that could never get anyone to really love him.

he was too smol and did us a favor by not ending the human race

He had a short fuse?

because he was 5'10"

I believe he was suffering from shortness of breath and though he was continually being short-changed by the authorities, who gave his complaint short shrift because of the short temper he demonstrated when dealing with their short-handed customer services team. I also believe he had significant money worries having been advised to go short on some stocks that then rose in value to unprecedented heights, leaving him short of cash and mentally a few sandwiches short of the full picnic.

Still, it was a shame to see someone's life cut short.

he went nuts

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Apparently he drank himself to death. His BAC was lethal. Coroner said it looked like Verne had drank an entire beer.

come on this is gotta be one of those rip sweet prince meme things right?
damn i always thought he was kinda inspirational like that guy probably has it a bit harder than other people and seems like he's making a good go of it anyway.

>Coroner said it looked like Verne had drank an entire beer.
I thought he was on shorts?

>he went nuts
Confirmed. He had a short fuse

his life was a bit short

test

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kek

He felt a little depressed

I guess he ended up with the short end of the stick.

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His life was cut short

Only about 26 minutes late
RTFT

checking out if your ban has been rescinded, eh? What was it for? CP? Posting in a beast thread?