ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
also, Star Trek general discussion
ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
also, Star Trek general discussion
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> Kirk teaches a primitive culture about the U.S. Constitution
> Data tries to kill a guy
>Troi gets her lifeforce sucked away by a psychic succubus
Two Gorn one Tribble
The phantom menace
Half a Life?
dubs of truth and logic checked. In a Mirror Darkly?
close, it was a TOS episode
>the three Data's
Yup half a life. Literally just finished watching that episode as I saw this thread.
Nemesis?
Here is a vague one:
> Jeffrey Combs is the best actor in the episode
>Nemesis?
nope. it was from the tv series.
i love watching Star Trek episodes i haven't seen in awhile
was it Data, or was it Brent Spiner? there were episodes with Data, Lore, and Dr. Soong. and that holodeck episode where Yar had a foursome with three Datas, there are a couple options
>Data decapitation
The fucking transporter malfunctions and phasers have no effect.
three Data's trying to accomplish the same task.
dubs of truth and logic checked, and god-tier image. Time's Arrow?
how about we also can name an episode, and other anons provide the vague description. i'll start:
> Darmok
The crew debates the definition of sentience for 30 minutes of screen time
which series? TNG or Voyager are most likely
dubs of truth and logic checked. All Good Things?
the measure of a man?
Time dialations or something from a device built by Manheim...
had to look it up
>We'll Always Have Paris
Fraiser's in it.
Star wars is for fucking dweebs and losers. Kys faggots
Cause and Effect. love that episode
> Guinan wants Picard to kill Yar
>>We'll Always Have Paris
yup.
You're just jelly cause you don't have a calculator watch, ya dumb jock
Fuck you and that faggy old green guy fucking geeks ill smash you glasses in
let's play nice. i'm the biggest nerd here, and i'm the creepiest, oldest, and neckestbeard of creepy old neckbeards. we can enjoy all the Star Trek series (TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, Orville) and all the Star Wars movies (episodes I-VII, the Ewok movies, and the Christmas special). all are worthwhile entertainment
She has to go back in time because "She's not supposed to be here"
Redemption
Yesterday's Enterprise is one of my favorite episodes in any series. Tarrantino said that episode is the inspiration for his Star Trek movie
fat & old Sirtis & frakes
i like the pretend the last episode of Enterprise didn't happen.
Heres a hard one.
Small organic bugs take control of the starfleet command and set mankind for self destruction. Protip the bugs were called the judea scarabaeus
They fly in the space ship
A problem occurs
They solve the problem
>The ship is a really big flash drive
Conspiracy?
Past Tense
if it's a Barclay episode, I would have to look it up
hey this is that beacon we just dropped
you know it's a bad episode when years later the people that created it apologize for it being in effect them taking a huge shit in your living room.
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In space,in space ship.
every episode ever made
The one were the nigger falls in love with a Klingon that has been permanently disguised as a human from harvested DNA, and a modified psyche that thinks they're human.
that episode tried to tie the series into TNG, but it was too late. Enterprise didn't get consistently good until late in the third season. Voyager was hit or miss, but it could stand on its own without TNG and without TOS. Enterprise should have tied itself into TNG in the first or second season
doesn't count STD isn't really Star Trek. the ST in STD stands for Excrement Tier
> Nog tricks a nursing into jacking him off
>The android is forced to choose between his people, or his crew
IMO, the entire Star Trek franchise is obsolete and should be retired. It had its use but frankly, the "social change via metaphor" is not really needed anymore.
There are so many newer SciFi franchises that are fresh and have premise that Roddenberry could never imagine over fifty years ago.
Name some.
I see so much shit on Netflix or other services or whatever, but they just seem so meh from the short trailers they show and I can never dive into any of them.
no Barclay that I remember but a lot of VR anyway cause of the great upgrades
i'll see your Data, and raise you 'Worf must choose between duty and honor'
Social Trek Justice
Hehe I wasn't talking about Data
Yeah times arrow. I've seen pretty much all star trek, but can't ever remember the names of episodes very well. I have lots of cool art saved though.
go too fast, evolve into frog lizards.
here are some vague ones, with more than one answer:
> Riker leads a suicide mission
> Beverly fucks a Ferengi
> Spock has the hottest girlfriend
> the captain breaks the Prime Directive
> the crew break the temporal Prime Directive
> Damar drinks a lot of Kanar
> SJW theme focuses on Trip
> Jolene Blalock shows sideboob
> crew uses deus ex machina to save the day
Identity, The Orvile
Darth Vader in a wheelchair...
The best ones are the ones that could be in any different series of star trek
that episode is generally considered the worst episode in Star Trek history
Question about Jeffrey Combs different characters. Why weren't they worried fans would get tired of seeing him?
I don't know if he has the record for different characters in the ST franchise or not. But he did get to play a decent number of different characters over the years.
you got it!
that's cheating
it's star trek, no?
>Any of y'alls ships even run on mushrooms? >Did you know fungus is now the key to ftl travel?
Don't know the episode names...The
The creature in the void want's to explore different types of death for the crew
lol, Captain Pike
One more hint...
Pic related was more sultry
Idk considering the Orville is just a tng Gary sue fanfic starring seth mcfarlane.
STD doesn't even pretend to be Star Trek. but pretty soon we'll have two Star Trek series, the Picard series and the Orville
hello computer
it's more star trek, than discovery. I mean I like discovery, but it's something new, something else.
They did some things right, no transporters for starters, episode 3 really set the tone for what the show. But they failed by introducing time travel, especially so casually.
here are some non-canonical ones-
there is monster destroying the engine, and only Kirk can see it
Agent Sloan fights Ice T and Ice Cube
Bashir gets killed by his nieces
Star Trek IV
>There be whales here!
From Picards ready room.
>"deck 2" = longest turbolift ride
Yeehaw, a father and son work together at high noon
i want to be a bynar
>Name some.
>I see so much shit on Netflix or other services or whatever, but they just seem so meh from the short trailers they show and I can never dive into any of them.
That didn't take long. Put a fork in it, Star Trek is done.
fistful of fucking datas
i hate alexander
the expanse
Riker gets a blowjob. Wesley nearly gets a blowjob.
You got it!
That's the one
>i hate alexander
Jon Steuer, the first actor to portray Alexander Rozhenko on STTNG, died 1-1-2018 from suicide.
damn, getting typecast can be a mofo.
lover boy explains the birds and the bees..
That one episode of next gen where the aliens schtick is that they wear all beige. Including a beige bubble vest. I don't remember much else I just remember laughing at a race of bubble vest wearing aliens
i think you are thinking of the right one..its a running joke on tv..or at least an old one.
i'm looking for the nuclear wessel
Been watching through Enterprise,
Don't understand the hate for it, unless I guess you're in love with TOS.
I like TNG and DS9; Enterprise is great alongside these.
dubs of truth and logic checked. Carbon Creek and In a Mirror Darkly are some of my favorite episodes in any series
dubs of truth and logic checked. is that the one where Worf is thirsty for Quark's ex-wife?
which star treck is this?
>Andy Dick
>Romulans
>Holograms
Probably because they did screw with established ST continuity a few times on ENT.
I think she was in one of the indie Trek productions fouty years later.
The omega glory
Ship in a Bottle?
> Dax is thirsty for Spock
I like to think of it as a different timeline.
Borg went back in time in TNG, made an alternative timeline. Butterfly effect, although warp 1 was achieved, there were other slight effects which in the long run changes shit.
Is it literally every episode with him in it?
The one where Q is a dick
yes
pretty much, except the Voyager episode he was in also had the Rock so Combs wasn't necessarily the best actor in that one. Jeri Ryan's tits win the best actor award for that epsisode, with Combs and the Rock tying for second
drinking game.....
chug every time picard 'shirt tug' maneuver or riker 'chair' maneuver happens.
Two old dudes fight the predator.
great thread anons. as Spock would say, 'live long, prosper, and keep hangin' and bangin'
Darmok?
handicap awareness.
Tim the tool man knock off fucks Ann Perkins knock off after discussing it at length with professor exavior
Love
The episode where the guy in red dies.
Tuvok likes Jazz
> Picard flirts with a chick, later kills her
Correct
Trials and Tribble-ations
Dax's legs are smoken in that one
Yeah it's Darmok.
Next one.
Someone says something like I can't kill this man.
yes
> Kira gives Dax shade about hooking up with aliens
The episode where you learn that earths entire defense system consists of 3 shitty missiles fired from the moon
Crap its
>Message in a bottle
But close enough
First Contact?
> O'Brien and Bashir discuss their feelings for each other
Nah, but it is a tng episode. A 2 parter
cardassia plot?
6 million green lights?
Best of Both Worlds?
>I reaaaaaaaally wish I was dead.
Just because I approve of this thread... I will post all of my star trek reaction gifs.
>Why weren't they worried fans would get tired of seeing him?
Because he's awesome, and they knew the fans would like seeing this awesome guy again and again.
I mean its like almost 30 years later and we're still talking about how awesome the guy was.
I settled down and decided to watch TOS. I have to say, it got extremely samey and I was glad it was over. TNG will be watched next.
and that's it :)
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Character Development is dont pretty well in TNG. The micro relationships between crewmembers was key to the shows success.
>find a way to get home faster
>fight alien of the week for it
>end up destroying it in the progress
michael dorn the gigglepuss
that's two out of every three STD episodes, and four or five Voyager episodes
Too difficult eh, I knew it.
For all its glaring flaws, I don't mind STD. I'm mostly just glad I can treat it as non-canon.